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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Visual GNUdio posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/these-smart-lightbulbs-play-music-boost-your-185717626.html

David Pogue might be the most insufferable twat in the universe. Who better then to share with us all the glorious future of dumb loving poo poo tarted up as smart bulbs.

he beat his wife with an iphone

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

graph posted:

he beat his wife with an iphone

That's the kind of brand engagement you can't buy.

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


graph posted:

he beat his wife with an iphone

ahahaha holy poo poo I thought you were just kidding but nope:

quote:

David Pogue, 48, told officers that it was his night to be with the children and began arguing with his wife. He told police his wife had bitten his left arm and that she had been filming the altercation with her iPhone camera. Arciola said David Pogue followed Jennifer Pogue into a bedroom and allegedly jumped on top of her and hit her in the head with a phone. Both had evidence of the alleged assaults: David Pogue had a bite mark on his arm and Jennifer Pogue had marks on her head, Arciola said.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
if he had an otter box, he probably wouldn't do too much damage to the phone

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


I recall some cop saying that bites to the arm in DV situation were usually from the man grabbing the woman in a headlock or something

what a piece of poo poo

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

DuckConference posted:

what a piece of poo poo

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
https://github.com/nfarina/homebridge

this is actually pretty cool if it hasn't yet been posted: software to duct tape things to HomeKit.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

DuckConference posted:

I recall some cop saying that bites to the arm in DV situation were usually from the man grabbing the woman in a headlock or something


true

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

not strictly smart home related but what led bulbs are good? is it worth spending more to get something better than http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60290978/ for non dimmable lights? is 2700k good or bad? are any of the wifi color changing lights worth getting?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

lampey posted:

not strictly smart home related but what led bulbs are good? is it worth spending more to get something better than http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60290978/ for non dimmable lights? is 2700k good or bad? are any of the wifi color changing lights worth getting?

i just did my whole house in either dumb LED bulbs or the majority of living spaces with Hue bulbs

tldr;
A) no
B) good
C) no

A) if you dont care about telling siri to set "evening lights" and have it do your whole house up a certain way, then dont bother with hue type poo poo, ikea or whoever would be fine
B) the real options are 2700k and 5000k. 2700k is like an incandescent. 5000k is like a dentist office. you don't want your house to look like a dentist office, trust me
C) again this is a total preference thing, i have One color hue bulb in my office because i enjoy it to have a reddish hue at night like sunset. but it's also 60 bucks. if you don't care about bullshit like that, then don't bother.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

lampey posted:

not strictly smart home related but what led bulbs are good? is it worth spending more to get something better than http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60290978/ for non dimmable lights? is 2700k good or bad? are any of the wifi color changing lights worth getting?

what do you think? do you think buying a $70 light bulb is a great idea?

if yes, then I guess you're either an idiot or have enough expendable income that it doesn't matter so go ahead and get it

if you just wanted to get lighting that changes colors, you can get something better for cheaper. led strips are like $20 for 16 feet and come with a remote and a receiver that responds to music

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Visual GNUdio posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/these-smart-lightbulbs-play-music-boost-your-185717626.html

David Pogue might be the most insufferable twat in the universe. Who better then to share with us all the glorious future of dumb loving poo poo tarted up as smart bulbs.
ok i gotta admit the led bulb with a battery backup built-in is a genuinely good idea

my parents live in a plot of woods sandwiched by two farms, and power is almost guaranteed to go out in a storm. having the lights still work would be handy for them

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

RGB LED strips have completely disgusting white light, if you get those use them only to supplement regular bulbs, not to replace them. Hue bulbs work great for natural white light with adjustable color temperature but can't really produce a pleasant green colour at all.

If you want to go crazy, buy a bunch of addressable RGB LED strips and create your own light effects. Something like https://learn.adafruit.com/1500-neopixel-led-curtain-with-raspberry-pi-fadecandy

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Hollywood has finally read this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfnDTvbtDUI

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

minivanmegafun posted:

i am moving into a house soon and will smart home some things, like:

• did I leave my garage open like a dingus

literally the only smart home thing i could come up with that i'd care about

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Sniep posted:

goal: iron man's house from the kids movies with the guy with the foot jets

reality:



lol i have a box full of x10 stuff from like 2001 when my dad bought it for his map store. never got any of it to really work.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i'm acegikmo

also the best thing x10 ever made was the popup blocker

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

flakeloaf posted:

the best thing x10 ever made was the popup blocker

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
in the days before gmail, when there was hotmail..... the good old days of the dot com boom

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Elder Postsman posted:

literally the only smart home thing i could come up with that i'd care about

but there are so many useful things you can do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58FKpZBIZh8

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i got elgato switches so i can yell siri to turn my ac units on and off, which is nice

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I am upset that Sierra got Siri but didn't get HomeKit support, the one useful thing you can make Siri do

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
my lights turn off when i set my alarm
thats the only useful thing i could think of doing

i hooked up the api to make my lights flash certain colors when i run a command on my lab top. need to think of some useful triggers tho

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

error1 posted:

but what if i need my home to look like a quake3 map?


Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
if i ever did any of this it'd be with DIN rail relays like prisons do for their door lock systems


http://makezine.com/2013/02/10/prison-door-system-built-using-only-timers-and-relays/

cool read

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
my new housemate has hue bulbs and uses them in his bedroom with one overhead and two in lamps to create mood lighting with a mix of different colours. it looks pretty cool having a mix of say orange, purple and pink from different angles with the cool shadows you get. that kind of thing could be done with LED strips though since the lack of warmth wouldn't be (at least as much of) an issue when not doing whites, and with the hues it's a bit of a downer not having green/cyan

then I "hacked" them (ie. looked up the API and pressed the button on the hub thing when he wasn't there), and demonstrated this to him by making a thing on my phone with the pixelated lightning bolt symbol from WATCH_DOGS (we're both gamer dorks, yospos bithc) and pressing it to plunge his room into blackout. I tend not to prank him with that much now though because I borrowed one for my room (he has a fourth he'd been using in his bathroom) so we have MAD going on now

but earlier tonight our internet dropped out for an hour or two and since I make API calls directly to the hub over the LAN whereas he just uses the official app with some :yayclod: bullshit he was helplessly unable to retaliate or even to fix his own lights :buddy:

having a hue hub with :nsacloud: poo poo on the home LAN is probably a security fuckup but otoh it's just so goddamn convenient being able to turn my light off without getting out of bed

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

error1 posted:

but what if i need my home to look like a quake3 map?

literally my housemate's room

in before "buy him an account"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



error1 posted:

My newest purchase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3i0ab5GEw

Unfortunately no way to control it over the internet :(

lol the person who made this thinks women get mad cause the toilet isn't closed not cuz they don't want to sit on a narrow piss covered rim

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



tbh i close all lids because i dont like aerosolized plop water

ch9000s: finally setup my homebridge raspi again to tie my nest (lol) stuff into siri, but now i want to get some outlet controls to automate lighting. everything is either pricy or look like iot security holes so the search had been slow

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

In my home, even the dog has an IP address


https://clever.pet

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
i have a weird early 2000s wireless lighting system that isn't encrypted so i can just change the room and house numbers and maybe control other peoples lights

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

lampey posted:

not strictly smart home related but what led bulbs are good? is it worth spending more to get something better than http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60290978/ for non dimmable lights? is 2700k good or bad? are any of the wifi color changing lights worth getting?

civilights

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

error1 posted:

In my home, even the dog has an IP address


https://clever.pet

fd00::feed:600d:d06e

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



r u ready to WALK posted:

In my home, even the dog has an IP address


https://clever.pet

glad to see fidonet still in use today

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


I want a bedroom light I can turn off from my phone and can do a scheduled sunrise thing. how much of a POS is this LIFX bulb that doesn't need a hub (because buying a hub for one or two lights seems dumb)

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

r u ready to WALK posted:

In my home, even the dog has an IP address


https://clever.pet

After the wreckage wrought by the last decade of portable electronics, I have only a single remaining family member who loves me back more than they love a $300 light-up box, and now those fuckers in Silicon Valley want to take him away from me.

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Agile Vector posted:

glad to see fidonet still in use today
this is a quality joke right here.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
if I want to use homekit for my Z-wave stuff, should I use RaspPi + OpenHA or Homebridge?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Both, I am using RasPi + OpenHAB + HomeBridge (with the openHAB plugin) and it works great. I can query and control my central heating, turn on and off a shitload of different things and have a bunch of scripts that trigger activities on my logitech harmony.

OpenHAB 2 has homekit built in but lots of broken plugins and it's still missing most of the documentation.

OpenHAB 1.8 has a pretty solid zwave plugin as long as you don't require encryption. If you require secure devices like door locks it's probably worth looking at other options, because the beta z-wave plugin that supports encryption has a tendency to jam all communications for up to a minute while it's butting heads with the secure device over some invalid nonce encryption token.

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Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

at the date posted:

After the wreckage wrought by the last decade of portable electronics, I have only a single remaining family member who loves me back more than they love a $300 light-up box, and now those fuckers in Silicon Valley want to take him away from me.

if your posting is any indication of what it's like having you as a family member then they'll be doing him a favor

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