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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
maxwell a good bird

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNx0v_WOvtQ

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

OMFG FURRY posted:

always treat birds with respect

except canadian geese, gently caress em all

At my old university they were everywhere. The school would block off exits to buildings for parts of the year because geese would take up nesting there and would attack. There was an official website attached to the university's site that tracked the nests.

Most of the time they just hiss at you, but they can get aggressive too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1kC4d1kyg

naem
May 29, 2011

http://youtu.be/Kh0Y2hVe_bw

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play

Thirds

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009


a good video

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

whao just like in jurassic park!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Asiina posted:

At my old university they were everywhere. The school would block off exits to buildings for parts of the year because geese would take up nesting there and would attack. There was an official website attached to the university's site that tracked the nests.

Most of the time they just hiss at you, but they can get aggressive too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1kC4d1kyg

Canada geese are funny as hell. Even if I'm being attacked by one, it's hard to run away because I'm still laughing at it. It's such a drat silly thing to be attacked by.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



bird is really not pleased about having its nails trimmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsLmQF29OgU

loving rear end in a top hat loving bitch I'll gently caress your head

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Asiina posted:

At my old university they were everywhere. The school would block off exits to buildings for parts of the year because geese would take up nesting there and would attack. There was an official website attached to the university's site that tracked the nests.

Most of the time they just hiss at you, but they can get aggressive too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1kC4d1kyg

This is great. Somebody really needs to splice the song Showdown from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly into this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6tR78d0cmA

Or the Jaws song.

Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

OMFG FURRY posted:

always treat birds with respect

except canadian geese, gently caress em all

geese aren't birds they're pitbulls with wings.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Al Borland posted:

geese aren't birds they're pitbulls with wings.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

this is a good video

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Birds love music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpu-cNjT2Dg

literally sounds like a crying child at 3:00+

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Sep 29, 2015

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApoNISsbisE

Bird knows what he wants, and how to get it.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFEA0vSwgQ

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

why do birds act so weird

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Vorik posted:

why do birds act so weird

They can see dead people

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
years ago I sat in a parking lot waiting for somebody and watched a peacock gently caress up the paint of a shiny black car because it was fighting it's reflection, you could see the tiny dings it was leaving behind it was awesome.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Y2hVe_bw

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9POJ2-n0Cs

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So thread fans if you could choose would you rather have feathery wings on your back or a huge toenail on your face?

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Sheep-Goats posted:

So thread fans if you could choose would you rather have feathery wings on your back or a huge toenail on your face?

uninhibited high altitude making GBS threads

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



etalian posted:

cassowary is the most dinosaur bird



How could you post this without their calls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

Like they literally could've just dubbed these noises into the Jurassic Park Movies. They don't chirp, they bellow and rumble :stare:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Canada geese are funny as hell. Even if I'm being attacked by one, it's hard to run away because I'm still laughing at it. It's such a drat silly thing to be attacked by.

We send them over the border just to gently caress you guys

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cuckoo posted:

How could you post this without their calls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

Like they literally could've just dubbed these noises into the Jurassic Park Movies. They don't chirp, they bellow and rumble :stare:

Also in nature the cassowary mom ditches the chicks once they hatch and the cassowary dad ends up raising them.

owned

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




stupid fisherman

you dont have to go fishing anymore. you can eat the goose

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

City of Tampa posted:

years ago I sat in a parking lot waiting for somebody and watched a peacock gently caress up the paint of a shiny black car because it was fighting it's reflection, you could see the tiny dings it was leaving behind it was awesome.

peacocks roam wild near you? thatd be the coolest pest species

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

RaceBannon posted:

peacocks roam wild near you? thatd be the coolest pest species

In the city I grew up in the zoo had a whole bunch of peacocks that would just wander around randomly.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

RaceBannon posted:

peacocks roam wild near you? thatd be the coolest pest species

People let some peacocks go free I think on the Berkley campus in the 60s and it turns out they can survive on their own in an environment like that so it became a thing people do at other colleges mostly on the west coast. I remember having to wait for a peacock to get out of the road in Portland once. Eventually a lab sees them and gets ahold of them and that's it though.

Griz
May 21, 2001


RaceBannon posted:

peacocks roam wild near you? thatd be the coolest pest species

imagine a bigger, stupider goose with the honking replaced with horrible screams like someone being murdered, and people complain about population management because they're pretty

that's feral peacocks

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
best thread. My aunt has a bird and it kinda sucks.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

RaceBannon posted:

peacocks roam wild near you? thatd be the coolest pest species
this is not true

Peacocks are the most annoying screaming shitbirds. Parrots scream but at least they're smart too, peacocks don't even have that, they're just shrieking retards.

Todd Marde
May 7, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeQ1UKnS4k4

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Tendai posted:

this is not true

Peacocks are the most annoying screaming shitbirds. Parrots scream but at least they're smart too, peacocks don't even have that, they're just shrieking retards.

i had no idea but arent almost all birds shrieking lunatics? except for the rare philosopher cockatoo or whatnot

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

RaceBannon posted:

i had no idea but arent almost all birds shrieking lunatics? except for the rare philosopher cockatoo or whatnot

Birds are pretty cool. You can teach them to not poo poo everywhere and not shriek all the time but it's not as easy as it is to teach a dog to do stuff.

Pets overall are not really worth it so when you buy a pet you're choosing what not worth it is the least worse to you.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nV3C-5d5ww
Pelicans know they own the zoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SQa48DcX1E

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Half of these talking birds just sound like adults in a Peanuts animated special. Can't understand a word these fuckers are saying.

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