bird yells into cup

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Bored posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dWw9GLcOeA

What about smart birds doing kickin' rad poo poo for fun?

that's horrifying.

I went to a zoo once that had a Cassowary. There was some lady there trying to tell me about cassowaries, but she didn't actually know much about them. I have a feeling she was just some random person who decided to come to the zoo with a laminated fact sheet, since it wasn't formatted or anything. I asked her about their penchant for disembowling people, and she just pointed to the spot on her printout that listed the claw size.

My ex and I stood there watching the cassowary patrol around its habitat, radiating hate the whole time. The bird radiated hate, I mean, not my ex or myself. Anyway, at the end of its loop, it looked straight at us, then let loose a massive splash of bird diarrhea.

There's only one known case of a cassowary killing a human, and in that case the bird got lucky severing some kid's artery with a kick.

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

grab the goose by the goose and just throw it away

Seriously, geese are domesticated, hollow boned pussies. Your grandma likely spent her mornings leisurely holding a goose by the neck and force feeding it with dough balls. lol at anybody afraid of these weak rear end birds.

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