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Lt. Chips posted:Watching Niners Bears is going to be like what I imagine hell is like. Never forget Dorsey-Orton in a windstorm http://espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=241031003
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 00:30 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:22 |
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The Bears should shoot Jimmy Clausen out of a loving cannon. Also, the Bears, who desperately want to get rid of Cutler and get a QB, find themselves tanking for a high pick in a year where there are no goof QBs in the draft, and they will certainly reach for some poo poo hackenberg-level quarterback and just continue to gently caress the team forever.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 01:58 |
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I can't imagine the Bears drafting a QB high then not getting on the Browns QB Bust Carousel for the next 20 years.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 02:17 |
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Sign Mike Kafka, you loving scrubs
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 02:31 |
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Emanuel Collective posted:oh no turns out they let him loose in Bridgeport and now the south side Irish are demanding the Bears make this Notre Dame icon their franchise QB It is funny that Chicago Notre Dame people have been simultaneously inflicted with Jimmy Clausen and Jeff Samardzija. That's why you follow Chicago's Big Ten Team, wildcats bitch
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 02:51 |
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Bears are going to end up with a McCown next season. Off-season is looking pretty McCownish.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 03:47 |
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I hope the Bears draft a guy and sit him behind Cutler for a year to benefit from his veteran leadership.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 04:35 |
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Rookie: Hi I'm Christian Hackenberg. I'm a huge fan and I'm hoping I can pick your brain and talk about seeing defenses and throwing backbreaking interceptions at the pro level. Cutler: (Texts) Rookie: You know I've been looking at the playbook all summer, but Coach Fox said there's some concepts here that I should ask you about. Got a few moments to go over things? Cutler: (Continues texting) Rookie: What was it like adjusting to the speed of the game as a rookie over in Denver? I've heard that something-- Cutler: (Cuts him off). Here, this is everything you need. (Hands him phone and walks away.) Rookie: (Looks at the phone. It is a series of text messages to a guy named Steubs that is just the sentence "who is this rear end in a top hat" typed over and over again)
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 05:07 |
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haljordan posted:At this rate McCown will have played for every NFL team by mid October. There's a Third McCown
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 01:02 |
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js86 posted:Meanwhile in Baltimore, Marc Trestman is doing to Joe Flacco what he did to Jay Cutler. That man really is a QB guru. he is if you are A McCown
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:44 |
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What if it turns out Trestman's only skill is as a McCown whisperer and he is capable of getting a McCown to be the best McCown possible, so you know if you have Trestman you get a quarterback playing as well as he possibly can BUT you can only sign a McCown.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:56 |
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ArgaWarga posted:I think Fangio is p good but on the other hand That was basically the Mel Tucker defense every play.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 02:00 |
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Kawalimus posted:Even if we lose tonight AND to Cleveland next week, in a few weeks we will get the Chargers, Jaguars, and Rams in three consecutive home games. I highly doubt we would lose them all. I've had it with your Mr. Sunshine homer bullshit, Kawalimus, get your head out of the clouds.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 03:30 |
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warcrimes posted:It would be awesome if you guys get Goff i want to get goff
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 00:58 |
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Dexo posted:Cutty's in baby. Lets do this poo poo. good, get hosed you dumb babyhead useless notredame pickle rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 17:07 |
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Dexo posted:Remember what happened last time Cutty played on an injured leg. Suh came in and killed him again. Only this time we don't have a McCown to throw at the situation. Anyone But Clausen
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 17:15 |
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All of Chicago rallies around its hero quarterback, bravely coming back from injury to lead the Bears to victory against the feared Oakland Raiders.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 22:14 |
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Dexo posted:Jay Cutler owns. This is no longer a Jay Cutler Slander zone. if you're not with Cutler you should
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 22:42 |
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Dexo posted:I love this shittty loving team and all of it's weird players. this is a very likable poo poo bears team
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 22:46 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:If the Lions went 0-16 again I would drive into the Detroit river and never return
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 05:09 |
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HEY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE PACKERS IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE PACKERS DO YOU KNOW THE QUARTERBACK HAS A MUSTACHE IT'S TRUE HE SOMETIMES HAS A MUSTACHE HOW INCREDIBLE AND HILARIOUS HE ALSO HAS A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE OFFENSIVE LINE THEY PLAY SETTLERS OF CATAN HOW ADORABLE THESE BIG STRONG FOOTBALL MEN PLAY A BOARD GAME INSTEAD OF TEARING APART LIVESTOCK FOR FUN THEY ALSO ENJOY MUSICAL MOVIES AND HAVE I GOT STARTED ON THE GUY WITH THE BLONDE HAIR WELL HE HAS BLONDE HAIR AND HE YELLS LIKE A COMPUTER GAME DEMON AFTER HE SACKS PEOPLE WHAT A WORLD
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 02:54 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:22 |
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bears are the worst defense i've ever seen
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 22:00 |