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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hello I'm the only actual Finnish poster from Finland Proper on the forums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGdbWrAIGE

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jusupov posted:

Kangasala on hieno paikka

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Typical Pubbie posted:

The last time I was at a party with a bunch of Finns and Swedes the Swedes convinced me to get naked and do cartwheels in the backyard in the middle of February in England. IIRC the Swedes laughed while the Finns watched and nodded approvingly.

What is with you people and getting naked outside?

Well it's all the haritsoppa. It gets in your genes. Need to air them out.

e: I mean it's preferable to this:

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jan 15, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ultrabindu posted:

How do bogmen know how to use any technology?

I give up; how?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Did you hear the joke about the Finn who invented the solar powered sauna?

He committed suicide.

No, tell it to me please!

Actual Finnish joke: "Kimmo Kinnunen went into sauna and saw his father Jorma








's dick."

Hmm seems to lose something in translation :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DeepQantas posted:

You see the -nsä suffix is used for both the object and for possessive so it is unclear whether Kimmo saw his father Dick or his father's dick.

How is it unclear when the punchline is "dick"?

crabcakes66 posted:

Not huddling together like loving penguins all the time is somehow comparable to literally bringing animal and human faeces into your abode every day for no particular reason other than the fact that you're lazy as gently caress. Also eww naked people.

loving Eurotrash.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordArgh posted:

people wear shoes indoors at home? like, the same shoes they use when they walk outside in the filth? these americans are crazy

Yeah but when you tell them to take their poo poo-infested Crocs off they get all BERNIE HUSSEIN OSABAMA BENGHAZI CUNTON TRYNA TAKE AWAY ARE SHOES, shoot a black person, and start making frantic love to their siamese twin dad cousin.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordArgh posted:

that's hosed up, my bog friend. i hope they find civilization some time

Sadly, no country that wasn't over-run by Mongols can ever become civilized :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ZombieJesus posted:

Wait, putting on crocs was too complicated for him?

:laffo:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Free Market Mambo posted:

Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try.

Nah that's Savonians or something.

:lol: if you don't Reinot:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zzulu posted:

They cheat and keep warm by drinking themselves into mindless stupor

As my father used to say: "since drinking alcohol kills brain cells, the starting level is very important." (Also "Big head, small brains. Small head, no brains.")

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordArgh posted:

finlanders, how do you make money when you have nothing of worth? we need some tips here in norway now that oil is down the shitter. thanks

I could tell you but I'll have to charge.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

drat I spilled the beans :doh:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The mongols kept their yurts spotless

Gers. But I guess to a super racist like you, all hordes look the same?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

etalian posted:

will maybe have to watch some finnish porn to see if their women pass the titty test?

Don't do this.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Accretionist posted:

We need this as a cognate:



OK now do one about festaripillu TIA.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DeepQantas posted:

Finnish thermometer:



when it freezes over, you don't go outside

Who the gently caress has a key hole on the inside?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

a bone to pick posted:

but how will the finn be able to get his life-sustaining alcohol?

Just capture one of the beavers living inside the walls and distill it from their anal glands.

(Seriouspost by the way.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DeepQantas posted:

who has two thumbs and is chronically depressed?

Ligur?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I like that one Nightwish track where no-one sings.

Found it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpu4f5q7wck

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jan 20, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hard counter posted:



I think every shy finn secretly wishes he could be on stage, screaming profanities on top of his lungs to electric guitar backing

What about all the christian metal bands and Apocalyptica?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hard counter posted:

finnish culture also need a mechanics fix imho

it's absurd that they can be content, make friends and fall in love like anyone else

Still less crazy than being Welsh.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If you hear someone call it THE RED REBELLION, just hit them.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DeepQantas posted:

The war of southern aggression

Literally no-one lived in the North of Finland at the time or now or ever, actually.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

autoaim.cfg posted:

And when the sweden.jpeg thread bites the dust, ('cause the OP was a sissypants and closed it) ... look what suddenly appears... from nowhere... and starts shanking you, while drinking Koskenkorva!




LET THE DRUNKEN STABBINGS BEGIN!

:finland:


P.S. Perkele!

That guy is really bad at opening primer cans.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Does ISIS have spurdos?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I know ÄITIS does REH REH REH REH REHREH.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Voted 5. Joke was self invented.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


That's it, I'm signing up.































3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Hitto soikoon, mitä musaa. Vähän tekee mieli mennä joraa!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordArgh posted:

a finn would never close finland thread. unlike those perfidious swedes

I would close this thread if I could :mrgw:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Double Bill posted:

Asylum seekers boarding a flight from Finland to Iraq



Kissing the ground after arriving in Baghdad



We did it, we're officially the most repulsive country in the world

Did they take our jobs with them?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

But how can we stem the steady tide of immigrants from the North?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's fun to listen to the young dudes at work speak Iraqian with some Finnish words seamlessly thrown in. Also they don't drink so they don't take as much sick leave.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

is it a real sauna or a "swedish sauna"

Bajstun.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Velkest posted:

somefinn tell me about boot throwing.

like, intrinsicately i have more respect for boot throwers than athletes that throw objects designed to be aerodynamic. gimme the deets, finns.

a) take boot
b) throw it
c) appear on lovely local newspaper and FUNNY OL' WORLD type things around the world

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Icept posted:

or you could stop loving around with the boot and just keep drinking

Then how would you find out who's the rootinest tootinest bootinest thrower?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Drinking while standing up? We have chair technology, you know.

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