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flip your own light switches already
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:43 |
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i am moving into a house soon and will smart home some things, like: • did I leave my garage open like a dingus • uh, idk, is the washing machine done? • maybe what temperature it is somewhere? • did my water heater flood my lower level? yeah that's all I'm coming up with and only the first one is useful use normal light switches and/or timers like a normal person nerds
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:57 |
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full list of valid reasons to own a smart fridge/tv/house: -
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:20 |
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Smart tv is nice, no separate box for 4k netflix or casting from phone or something Lol at just about any other smart device
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:24 |
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but what if i need my home to look like a quake3 map?
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:27 |
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There was a smarthome light controller that was accessible to the public internet. You could click the IP in your browser and turn the lights on and off as if the house was haunted.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:01 |
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one of my friends build a wap to x10 app controlling the lights in his apartment 15 years ago, sounds like the tech is slightly better now
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:12 |
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qirex posted:one of my friends build a wap to x10 app controlling the lights in his apartment 15 years ago, sounds like the tech is slightly better now my dad still uses an x10 wireless light switch with like 20 buttons on it to toggle 1 single reading light on and off.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:54 |
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x10 is hilariously bad, good riddance how about a wall mounted touchscreen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvTGgtY59I4
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:29 |
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Sweevo posted:full list of valid reasons to own a smart fridge/tv/house: you forgot "being terminally stupid."
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:31 |
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reason to own a smart tv:
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 00:44 |
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maniacdevnull posted:Smart tv is nice, no separate box for 4k netflix or casting from phone or something boy I sure do love how now my tv has an OS that can break rendering it useless. edit: apparently dumb tvs are a thing of the past craisins fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Dec 16, 2015 |
# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:06 |
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cast FTW
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:18 |
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It's impossible not to buy a smart TV now, unfortunately
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:13 |
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may my high-end plasma from a few years ago never die 4K will just wallow like 1080p did for a few years when 720p was "good enough" - we're gonna be fine for a while, boys. I still love my ecobee, it says it saved me $200 - got in in march 2015. It has saved me at least that much in hassle from adjusting a loving thermostat to my whims, much more whatever it's claiming in energy efficiency. FormatAmerica fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Dec 16, 2015 |
# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:35 |
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error1 posted:x10 is hilariously bad, good riddance that guy just gave me the bird
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:40 |
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Visual GNUdio posted:I'm just going to go ahead and paste my wall of text from the last thread... That is a lot of words you have there. I'm considering the alternate option of buying some old SCADA gear off ebay and writing a frontend tot he modbus controller thingyo. Do you have any thoughts on this?
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:44 |
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yoloer420 posted:That is a lot of words you have there. My thoughts are that it's your time to waste. It can probably get some subset of the job done for way more time and material than it ever should take, and you're left to completely re-create the wheel that's been made a thousand times already. Sounds like a programmer's approach to the problem: I'LL JUST EBAY SOME PARTS AND WRITE UP MY OWN VERSION, and then act surprised when the entire endeavor turns out to be garbage.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 15:55 |
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Looks like Philips have backed off from their previous direction of blocking non-partner ZLL bulbs via their recent firmware upgrade: http://www.developers.meethue.com/comment/1157#comment-1157
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 15:56 |
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Visual GNUdio posted:My thoughts are that it's your time to waste. It can probably get some subset of the job done for way more time and material than it ever should take, and you're left to completely re-create the wheel that's been made a thousand times already. Hrm. I will consider this. The reason I was planning this option was that SCADA gear for the most part uses well known protocols for which frontends exist and are widely available for almost every platform. The idea of having to do constant bug fixes to my lovely ladder logic constantly so I can use the dish washer seems a bit poo poo. So I think you're dead right with this message. The problem described in your post of everything talking different proprietary protocols and not being interoperable at all was what I was attempting to avoid. One HMI to manage everything seemed attractive here. I don't want to get stuck with six controllers because my garage door can't talk to my lights though it would also be nice if they spoke an open protocol which isn't clouded, so I can interface with it. Maybe I should just wait it out a bit longer. Rather than try it the SCADA way and end up having to ssh into a box whenever I want to turn the lights on in the toilet. yoloer420 fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Dec 16, 2015 |
# ? Dec 16, 2015 16:42 |
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more like fart homes
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 17:29 |
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Sniep posted:more like fart homes
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 17:31 |
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honest question: is any of this "automation" and its attendant pain and misery actually solving anything that isn't solved by not being a lazy gently caress and using the light switch on the wall or placing your key in the lock and turning?
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 17:32 |
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quote:When it works, it's awesome. We bought one when we moved to a new condo, and even had a closet built with a cutout to fit the device. Cat drops a deuce, Cat Genie scoops out deuce, grinds it into a slush and pumps it into your toilet. Easy!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 18:01 |
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infernal machines posted:honest question: is any of this "automation" and its attendant pain and misery actually solving anything that isn't solved by not being a lazy gently caress and using the light switch on the wall or placing your key in the lock and turning? i guess if you have dexterity trouble or walking to the lightswitch trouble pushing a button can be better but that's a lot of edges in one case
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 18:16 |
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goal: iron man's house from the kids movies with the guy with the foot jets reality:
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 18:20 |
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MOACEGIK
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 18:22 |
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flakeloaf posted:i guess if you have dexterity trouble or walking to the lightswitch trouble pushing a button can be better but that's a lot of edges in one case well yeah, but even that assumes this stuff works a lot better than it obviously does, someone with mobility issues isn't going to be loving around with their z-wave controller in the dark when the lights fail to boot
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 18:24 |
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I wanted to demonstrate my cool nerdy home to a coworker today and shouted "hey siri, turn on the coffee machine!" into my apple watch, unfortunately siri only heard "turn on" ...which resulted in siri turning on loving EVERYTHING, including opening my garage door remotely
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 20:01 |
Re: smart TVs and the inability of buying a dumb tv - buy the panel replacement part and build your own dumb tv, come on yospos Then mount that poo poo in a classy painting frame and morph slowly from classic painting to classic painting, with the occasional goatse when friends are over.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 20:08 |
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error1 posted:I wanted to demonstrate my cool nerdy home to a coworker today and shouted "hey siri, turn on the coffee machine!" into my apple watch, unfortunately siri only heard "turn on" Smart home, dumb user!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 20:11 |
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or just stop buying a consumer tv and pay the small premium for a commercial display
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 20:11 |
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Sniep posted:or just stop buying a consumer tv and pay the small premium for a commercial display things no one does for 600, alex
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 01:46 |
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craisins posted:things no one does for 600, alex why not? they aren't that much more, and if you want to avoid smart tv computerguts that's what you have to do, now.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 01:52 |
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because it's marginally more effort than just walking into best buy and buying whatever pos has the most saturated colour demo
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 02:09 |
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you mean something like http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1062468-REG/samsung_ed40d_ed_d_series_40_full.html
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 02:24 |
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ya, exactly. they aren't as UNDER 1" THIN or CURVED but they are built to last turned on 24/7/365 for years
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 02:27 |
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i feel weird buying a tv sight-unseen (from a trusted video source not their eleventy-gently caress split pixar colour vomit) even though i've never been anywhere that isn't a tv store, looked at a display and said to myself 'gee this colour reproduction is only a 7/10 and there's some slight tearing at motion that's really distracting' you could put basically anything on my wall and i'd be happy with it (used to it) inside of a week probably
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 02:36 |
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more like shart houses
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 08:16 |
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Wild EEPROM posted:more like shart houses
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:29 |