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Dear corporation: As a technical consultant, I would really like it if you would sign this contract saying that my team of experts can deliver "eh, whatever" every "two weeks" until you "go bankrupt". Oh, you won't do that because you weren't born yesterday? Hm, well, do you know anyone with budgetary authority who are also idiots? Your competitor's IT department? Great, thanks!
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 08:09 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:14 |
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PM: "I'm worried that the CSM on our partner team is judging me when I do Scrum wrong." "Maybe you should stop doing it wrong?"
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 07:33 |