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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Why does everyone hate Finland, especially other Scandinavian countries? they are crazy drunk wood elves
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kikkelivelho posted:
A language so confusing Tolkien used it as a basis for his imaginary languages.
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Sep 25, 2015 19:36
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Yeah even the whole language is off in west field compared to german or french.
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Sep 25, 2015 19:42
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finns fought against the russians before WWII owning them really bad but then fought with the nazis in WWII.
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Sep 25, 2015 19:50
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spud posted:It is the total opposite of England, so yes, that sounds like paradise to me. opposite day all the way down to attractive well educated women
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Sep 25, 2015 20:10
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Shadow posted:lol not really they had their own religion and myths. It's another thing that inspired Lord of the Rings.
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Sep 25, 2015 20:46
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Nauta posted:that's a slanderous myth made up by gay swedish fags
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Sep 25, 2015 21:16
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Was it better than the Borat wrestling scene?
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Sep 25, 2015 21:20
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is finnish of swedish woman more frigid in bed?
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Sep 25, 2015 21:47
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it's similar to the way the greeks look at the Macedonians. Of course if finn is successful swedish will say it's because he raised in the right country aka not Finland
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Sep 25, 2015 22:58
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Sep 26, 2015 00:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pz-V81DaWw
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Sep 26, 2015 01:23
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Parallax Scroll posted:i dated a finn. she was a crazy violent drunk Finland is the Wisconsin of europe
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Sep 26, 2015 03:24
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poopzilla posted:hold up. sounds like the rest of Scandinavia get easily butthurt
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Sep 26, 2015 05:18
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:A quick rundown of nature in the Nordics: Finns favorite DC comics hero is Swamp Thing
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Sep 26, 2015 16:50
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german men do the pissing while sitting down thing too for some reason. 
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Sep 26, 2015 16:53
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brakeless posted:good display of one of a swede's main hobbies itt Don't forget sweden trying to start a empire but getting so badly owned by the russians they got turned into crying gays.
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Sep 26, 2015 17:12
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Double Bill posted:Your women are hairier than our bears. I know because I've hosed both https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDrHqNZ9lo
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Sep 26, 2015 17:13
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Sep 26, 2015 17:16
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Baudolino posted:Cold is good, numbs one to life`s pain. lol http://www.expat-finland.com/living_in_finland/finnish_jokes.html Useful Finnish Phrases I think you have a cute president. Mielestäni teillä on söpö presidentti. Is it OK if I bring my laptop into the sauna? Käyhän että tuon kannettavani saunaan? What is that thing sticking out of your ear? Mikä tuo korvastasi pilkottava juttu on? Well, how many of your uncles committed suicide this year? No, moniko sinun sedistäsi on tehnyt itsemurhan tänä vuonna? I'm awfully sorry... was that your ferret? Oho! Tota noin.. Eihän se vaa ollu' sun ajokoira? Is it true that in Finnish Christmas tradition, Santa Claus used to be a wild boar that would eat children? Onko totta, että suomalaisessa jouluperinteessä joulupukki oli lapsia syövä villisika? So, do you listen to a lot of black metal? No, kuunteletkos paljon metallimusaa? Wait... let me shave it off. Odota, anna minun ajaa se pois. I can eat glass. It does not hurt me at all. Pystyn syömään lasia. Se ei koske yhtään.
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Sep 26, 2015 17:20
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swedes have a whites man burden complex
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Sep 26, 2015 17:25
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Hob_Gadling posted:This is of course humor, as we are talking on Something Awful. The correct way of getting a seat on the top bench is to throw more water on the stove until someone gives up, collapses or dies. Usually people do not give up before suffering some degree of burns if you sit in a prestigious public sauna. I lolling reading about a Finn who died in a world sauna contest.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:02
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extra stout posted:is this a meme or did you right it holy poo poo im dyin it's a spin on a old doom fan fiction.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:16
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Hob_Gadling posted:No, he was a Russian. The contestant who took the same beating, fell into a coma and lived. He was the Finn. lol On 7 August 2010, Russian finalist and former third-place finisher Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Finnish five-time champion Timo Kaukonen passed out after six minutes in the sauna, both suffering from terrible burns and trauma. According to a spectator who asked not to be identified, Kaukonen was able to leave the sauna with assistance, but Ladyzhensky had to be dragged out, and almost immediately went into cramps and convulsions. Ladyzhensky's autopsy concluded that he had died of third-degree burns. His death was aided by his use of strong painkillers and local anesthetic grease on his skin. Kaukonen was competing according to the rules.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:30
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Asian countries are number 1 at math, science and also suicide 
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Sep 27, 2015 04:14
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Literally everyone in Asia and Europe can trace their lineage directly to Genghis Khan himself it's more central asia than anything else
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Sep 27, 2015 04:50
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so how do finns justify picking the losing side in WWII? We just wanted to kill more russians....
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Sep 27, 2015 04:52
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Fellbat posted:Finland's greatest success is making the Slavic world look sober. also proved that hunting soviets is really entertaining.
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Sep 27, 2015 05:08
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Also russians were so badly prepared they still had their green uniforms. Green uniform plus snowy backdrop made for a fun turkey shoot.
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Sep 27, 2015 05:15
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finns are bog men
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Sep 27, 2015 05:39
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Fashionable Jorts posted:This is true. One of the largest Finnish communities in my area gathers around the shittiest lake for a thousand miles. they are basically marsh-wiggles from the Silver Chair book.
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Sep 27, 2015 05:49
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don't think it's wise to date women who can sever a reindeer's balls in a single bite.
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Sep 27, 2015 06:00
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Fellbat posted:it's the sword of Damocles of blow jobs man don't you judge me it's your funeral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg
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Sep 27, 2015 06:15
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MVP posted:Sweden's biggest celebrity the real answer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wBq3wPBOXc
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Sep 27, 2015 07:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAl9OyGYxOg
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Sep 27, 2015 07:20
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Drake_263 posted:There's a story behind the name, actually. During the war, the Russians used these giantass cluster bombs to bombard Finnish cities, while one of their politicians - named mMlotov - loudly denied accusations of bombing civilian targets, claiming they were shipments of bread to a starving people. So Finns started first calling those bombs 'Molotov breadboxes'.. and when they started mixing firebombs, they'd say they were sending Molotov a drink back as a thank-you for all the bread. I like the story on how finns would place frozen russian soldiers upright next to roads to troll the russians.
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Sep 27, 2015 17:49
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Sep 27, 2015 18:17
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while good swedes were sailing all the way to canada, Finns were living in mud hunts and worshipping bogs.
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Sep 27, 2015 20:55
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Hob_Gadling posted:They should have stayed in Canada the natives said their clothes looked like a dishrag, so the Swedes left rather than take more verbal abuse and insults.
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Sep 27, 2015 21:00
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lol I imagine all the bogs and lakes means it has hellish swarms of mosquitos during the summer similar to Minnesota. etalian fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Sep 27, 2015 |
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