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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Kenning posted:

I don't think you can cook, gnarlyhotep. I don't know why you come here. Mindphlux can shitpost, but his food looks amazing and at least half of the time he's saying something smart or funny.

So let's go. I'll eat a ban if I lose if you want. I don't really need you to forfeit anything – winning will be satisfaction enough. You choose the theme/ingredient, and number of courses. I'll post my meal this weekend. You have a week after that. One requirement though – it's a meal for 5 or more. I like cooking most when I'm cooking for my friends. I suggest you make the rounds of your local ASPCA to round up your dinner companions.



Of course I can't cook, whatever gave you the idea that I could? Are you saying that cooking ability is required to post in this forum? Well then good job upholding your negative stereotype, poo poo satchel.

I'm not going to choose jack crap as I just do not care enough. However, if there is something you want me to attempt to cook, I'll give it a shot.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Kenning posted:

Make 3 dishes and one drink, using the ingredients Butter, Egg, Lime, and Cilantro. You could make scrambled eggs, buttered toast, tacos, and a gimlet if you like, but it might be more fun to do something weirder. Each dish must use at least one of the ingredients, and each ingredient must be used in at least one dish.

Ok, I'll see what I can do.

Mistaken Frisbee posted:

I mean, I have eaten stew you've cooked and everyone at that dinner enjoyed it. I think we could handle the strange abomination you could construct with all that.

Thanks, Miss Fris, I'm glad you liked my stew! :)

Don't expect anything really exciting for this thing though, I plan on being as lazy with it as possible.

gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Sep 28, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm doing mine tonight, I'll post the video here when I'm done.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I was hoping to post these all in order, but getting them off my phone is proving to be an extraordinary pain in the rear end, so here's the one I have uploaded so far. This is my 2nd dish, burgers with fried egg and cilantro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnRM7wDw2Q

More to come as I get these fucks uploaded.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
An important video, which shows what I have to go through just to cook on my stove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNJ-TUD_Rs4

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
1st dish, popcorn with butter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpUJt2dI-IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHqK8E-Qys

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Some more videos of me making the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4FoTnisdFA

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Part 2 of burgers cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxTJ_pVDzR4

I have one more of the 3rd dish, still trying to get it off the goddamn phone

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Ok, finally. 3rd dish: Campbell's chicken noodle egg drop soup, and my beverage, lime Dr Pepper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aln6HA43yg

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
We actually had fun doing it, thank you also!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

citybeatnik posted:

Gnarly, you realize that you're going to have to cater all of our goonmeets from now on, right?

I thought I already did

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

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