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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

a cockatoo summoning a satan

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOHlnV5fcsQ

shut the gently caress up you oval office. twat. oh dear oh dear.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KId25_Jf7Fc
talking starling with mad ASMR voice

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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Klyith posted:

sometimes kids will punch or headbutt you in the balls, but getting bit by a beak that can probably work as a can-opener would be worse

My co-worker's kid was fighting against him getting her dressed in the morning, and she managed to dig her finger BEHIND one of his eyeballs. :stare:
Dude had to wear an eyepatch for a while.

Then again I bet a parrot could easily remove your entire eyeball with ease if it decided it wanted to.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IZmRnAo6s

everybooooooody

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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whao just like in jurassic park!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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I love parrots and think African Grays are the coolest, but I would never get one in a million years because they live for like 40 something years and they are extremely moody aggressive constantly making GBS threads 2-year olds for the entirety of that 40 years.

Also I've read that they become so attached to their owners, they self-mutilate or get depressed and die if you give them away or something happens to you. :(

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrKvudS76Hg

You know what? Eat your corn.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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:lol:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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are cockateils or budgies easier

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

metalist bird

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

don't forget this magnificent woodech

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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makes you wonder what hosed up weird bird poo poo ancient therapods had going on. Brightly colored cartilage combs? Weirdly intricate vocal performances and dancing? Elaborate spreading feather displays? Giant inflating neck sacks?

birds are weird

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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I like birds but I am extremely comfortable never ever owning a bird

I mean yeah cats are assholes but at least they never yell into cup

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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lol someone on my facebook linked that picture with captions added about the bird mourning its fallen companion or whatever

I didn't have the heart to tell her that it's one male bird raping another male bird's corpse

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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I found someone's abandoned domesticated pigeon about two years back, sitting/making GBS threads on my studio's entryway. But she had broken bones, calcified poop on every toe, and was generally in bad shape and though I tried calling a couple bird rescues, nobody would take in this pigeon.
I made a thread on PI back in the day to ask for help, but in the end I couldn't help her and took her to the animal shelter to be put down.

Sorry filthy hobo pigeon, I tried. :(

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmeUSSEaxfQ
:mad:

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Oct 26, 2004

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These two birds are so underweight that you can see the bones of their wings. Luckily, as you can see in the photo, they're eating very well now and we hope in a few weeks they will recover enough to be released back to their flock.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

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some more cute birds




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