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Hello I'm the only actual Finnish poster from Finland Proper on the forums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGdbWrAIGE
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 21:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:21 |
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 22:02 |
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Jusupov posted:Kangasala on hieno paikka
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 22:13 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS1iF3UU8Zk
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 09:22 |
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Typical Pubbie posted:The last time I was at a party with a bunch of Finns and Swedes the Swedes convinced me to get naked and do cartwheels in the backyard in the middle of February in England. IIRC the Swedes laughed while the Finns watched and nodded approvingly. Well it's all the haritsoppa. It gets in your genes. Need to air them out. e: I mean it's preferable to this: 3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jan 15, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 09:39 |
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ultrabindu posted:How do bogmen know how to use any technology? I give up; how?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 09:46 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Did you hear the joke about the Finn who invented the solar powered sauna? No, tell it to me please! Actual Finnish joke: "Kimmo Kinnunen went into sauna and saw his father Jorma 's dick." Hmm seems to lose something in translation
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 10:06 |
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DeepQantas posted:You see the -nsä suffix is used for both the object and for possessive so it is unclear whether Kimmo saw his father Dick or his father's dick. How is it unclear when the punchline is "dick"? crabcakes66 posted:Not huddling together like loving penguins all the time is somehow comparable to literally bringing animal and human faeces into your abode every day for no particular reason other than the fact that you're lazy as gently caress. Also eww naked people.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 12:17 |
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LordArgh posted:people wear shoes indoors at home? like, the same shoes they use when they walk outside in the filth? these americans are crazy Yeah but when you tell them to take their poo poo-infested Crocs off they get all BERNIE HUSSEIN OSABAMA BENGHAZI CUNTON TRYNA TAKE AWAY ARE SHOES, shoot a black person, and start making frantic love to their siamese twin dad cousin.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 12:39 |
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LordArgh posted:that's hosed up, my bog friend. i hope they find civilization some time Sadly, no country that wasn't over-run by Mongols can ever become civilized
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 12:54 |
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ZombieJesus posted:Wait, putting on crocs was too complicated for him?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 16:26 |
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Free Market Mambo posted:Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try. Nah that's Savonians or something. if you don't Reinot:
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 16:31 |
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Zzulu posted:They cheat and keep warm by drinking themselves into mindless stupor As my father used to say: "since drinking alcohol kills brain cells, the starting level is very important." (Also "Big head, small brains. Small head, no brains.")
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 19:38 |
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LordArgh posted:finlanders, how do you make money when you have nothing of worth? we need some tips here in norway now that oil is down the shitter. thanks I could tell you but I'll have to charge.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 20:20 |
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drat I spilled the beans
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 20:21 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:The mongols kept their yurts spotless Gers. But I guess to a super racist like you, all hordes look the same?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 21:51 |
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etalian posted:will maybe have to watch some finnish porn to see if their women pass the titty test? Don't do this.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 10:20 |
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Accretionist posted:We need this as a cognate: OK now do one about festaripillu TIA.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 14:39 |
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DeepQantas posted:Finnish thermometer: Who the gently caress has a key hole on the inside?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 21:00 |
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a bone to pick posted:but how will the finn be able to get his life-sustaining alcohol? Just capture one of the beavers living inside the walls and distill it from their anal glands. (Seriouspost by the way.)
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 21:04 |
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DeepQantas posted:who has two thumbs and is chronically depressed? Ligur?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 21:05 |
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I like that one Nightwish track where no-one sings. Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpu4f5q7wck 3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jan 20, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 21:23 |
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hard counter posted:
What about all the christian metal bands and Apocalyptica?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 21:29 |
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hard counter posted:finnish culture also need a mechanics fix imho Still less crazy than being Welsh.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:45 |
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If you hear someone call it THE RED REBELLION, just hit them.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 23:21 |
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DeepQantas posted:The war of southern aggression Literally no-one lived in the North of Finland at the time or now or ever, actually.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 23:23 |
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autoaim.cfg posted:And when the sweden.jpeg thread bites the dust, ('cause the OP was a sissypants and closed it) ... look what suddenly appears... from nowhere... and starts shanking you, while drinking Koskenkorva! That guy is really bad at opening primer cans.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 13:09 |
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Does ISIS have spurdos?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 13:24 |
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I know ÄITIS does REH REH REH REH REHREH.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 13:24 |
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Voted 5. Joke was self invented.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 13:25 |
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That's it, I'm signing up.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 13:30 |
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Hitto soikoon, mitä musaa. Vähän tekee mieli mennä joraa!
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 13:47 |
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LordArgh posted:a finn would never close finland thread. unlike those perfidious swedes I would close this thread if I could
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 14:40 |
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Double Bill posted:Asylum seekers boarding a flight from Finland to Iraq Did they take our jobs with them?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 14:50 |
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But how can we stem the steady tide of immigrants from the North?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 14:54 |
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It's fun to listen to the young dudes at work speak Iraqian with some Finnish words seamlessly thrown in. Also they don't drink so they don't take as much sick leave.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 16:27 |
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Hogge Wild posted:is it a real sauna or a "swedish sauna" Bajstun.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 15:53 |
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Velkest posted:somefinn tell me about boot throwing. a) take boot b) throw it c) appear on lovely local newspaper and FUNNY OL' WORLD type things around the world
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 16:29 |
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Icept posted:or you could stop loving around with the boot and just keep drinking Then how would you find out who's the rootinest tootinest bootinest thrower?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 18:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:21 |
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Drinking while standing up? We have chair technology, you know.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 19:00 |