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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

anne frank fanfic posted:

SA has decreased revenue by 90% in the past year, and new registrations are estimated at 5,000 per year and decreasing. How would BFC save the forums?


Step 1: Update password to "do you have escalators in your house?"

Step 2: Create new section devoted to premium/exclusive iPhone 6+ porn.

Step 3: Create underground word-of-mouth network with public highschools/colleges across the nation.

Step 4: Shut it down once gov't fatheads (politicians wearing suits) start grandstanding and complaining (ideally 3-4 years after inception).

Step 5: Repeat cycle in 10-15 years using hologram technology or whatever.

You're welcome.


Also, do they have Chaturbate for the iPhone yet? That might pose a problem.

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