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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Can u buy weed in Finland???

If you want to get high, you have to drink hallucinogenic reindeer piss.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



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Lord Tywin posted:

Finland was good when it was east Sweden and we got into a lot of useless war with Finnish cannon fodder to die for us, then the Russians got tired of our poo poo and cut off our balls. Without Finnish men to die for us we decided sending actual Swedes to die wasn't any fun, so instead we decided to be the smuggest pricks in the north and treat our Nordic brethren as retarded children.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Decapitate those who insult Ikea.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Bro Dad posted:

Does this make Norway the gay little forest elves nobody likes?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



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Say Nothing posted:

Finnish weightlifter Anni Vuohijoki.



Must be the strong Mongolian genes.

thighs tailor made for holding tight to horseback while practicing archery.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Instructional courses about the proper use of alcohol might help. Vodka may be haraam, but it's your best bet for surviving life in a frozen hyperborean bog. Life is compromise and even the Prophet PBUH would've gotten drunk on the regs had he been stranded in Finland.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

what do Finnish people do all day? the answer may surprise you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Swamp gas. Leading cause of UFOs. Drink til you don't see 'em anymore.

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