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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Finland is neither fertile comfortable or happy

lol

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hogge Wild posted:

there's only so much room on bus stops:



If a suicide bomber attacked finnish bus stop there would be low casualties.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Free Market Mambo posted:

"I am dying on the inside" just means the dude's integrating.

The Arab migrants needed to integrate into Finnish customs such as winter suicide.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bitter Mushroom posted:

I want to live in finland, although terrible it sounds 100x better than the uk

well at least women will be more attractive and better educated

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

hard counter posted:

yeah but if you did have to die nobody would pick slow, depressing and painful

since the whole of finland is like a sarlacc/venus fly trap for people it doesn't surprise me clever foreigners are realizing that fast and are getting the gently caress out

Finland solves their immigration problem

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hogge Wild posted:

20 foreigners have integrated in a record time: http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-1450145588862.html

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Why would creature from the black lagoon need a mountian

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jusupov posted:

new immigration center location

what immigrants?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

LordArgh posted:

an investigation into the education level of syrian refugees in norway has found that it's not as good as was previously hoped/assumed, with two thirds being effectively illiterate and unable to function in a modern society

It's because most of the refugees are from the rural sunni podunk parts of Syria.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Meta-Mollusk posted:

just like the swedes

Swedes are good at other things such as being patronizing.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Also killing millions of Russians while some indecisive losers cowered behind them.

Finns get +5 damage vs Russians.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BCR posted:



I want this to be real.

male nudity and hockey.

What could be better?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fat Lowtax posted:

We found some old family postcards. I...I have bog blood.

I thought they were Swedish :(

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

j.peeba posted:

You can tell that it's cold when people huddle together for warmth.

There's barely 1m of space between some of the people!

Finland is a strange place since it doesn't even have a friendzone

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

will maybe have to watch some finnish porn to see if their women pass the titty test?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

If you move a Finn to a sunny city such as San Diego or Miami for example would he give give up his depressed bogman ways?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

jyrque posted:

So the racists are officially marching on the streets of Finland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n85LwLsvSfc

Just look at them. Good thing i'm local otherwise id poo poo my pants

Racist rallies are good for the finnish soul since it encouraged people to go outside as a social group

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Maybe they are just big Game of Thrones fans.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


owns

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

That was my school. At recess there was nothing to do. It was like prison yard. We sniffed glue and smoked

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Free Market Mambo posted:

hosed up seeing people packed in like that.

When they capture a Finnish spy they break him in torture sessions in which random people hug him.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

jm20 posted:

So far I've learned

- All Finnish people sound the same
- A couple times a year people jump off apartments
- There is a new church, and a girl climbed scaffolding and jumped
- tee shirts in negative 20c is fine (I personally call the line at about -5c)
- Nonstop drinking
- NO CAMERAS
- bad american cars

Please stop me if I've gone off topic here

I liked how reminisce on all the places from his childhood.

Over there was market square. Me and my friends would visit it often and got drunk. Some made it but others passed out then froze to death.

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