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Qwerinty: by zen death robot

the god of

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:44

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 17:24

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Piso Mojado posted:

inna-propitus - god of accidently saying 'love you' when hanging up on a call with your insurance agent.

lol you know that made that insurance agent's day... 'I'm really looking out for them and they love me...'

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:50

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wiki mentions

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Ta-Bitjet � A minor scorpion goddess

which i guess is p weak for a real world god

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:57

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actually i realize by skimming that huge list of deities that abstract concepts like politics were formulated through reference to individual gods

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:00

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by comparison, people 2000 years from now will think people worshipped gods like "freedom" or "justice" because we treat these terms in an elevated, metaphysical way

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:02

ron color

Rey the younger, of the wrestling plane

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:05

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actually that list is 90% "X, a Y god(ess)" its just a bunch of menial poo poo

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:08

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in conclusion, the egyptian pantheon consist of like five mayaor god like Ra or Anubis, and thousands of gods of poo poo like "i stubbed my toe"

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:10

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:16

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ron color the internet bully

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# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:18

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Abupis- one of anubis's relatives made for spin-offs. A tiny graveyard dog god. didn't exactly protect the dead; more just a fixture of graveyard culture, where you might stumble across them on an acropolis stroll once in a while eating clumps of grass or humping a tombstone. Catchphrase: "Tiny wolf power"

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:24

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Apubus - from the egyptian pantheon

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:26

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by comparison, people 2000 years from now will think people worshipped gods like "freedom" or "justice" because we treat these terms in an elevated, metaphysical way

Whack- the god of dat sheeit

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:30

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Apubis, god of pelvic thrusting

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:32

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Anewbus- god of district budget proposals that'll never be approved

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:35

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Abubienis, god of motherf

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:43

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Ahkenhangten, God of the Nickelodeon cartoon Rocket Power

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:45

Bwee

Mra, God of you know what it's bullshit that goddesses are in this pantheon too

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:50

Ace of Baes

Boo bienis

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# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:07

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Apufrum Dasimsens

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:16

ron color

Emoticon

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:20

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

Byobus, the boo-be-doo-wap-wap

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:54

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ron color the internet bully

hahaha I would love to read the mythology of Ron the Internet bully God

# ? Sep 24, 2015 00:56

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google THIS posted:

Apufrum Dasimsens

# ? Sep 24, 2015 01:00

Bluudnut

Bleubehl, goddess of ice and Listeriosis

# ? Sep 24, 2015 01:06

tao of lmao

Jacob, god of The Island

# ? Sep 24, 2015 02:36

Senior Management

Steve, the God of Sniffing Glue and also Potlucks

:jerry:

# ? Sep 24, 2015 02:37

City of Glompton

Ahefukit, god of Let's Have One More

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2015 02:40

Bwee

tao of lmao posted:

Jacob, god of The Island

# ? Sep 24, 2015 03:00

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

Updog, God of Classic Pranks
Bofa, God of Deeznutz

# ? Sep 24, 2015 03:48

Bwee

Har Nald-Seschinz, the All-Seeing Eye

# ? Sep 24, 2015 04:30

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

Assphinctersezwhut, God of Watchable Mike Meyers Films

# ? Sep 24, 2015 05:36

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

Bwee posted:

Mra, God of you know what it's bullshit that goddesses are in this pantheon too

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# ? Sep 24, 2015 05:48

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

Juan Valdez, god of :coffeepal:

# ? Sep 24, 2015 07:10

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Drewcarus, the god of things you can't say to your girlfriend

# ? Sep 24, 2015 08:22

El Spider

Sphincter, the gatekeeper

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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:36

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Dobya-Boosh, The Hider of Facts

# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:59

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probably tom cruise, u never kno with him

# ? Sep 24, 2015 16:05

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Badum Tish, God of Terrible Jokes

# ? Sep 24, 2015 16:10

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 17:24

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tom cruises real name is tututtnakanikiaz and he was born to our great ra in the midst of the great flames, and carried down to our plane by those weird Egyptian birds w/ human heads. his atk power scalez w/ the number if cards in your hand & he a allowed yami yugi to defeat marik in season 4 and bring peace to egypt

# ? Sep 24, 2015 16:19

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