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Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.
i think it might be possible for scrum to be used in a non-hosed up organization, but every badgile place talks about scrum non-loving-stop. Like, the scrum and all the crap that goes along with it (like planning poker, scrum masters) is a red flag in my book when joining an organization.

Recognize warning signs:
1. Scrum masters and people with scrum master certificates.
2. Old people. Old people loving love scrum as much as they love 8 am standup meetings.
3. Story points, user stories, velocity.
4. Planning poker. Bonus points if you're given special planning poker playing cards.
5. Microsoft Team Foundation server's scrum TFS template that makes no goddamn sense (as opposed to using index cards)
6. Project hasn't actually released code that gets used by customers in six years, still somehow agile.
7. Kanban. I don't even know what that is but we do it now, can't tell the difference.

Bruegels Fuckbooks fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Sep 30, 2015

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