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That Works posted:rude hold on a second Chef De Cuisinart posted:hurr durr, im real funny from gbs cooking forum people are dumb spergs and none of them are real chefs who deal with this poo poo on a daily basis HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i was just about to apologize because i was also rude back to you and you were right and i was wrong but instead you were just a loving tool bag about it also i'm not 'from gbs' you dolt. gbs is a forum i post on. i also post a fair amount in GWS. i post even more in LAN. just because you dont like things i say doesnt mean im some 'foreign invader' and thats actually the mentality that makes you a sperg, not your knowledge about cooking. think about that.
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Macasaurus posted:my boss wanted an extra large batch of stone soup and I was fine until I started using the extra large cauldron and gramma's measurin spoons
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:hurr durr, im real funny from gbs cooking forum people are dumb spergs and none of them are real chefs who deal with this poo poo on a daily basis HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR You should take a few minutes in the walk-in to cool off.
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Sep 25, 2015 15:55
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GWS should have a rule that whenever ur addressing the OP u have to call them chef like in a real kitchen!!
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Sep 25, 2015 15:56
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Kenning posted:I don't think you can cook, gnarlyhotep. I don't know why you come here. To be honest (having worked in kitchens) I don't think 50-80% of this subforum can cook That's why we're here though to learn you know? Way to make a callout thread. I think the mods should maybe institute a rule where if you say 'X can't cook' you have to then cook something and post a picture of it for judgement within 24 hours or get probated for a few days.
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Moridin920 posted:To be honest (having worked in kitchens) I don't think 50-80% of this subforum can cook thats a loving awesome idea
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Sep 25, 2015 17:27
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That's an unwritten rule around here, has been for years. Not 24 hours though, most of us have jobs. Usually posted in the form of a callout thread.
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Sep 25, 2015 18:48
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I'm disappointed I missed all the fun, but I love an old-fashioned call-out thread.
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Sep 25, 2015 18:58
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Moridin920 posted:To be honest (having worked in kitchens) I don't think 50-80% of this subforum can cook Kenning posted:You choose the theme/ingredient, and number of courses. I'll post my meal this weekend. You have a week after that. One requirement though – it's a meal for 5 or more. I wanna see if he can cook with as much subtle dexterity as he displays in tossing out weak 5 year old burns. If I don't hear back from him by tonight I'll be forced to declare my own theme, since I'll need to go shopping after work tomorrow if I want to be able to cook on Sunday and fulfill my end of the challenge. 
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Kenning posted:I wanna see if he can cook with as much subtle dexterity as he displays in tossing out weak 5 year old burns. If I don't hear back from him by tonight I'll be forced to declare my own theme, since I'll need to go shopping after work tomorrow if I want to be able to cook on Sunday and fulfill my end of the challenge. You should make the theme be "lime and cilantro" challenge it would really give this thread a "latin" kick!
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Sep 25, 2015 20:35
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This is unironically a really good thread
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Kenning posted:I wanna see if he can cook with as much subtle dexterity as he displays in tossing out weak 5 year old burns. If I don't hear back from him by tonight I'll be forced to declare my own theme, since I'll need to go shopping after work tomorrow if I want to be able to cook on Sunday and fulfill my end of the challenge. Alright well now this thread is bookmarked. Have fun and make something cool!
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Sep 25, 2015 22:39
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Why is Susan Boyle cooking in that pic--what a zany Brit
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Sep 25, 2015 23:14
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gently caress yeah challenge!
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Alright, I think I've given him enough time to respond but it looks like gnarly is instead going to take the path of being a subby bitch. Therefore, I declare the theme: Butter (perhaps measured in tablespoons), Eggs (not frozen), and Cilantro and Lime (for a "Latin" kick). The parameters: 3 dishes and a drink. You can do courses if you like (app, entree, dessert) or just like 3 tapas. All 4 ingredients must be featured, and each dish + the drink must feature at least one of the ingredients. Also, per my initial post, this must be prepared for yourself and at least 4 other people, to prove that there are other human beings that love you. I intend to make my meal on Sunday, and will attempt to post my thread by Sunday night (Monday at the latest). gnarlyhotep will have one week after my thread goes up to post his response, after which he will have forfeited his attempt and shall be declared a wiener. If he actually picks up what I'm throwing down, there will be a poll thread to declare a winner based on the merits of their meal. At that point the loser will face whatever consequences are deemed appropriate by the responsible parties. Allez cuisine!
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Sep 26, 2015 07:30
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Not to quibble with the rules (especially as I am not involved in the challenge), but cooking for oneself and "at least four other people" is a really awkward number... It should be three, to make it a minimum of dinner for four.
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Sep 26, 2015 07:36
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I initially called him out to cook for at least 5, but I was a bit drunk at the time. I just wanna make sure it's a social occasion, so he can prove he has friends as well.
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Sep 26, 2015 07:45
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Come on Gnarly, step on up. Let's see that chef game. You wouldn't want everyone to think that you're gnarlyhotep posted:both stupid and worthless at the same time
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Ill do some cooking this Monday, because most of us cant cook in this sub-forum. Im a wine guy, so it should be even. Changed day, I have to be at a baptism and meet my distributors on Sunday. Secret Spoon fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Sep 26, 2015 |
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Sep 26, 2015 08:37
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I am rather of the disposition right now that Gnarlyhotep has no intention of partaking in this challenge. Which, in my view, would make him a person who habitually pretends to be something that he is not while galumphing around in these forums. Not that Gnarlyhotep would care much about my view of him, that is not the nature of the poseur. So dear Gnarlyhotep - we've seen you ruffling your tail feathers, standing tall and proud like the other peacocks, but will you actually have any kind of follow-through, or are you really only a blister on the butt-cheek of a scorbutic forum?
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Sep 26, 2015 10:11
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Not that I don't love a callout, but do we even know if Gnarly ever even saw this thread yet? Did anyone PM him?
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Sep 26, 2015 14:30
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He's clearly just being a weiner!
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Sep 26, 2015 14:35
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contrapants posted:Not that I don't love a callout, but do we even know if Gnarly ever even saw this thread yet? Did anyone PM him? MODS KNEW
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gnarlyhotep is a punkass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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Sep 26, 2015 20:37
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*ahem* hi im from gbs and i came here to post. am i in the right place?
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Sep 26, 2015 23:52
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You can post wherever you'd like to, friend.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:42
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can i cook for gnarly but with none of the reprocussions and before you answer that how do you guys feel about kraft dinner
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social vegan posted:can i cook for gnarly but with none of the reprocussions and before you answer that how do you guys feel about kraft dinner I'm most certainly doing beginner level poo poo.
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Kenning posted:I don't think you can cook, gnarlyhotep. I don't know why you come here. Mindphlux can shitpost, but his food looks amazing and at least half of the time he's saying something smart or funny. Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel. I'm not going to choose jack crap as I just do not care enough. However, if there is something you want me to attempt to cook, I'll give it a shot.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel. i think you should cook jello
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gnarlyhotep posted:Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel. You're a very poor sport. From looking at your posts history you also seem like a rather unhappy and unpleasant person. You should chill out. Have fun in a fun thread instead of getting angry!
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gnarlyhotep posted:Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel. To meaningfully contribute to the comedy cooking forum you should probably be able to cook, or interested in learning, or clever or funny. Props for accepting the challenge though, I hope you follow through, and continue to be a good sport about it, as an example to your minions.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel. Make 3 dishes and one drink, using the ingredients Butter, Egg, Lime, and Cilantro. You could make scrambled eggs, buttered toast, tacos, and a gimlet if you like, but it might be more fun to do something weirder. Each dish must use at least one of the ingredients, and each ingredient must be used in at least one dish. My thread will be coming up soon.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel. I mean, I have eaten stew you've cooked and everyone at that dinner enjoyed it. I think we could handle the strange abomination you could construct with all that.
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Kenning posted:Make 3 dishes and one drink, using the ingredients Butter, Egg, Lime, and Cilantro. You could make scrambled eggs, buttered toast, tacos, and a gimlet if you like, but it might be more fun to do something weirder. Each dish must use at least one of the ingredients, and each ingredient must be used in at least one dish. Ok, I'll see what I can do. Mistaken Frisbee posted:I mean, I have eaten stew you've cooked and everyone at that dinner enjoyed it. I think we could handle the strange abomination you could construct with all that. Thanks, Miss Fris, I'm glad you liked my stew!  Don't expect anything really exciting for this thing though, I plan on being as lazy with it as possible. gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Sep 28, 2015 |
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Sep 28, 2015 14:19
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There's the can-do spirit!
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Sep 28, 2015 14:33
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Excited to see the toast and comedy
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Sep 28, 2015 16:19
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lol who the gently caress is "gnarlyhotep"
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mindphlux posted:lol who the gently caress is "gnarlyhotep" Some boring nerd
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social vegan posted:Excited to see the toast buttered toast, toasted egg sandwich, toast with cilantro garnish, fermented toast moonshine with lime garnish.
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