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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

kikkelivelho posted:



The greatest mystery of our time.

Well that settles it then. They're inbred.

Explains a lot.

e: literally! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Here's an interesting fact about every single notable Finn in history ever: they spoke Swedish and/or were actually Swedish :smuggo:.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Here's an interesting fact about every single notable Finn in history ever: they spoke Swedish and/or were actually Swedish :smuggo:.



Take this guy for example. Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim. Greatest loving Finn in history. Single-handedly fought off the Soviets. And I quote:

“Besides his mother tongue, Swedish, Mannerheim learned to speak Finnish, Russian, French, German and English. However, due to his great intellect, Mannerheim forgot most of the Finnish he had learned as a child, as it was a stupid retard idiot language for mongoloids. In fact, he spoke Finnish with a strong accent and in the Civil War depended on a translator.”

Some loving Finn.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
tbf their Hockey teams have been mostly Finnish.

on the other hand they can't play Hockey for poo poo, so

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

some idiot posted:

what about Moomin everybody loves that poo poo and it's Finnish as gently caress!!!




Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Here's an interesting fact about every single notable Finn in history ever: they spoke Swedish and/or were actually Swedish :smuggo:.

"B-b-but what about Linus Torvalds, driving force behind Linux and-" NOPE!

"Surely Sibelius, only famous Finnish composer ever to-" GUESS AGAIN!

"I know for a fact though, that Finns make really good race car drivers, take Marcus Grönholm for exa-" LOL!

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

Are Finnish guys hot

Out of these four Finnish politicians, three have pure Finnish blood. Real Finnish Finns, as it were. One has a dash of Swede in him.



Can you tell which one?

Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Sep 25, 2015

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

The Brown Menace posted:

the guy who isn't an uber-manlet

Correct!

I could do this all day/night but I think I've gotten my point across.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

TwoFire posted:

gently caress yeah!

ABBA IS WHERE ITS AT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az7iHYi6uA4

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm Swedish on my mother's side (fair Swedish maiden), Finnish on my father's (roving mongol rape train), and let me tell you: being part Finn is the greatest curse of all.

To know you could have been so much more, if not for the sluggish mongol blood in your veins.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

eSports Chaebol posted:

isnt finland just like norway and sweden in that there is nothing to do but get drunk but also booze is like 10x as expensive as everywhere else

i mean it really does sound like hell

A quick rundown of nature in the Nordics:

Norway: Fjords and mountains.


Sweden: Endless forest.


Denmark: Fertile farmland.


Finland:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
When they tell you it's “A Land of a Thousand Lakes”, what they're really saying is that it's full of bogs, swamp and peatland.

They're clever like that, the asiatics.

Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Sep 26, 2015

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

do people from norway and sweden hate eachother too, or is it just directed towards finland?

We love all mankind. Even the backstabbing bog-trolls of Finland.

(It's just we take our civilizing mission very seriously, is all. White mans burden etc.)

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

kikkelivelho posted:

You should be proud of your heritage Boob.

Like many mixed race people I've come to resent my heritage

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
We're basically present day Ancient Greeks.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Norwegian, without a doubt. The Danish and Swedish language are abominations whose speakers have a real hard time understanding each other, while Norwegians mostly have no issues being understood or understanding the others. Plus Sweden will of course be majority Arab speaking by 2030.

Mashallah

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Gibberish posted:

so between finland, denmark, sweden and norway, which country is the least worst to live in?

like i assume it's denmark because it probably has the best weather because it's the most south of them all

Sweden, obviously. Just ask the Syrian refugees luxury migrants!

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Gibberish posted:

so between finland, denmark, sweden and norway, which country is the least worst to live in?

like i assume it's denmark because it probably has the best weather because it's the most south of them all

Levantine decadence is not easily sated, and let's face it, seldom has there been a more choosy lot than Syrians. By now they've seen what the rest of Europe has to offer, and these people know comfort. 8 out of 10 Syrians agree – Sweden is the place to be!

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Zzulu posted:

fucks sake, dont travel to scandinavia period

it's cold, wet and dull, the cities are tiny and boring and the weather is too poo poo almost all the time to enjoy the nature consistently and its too expensive to live here

and now there's refugees everywhere!!!

solitary fishing trip, enjoying nature, the great outdo- NOPE here comes another refugee family swimming across the goddamn lake scaring all the fish away son of a loving bitch

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
thanks alot bashar al assad you loving dipshit

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

etalian posted:

in Iceland they have phone app to make sure you don't accidentally bang your cousin.

In Finland they don't care

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
'slamspreading

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
why it's a good word

literally

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
mashallah brother

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

steinrokkan posted:

What a unique knife that looks just like any other loving knife. Finns even suck at making up their goddamn national knives.

it's sad really

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
A comprehensive political history of the perfidious backstabbing Finn:

ca dawn of history: Is brought the light of civilization by the selfless, high minded Swede
ca 1808 betrays the benevolent kingdom of Sweden for Imperial Russia
ca 1917 betrays Imperial Russia for the German Empire
ca 1944 betrays Nazi Germany for the Soviets
ca 1985 betrays Soviet Russia for the West
ca ???? betrays the West for... ?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Wars Finland have won ever in the history of all time:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
the Dakotas obv

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

rear end cobra posted:

Stockholm has an area called SoFo just like SoHo because swedes are incredibly gay and dumb

Stockholmers are loving awful, I'll give you that

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

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Stockholm is a loving awful name for a capital city

sounds like some sperg poo poo outta warhammer fantasy battles

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

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Helsingfors isn't much better

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Nauta posted:

helsingfors only in swedish fag imperialist language

oh so now I'm the bad guy for not remembering the idiot retard names you've come up with for our cities in your made up ooga-booga language

you're welcome by the way

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

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it's fake you idiots

we like arabs not blacks ffs

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
the only really hosed up nordic country on the pornmd map is (obviously) Finland because they've got hentai on there

HUGE loving SURPRISE

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
rest of scandinavia is bog standard teen/amateur/milf stuff

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

etalian posted:

maybe the asian theme for the porn awakens their mongol genetic memories?

:thejoke:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

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DeepQantas posted:

Anime face = generic featureless asian
moomin face = generic featureless finn

not sure what it means, but I'm sure it's a piece of the puzzle

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

d... dad?

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Nov 5, 2008

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Frostwerks posted:

first picture kinda looks cool whats that from

Finland

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