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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Pictured: The most attractive man to ever live in Finland

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Jun 19, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

This man is the High King of Finland, their best public speaker, and second most attractive man to ever live in the country.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Fun Finland fact: the Finnish word for "Happiness" is the same word for "Suicide"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
i GIS'd "typical finn" and got these:







Explain?????

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The swede does not choose a side

He is neutral

Because he has no balls

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
A Dane, a Swede and a Finn walk into a bar.

The Dane hands a waitress his card to order a round of drinks because Danes are trusting, and everyone except the Finn cheers.

The Swde saunters up to the bar gayly and orders a round of drinks saying "I am financially well off, نخبك!" And everyone but the Finn cheers.

The Finn walks up to the bar, mumbles an order for a round under his breath, then drinks all three beers, stabs the Swede on the way out the door and returns to his home under a bridge.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Q for Finns: why does your accent when speaking English sound like you have Down's syndrome?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jerry Cotton posted:

I give up; how?

Did you hear the joke about the Finn who invented the solar powered sauna?

He committed suicide.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jerry Cotton posted:

No, tell it to me please!


the joke is that he killed himself

the humour is derived from the fact he had not killed himself before inventing something

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

The mongols kept their yurts spotless

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jerry Cotton posted:

Gers. But I guess to a super racist like you, all hordes look the same?

I'm actual white, not fake white like you, Finn!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

etalian posted:

If you move a Finn to a sunny city such as San Diego or Miami for example would he give give up his depressed bogman ways?

He'll dig a damp cave to fill with hot rocks under the city.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jerry Cotton posted:

Who the gently caress has a key hole on the inside?

the finn wants to be locked inside, away from everyone. Typical.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Zzulu posted:

You have to be very careful when you bring outsiders into Finland

It is not a land for regular folk

Finland.youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y688upqmRXo

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
All Finns sound the same because they bud off from the great tree in the sacred bog.

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