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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
:parrot:

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


i love this demon bird

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
knew it was a cockatoo before i clicked, its like having a perpetual two year old except they can bite to the bone

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009



This is me when my wife tells me to get up and go to work in the morning.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
parrots have the same lifespan as people, and they act like hyperactive 2 year olds their whole lives

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
now here's a thread title I can get into

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
how much dick do i want and im all a cockatoo.


also good thread op.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I've watched this 7 times by now

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Birds don't take poo poo from Sir David Attenborough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJaNDBI87s

Sir David getting Kanye'd as gently caress

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

quakster posted:

imegine if bird learn to yell when still dino :pwn:
A while ago I was talking to my wife and wondered if there were any dinosaurs that could mimic human speech if they were still around. She was horrified by the idea.

Also, this is the best cockatoo video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SUX0LEV68

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Marnie is if like someone made a cartoon kid's show about a really nice parrot and then it somehow came to life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEf144hcmZ4

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Parrots own.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

TVs Ian posted:

Also, this is the best cockatoo video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SUX0LEV68

pretty sure you get hitlers speech from december 11th 1941 when you slow this down

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
what are the advantages of doing this?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Kikka posted:

pretty sure you get hitlers speech from december 11th 1941 when you slow this down
have you met a cockatoo???

it's not a stretch

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

TVs Ian posted:

A while ago I was talking to my wife and wondered if there were any dinosaurs that could mimic human speech if they were still around. She was horrified by the idea.

Also, this is the best cockatoo video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SUX0LEV68

Sounds like my crazy uncle when the Cubs lose.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
ralp plz sticky this thread

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

what are the advantages of doing this?


TVs Ian posted:

A while ago I was talking to my wife and wondered if there were any dinosaurs that could mimic human speech if they were still around. She was horrified by the idea.

Also, this is the best cockatoo video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SUX0LEV68

im not sure

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjbazNuqvs

cockatiels just want to sing to you because you're a pretty bird yes you are

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Maldoror posted:

parrots have the same lifespan as people, and they act like hyperactive 2 year olds their whole lives

same

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


parrots and similar fruity-rear end gaybirds are really good because they do tons of crazy things, the downsides are they are loud as poo poo and they permanently have a facial expression like they are utterly aghast and horrified at the concept of life

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

The Brown Menace posted:

they permanently have a facial expression like they are utterly aghast and horrified at the concept of life
sounds like someone hasn't been around cockatiels :derptiel: They just look like wall-eyed idiots.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

The Brown Menace posted:

parrots and similar fruity-rear end gaybirds are really good because they do tons of crazy things, the downsides are they are loud as poo poo and they permanently have a facial expression like they are utterly aghast and horrified at the concept of life

Truly perfect in every way

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s_mWMOo8Ea8

better than katy perry

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PwGj_EvWM

parrot girl is cute too

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
This is the buff faced pygmy parrot, they are the smallest known parrot unless they found another one I haven't heard about :



They're around 3.5 inches long :3:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOHlnV5fcsQ

shut the gently caress up you oval office. twat. oh dear oh dear.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
birds are neat

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
birds are neat but i dont want to grow a long ponytail and walk around with one on my shoulder

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
beep beep everybody on the budgie train



like other birds parrots grow from eggs



some parrots grow up to be hard motherfuckers

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Tendai posted:

some parrots grow up to be hard motherfuckers



Don't let Zimmerman see that bird.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Spun Dog posted:

Don't let Zimmerman see that bird.
It's not a gun bro it's just my cell phone

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYfpjAkRyPI

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
AAA THANK

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im a bird

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Harald posted:

im a bird
are you this bird?

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dawww my niece is a Gaelic dancer as well. :3:

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