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fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
Dear corporation: As a technical consultant, I would really like it if you would sign this contract saying that my team of experts can deliver "eh, whatever" every "two weeks" until you "go bankrupt".

Oh, you won't do that because you weren't born yesterday? Hm, well, do you know anyone with budgetary authority who are also idiots? Your competitor's IT department? Great, thanks!

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fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
PM: "I'm worried that the CSM on our partner team is judging me when I do Scrum wrong."

"Maybe you should stop doing it wrong?"

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