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Oct 4, 2008

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steinrokkan posted:

Seriously, geese are domesticated, hollow boned pussies. Your grandma likely spent her mornings leisurely holding a goose by the neck and force feeding it with dough balls. lol at anybody afraid of these weak rear end birds.

You know people have grandmas born in like the 1960s now, right?

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Cuckoo posted:

How could you post this without their calls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

Like they literally could've just dubbed these noises into the Jurassic Park Movies. They don't chirp, they bellow and rumble :stare:

All about the base, 'bout the base, no treble.

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Oct 4, 2008

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If you want to replicate the 'bird yells into cup' experience for yourself, remember that you are bigger than a bird and will need a much bigger cup. Yelling into a bottle cap is not at all satisfying.

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Oct 4, 2008

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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Birds meanwhile are always lovely and friendly and kind and giving.

No.

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Oct 4, 2008

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satanic splash-back posted:

My experience with pet rats did not ever include being pooped or peed on, despite daily handling.

You must have had girls. Boys love to drag their dicks around marking their territory. Rats too.

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Oct 4, 2008

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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Those are good birbs. They have two babies and for a while raise them both equally until they're sure one will survive, then they stop feeding or outright bird-murder the extra baby. I'm told kookaburras do the same, which is why they always look so happy. They certainly love eating baby birds.

Who among us hasn't wanted to murder babbies? I admire their restraint.

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