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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > BFC Fixes SA
 
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JohnGalt
Aug 7, 2012

anne frank fanfic posted:

SA has decreased revenue by 90% in the past year, and new registrations are estimated at 5,000 per year and decreasing. How would BFC save the forums? This is the most educated forum of stockbrokers, IT Professionals, self employed wunderkinds, and consultants, so if anyone can come up with a plan, we can!

I'll get everyone started: work with the app developers to charge $9.99 per mobile app. Create a marketing and recruiting blitz on Reddit's Personal Finance section to move all the 20 year old college students to here so they can learn from 30 year old graduate students about money.

Ban everyone. Take the windfall from reregs and liquidate all assets.

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JohnGalt
Aug 7, 2012
 Barring the best option of liquidate all assets:

Make SA only available via a downloadable UI which turns your CPU into a bitcoin mining/cloud computing operation while idle. Include a EULA stating all users are now contractors and are responsible as such.

Sit back and collect that sweet sweet VC by stating how 'disruptive' and 'visionary' the HSLD business model is. Use a fraction of rich peoples money to keep any challenges to your system tied up in court.

Then liquidate all assets.

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