living in finland is worse than living with isis

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mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I feel like I could make it in Finland. I'm from Chicago, so I'm used to living in a frozen swamp full of miserable alcoholic Shreks; this thread makes it sound like Finland is a less corrupt frozen swamp full of drunken Shreks, so it would definitely be an upgrade. Would having an EXTREMELY Dutch last name hurt me?