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Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Improbable Lobster posted:

"Smart" birds are arbitrary and do dumb poo poo for fun all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dWw9GLcOeA

What about smart birds doing kickin' rad poo poo for fun?

Cuckoo posted:

How could you post this without their calls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

Like they literally could've just dubbed these noises into the Jurassic Park Movies. They don't chirp, they bellow and rumble :stare:

that's horrifying.

I went to a zoo once that had a Cassowary. There was some lady there trying to tell me about cassowaries, but she didn't actually know much about them. I have a feeling she was just some random person who decided to come to the zoo with a laminated fact sheet, since it wasn't formatted or anything. I asked her about their penchant for disembowling people, and she just pointed to the spot on her printout that listed the claw size.

My ex and I stood there watching the cassowary patrol around its habitat, radiating hate the whole time. The bird radiated hate, I mean, not my ex or myself. Anyway, at the end of its loop, it looked straight at us, then let loose a massive splash of bird diarrhea.

Bored fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Oct 1, 2015

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