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Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Kikka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSfM4ZHjbl0

# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 09:32

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:37

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

doodlebugs posted:

Fish drives a car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbNmL6hSNKw

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 13:30

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

lmao

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 14:53

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

etalian posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:35

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

can we maybe get a separate general bird thread because the latest discussions in this thread havent really been interesting to the bird yelling into cup aficionados such as myself

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 04:24

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

cram me sideways posted:

need a bird i can turn on when i want something to make a bunch of cool noises and imitate me and do swears for visiting guests but when i'm done hearing him scream bloody loving murder i can turn him off and be done with him

sony plz make aibo bird

cover the cage with a blanket hth

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 05:14

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Tendai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1nAR86Vd8

squeekbirb

i want one

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 21:00

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

depends how many drinks you get in to them

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:42

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:45

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

I like birds a lot but a cockatoo seems like some kind of house demon to me and if they could reproduce in the wild here we'd surely be paying someone to exterminate them in droves. They're never like sweet or chilling out, they're always on a meth fueled tearassin ramapage

theyre so like us which is why people like them

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 03:53

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Tendai posted:

At one point between the bird threads and the Islam thread my recommendations were a combination of dudes reciting the Qur'an and cockatoos doing funny poo poo, it was sort of weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv_q8wlUmEY

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 04:42

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Helical Nightmares posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uUaxwGOuWN4

:3

Their coloring makes it look like someone took some markers to them I guess they're tropical?

why's every tropic/jungle bird super bright? does it help that much with camo or do they have enough trees to hide in?

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 04:29

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X2iMqZ1qc0

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 13:32

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

birds of prey also own a hella lot but i probably shouldnt post videos of them because its just going to be a bunch of birds ripping out a rabbit's throat or something

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 13:38

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

proof of concept posted:

hahaha get owned sucker cats are stupid

good bird

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 09:23

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Tendai posted:

Out of the non-human animals in this house, the bird is definitely the smartest. The cat is a god-drat moron.

our cat varies between pretty smart for an animal and dumb as poo poo to the point that im pretty sure a lot of the dumb is an act so we give it attention and treats and poo poo

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 16:10

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

okay yeah your cat is dumb

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 16:14

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

proof of concept posted:

whitey getting what he deserves

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 16:51

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

that's obviously a slipper

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 19:58

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

3D GAY WORLD posted:

Smart enough to save an entire battalion of Allied soldiers called "The Lost Batallion" from friendly fire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cher_Ami

"As Cher Ami tried to fly back home, the Germans saw her rising out of the brush and opened fire. For several moments, Cher Ami flew with bullets zipping through the air all around her. Cher Ami was eventually shot down but managed to take flight again. She arrived back at her loft at division headquarters 25 miles to the rear in just 25 minutes, helping to save the lives of the 194 survivors. In this last mission, Cher Ami delivered the message despite having been shot through the breast, blinded in one eye, covered in blood and with a leg hanging only by a tendon."

Also smart enough to send a last minute message back from the front lines that prevented Allied forces from commencing artillery bombardment of a recently captured friendly outpost: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe_%28pigeon%29

This is G.I. Joe, the bird who accomplished the second feat, receiving a medal:

And a random messenger pigeon being released from a tank in WWI:

This whole hatred of pigeons is a relatively recent thing, and is mostly based off of propaganda created by pest extermination companies that had gotten too good at killing roaches and rats, and needed something else to kill (hence the unfair "rats with wings" branding). Pigeons love to bathe, are generally clean and are only dirty when they're forced to live in filthy cities and forage in gutters by subway stations. Also, you're far more likely to catch a disease from a cat or dog than you are from a pigeon.