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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

autoaim.cfg posted:

I did a GIS for "Finnish Drinking Technology" and this came up.



KIPPIS!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ISIS can't compete with ESES.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Plöt twist: it's his parents!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

lol

i'm 100% sure that the guy is a musician, more specifically, a guitarist

I would've guessed engineer because internet relationship (and the entire story) implies autism... oh wait yeah might be a guitarist.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Feb 22, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh precious katana posted:



"Before any member of family dies, it is good to take a picture. 5 mk."

Good Finnish marketing.

Not Siitoin's studio, 2/10.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

High school doesn't exist here. If you call highio high school, you're hell of engineerish.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TheImmigrant posted:

On the bright side, Finnish women often enjoy talking to men who don't require a bottle of vodka before speaking with strangers, so there's that.

You mean the police?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rambling Robot posted:

i like finland because of fingerpori and the language.

But what about Hogge Wild and all the other national socialists?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The last mounted police (or rather the mount) in the city was retired. No more horseshit in the streets, truly worse than ISIS :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jusupov posted:

Now what will you eat? Is it back to dog parks?

I've never eaten a park.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oooooooooohhhhh now I got it :doh: Nice!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

Things that Jerry has put in his arse.

Shelf 1.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I've actually come to enjoy Ligur's posting.

I also enjoy snorting broken glass, and hammering white hot iron up my rear end.

In that case you'll love suomiräppi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JrXNbgpewE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Beeswax posted:

I unironically like finnish rap when weirdo skweee/electro dudes get involved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEM5RJ8jmvQ

Well the difference here is that Ronskibiitti is from Finland Proper whereas most suomiräppi is from a kuopio somewhere.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This guy has (or works at IDK) a record store just around the corner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs6oWXRwg4A

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Speaking of local talent, can't forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rube_HTP8M

"Shoule we go to the movies?
I DUNNO, I DUNNO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW
Shall I sink my teeth in your butt?
I DUNNO, I DUNNO, I DON'T REALLY KNOW"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ligur posted:

gaaaaaah

i can't tell if that is humour rap or not

seriously can't tell - errr, literally i mean

I guess when you've only listened to Mamba and Skrewdriver your whole life...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Friendly Humour posted:

isn't that ligur on the left?

No, he's like 130cm.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


More like suoli am I right?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mysterious frankie posted:

I feel like I could make it in Finland. I'm from Chicago, so I'm used to living in a frozen swamp full of miserable alcoholic Shreks; this thread makes it sound like Finland is a less corrupt frozen swamp full of drunken Shreks, so it would definitely be an upgrade. Would having an EXTREMELY Dutch last name hurt me?

People will just assume you're Swedish and loathe you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Naxuz posted:

Yeah, welcome, the job market has gone to poo poo but that only means there's discounts for beer everywhere! For a little orientation, if you gonna boogie down with the bogmen, you gotta be able to cite this comedy clip by heart (no joke):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUyFg9xoPKk

OOT SIE MILLON VIIMEKS KÄYNY KOTONAS?!?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There's a swamp next to one of the suburbs with 250 different species of spider (found). We should market it to Australian tourists as a petting swamp.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Later they emigrated to the US where the kid became a master banjo player.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Who the gently caress hangs themselves outside? It's cold!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jusupov posted:

Yhä tallille johtaa samat jäljet
Sisältä päin oven salvanneet

Pikku pupu, pipopää
Puron yli hypähtää
Homo huora hintti
Seksuaali pimppi

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0JPto5V5ho

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Naxuz posted:

This dude is pretty popular in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QTXZMFcos

What about Sweden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4YMkQORqdw

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I once met Pasi Viheraho. 'Sup.

That's great, DJ Pate.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

vuohi posted:

bog trivia: that guy excitedly waving around in the back row sired so many children that a direct descendant of his is present in every single class photo taken in Finland, doing the very same thing.

Great-uncle Hazy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't think I've ever heard or read the word kevennystoimittaja before but it's a good word. I hope it's in his contract.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ZombieJesus posted:

This video makes me want to open an ironic hipster bar just to play this song and laugh at the customers faces

Why not open a real bar, have him perform, and make money?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Puistokemisti posted:

Be kind, who else has been probated in FinPol. ScanPol conspiracy is real.

Who else has been moaning about it every third post ever since? (Mods please change Ligur's forums name to Pekka-Eric Väyrynen, thanks in advance!)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I want to punch the chorus dude for not being able to pronounce most vowels. Jälly kössy jä käljä :barf:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zzulu posted:

you're telling me Finland has a government?

Well, yes and no. This is it, basically:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zzulu posted:

What is the favoured alcoholic beverage of the bog peoples?

Tentacle.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:lol: :laffo: :newlol: if you ever drink grocery store tentacle instead of real tentacle I mean Jesus Christ.

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