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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Take Shaq out and it'd be better.

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a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sheep-Goats posted:

Take Shaq out and it'd be better.

this is never the case

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a messed up horse posted:

this is never the case

Reddit post itt

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
cock dominates pussy, refuses to give up its thick protein treats

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
i like brids

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

AEMINAL posted:

i like brids

me too.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Robo Reagan posted:

that chicken didnt give a gently caress

chickens are usually too dumb to care in my experience

also cats are utter cowards if you stand up to them

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax



raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

tube

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

E X T E N D B I R B

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Ooh, I love Green Herons. They are excellent tubes/extendbirbs. They are incredibly shy, though - we have them around, but I usually only catch glimpses of them before they hide in the willows.

Black-crowned Night Herons are neat, too. Their courtship is basically showing off how handsome of a poofed tube you can be, then rubbing beaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8TVWHww1k

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Potato posted:

Ooh, I love Green Herons. They are excellent tubes/extendbirbs. They are incredibly shy, though - we have them around, but I usually only catch glimpses of them before they hide in the willows.

Black-crowned Night Herons are neat, too. Their courtship is basically showing off how handsome of a poofed tube you can be, then rubbing beaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8TVWHww1k

Birds rule and are fukken dumb as hell

Truck Stop Daddy
Apr 17, 2013

A janitor cleans the bathroom

Muldoon

Those rule but I still like birds

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

:getout:

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I used to feeb my birbs
    *A spaghetti
    *Fork of whiterice
    *Popcorns stuck onto their talons to make popcorn feet
    *One french fry

They liked these things a lot and would eat them until their crop was bulging and they were in a starch induced bird food coma.

They also eat the wheatgrass you buy from the expensive supermarket that's still growing if you put it in their cage in the winter and like it a lot and get a serious case of green beak.

They will not eat orange juice at all. They also do not eat the outside of the french fry but instead hollow out the middle to make a fry canoe.

raton fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Dec 15, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Oh? What's that? The servings size?

Well about equal to the size of their head when fluffy is okay.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E9Mca5w-fQ

:derp:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

It looks like someone crossed a turkey and a vulture.

naem
May 29, 2011

I draw birds

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

naem posted:

I draw birds

I've seen your birds. They look like chipmunks.

naem
May 29, 2011

Microwaves Mom posted:

I've seen your birds. They look like chipmunks.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
this isnt the bird cosplaying as sonic thread please post that there

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

GREG

GREG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GREG

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah jesus christ

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iui8c7AT0XE

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Can someone repost that nice bird saying "WHEEE" over and over, I lost it

artichoke
Sep 29, 2003

delirium tremens and caffeine
Gravy Boat 2k

many johnnys posted:

Can someone repost that nice bird saying "WHEEE" over and over, I lost it

Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZbOIp1GUJA



Best turkey vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu3-LrV2_xc

artichoke fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Dec 22, 2015

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUYpLuoJovA

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

gg parrit

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Keep yelling birb

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
one little secret to getting perfect teeth; dentists and earthworms HATE her!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

really wanna know the process involved in training a parrot to pull a particular tooth

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

really wanna know the process involved in training a parrot to pull a particular tooth

Parrots loving love picking at teeth, I guess once it felt a loose tooth in there it went hog wild

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Open your mouth and the parrot chews on teeth because he likes to gently caress with stuff and eventually he pulls out a tooth it's an age old story that an Indian told me at a bullshit casino then he asked me for a dollar.

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Open your mouth and the parrot chews on teeth because he likes to gently caress with stuff and eventually he pulls out a tooth it's an age old story that an Indian told me at a bullshit casino then he asked me for a dollar.

Inside of us is bird that want to pull tooth. Will u stob him or will he pull tooth? Who is even best one maybe its better to be parrto or mayb parrtot is evil? (:

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