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I got a fitbit a few weeks ago and I don't wear it to sleep on nights where I work the next day because I don't want my watch to be disappointed in me for only sleeping 3-4 hrs.
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My friend's dad who is diabetic, obese, inactive and generally not fit got a fitbit and it hasn't helped motivate him at all and he might die soon actually. Rated 5, this is a good thread and I hope you play ONE NIGHT for it because of good scares.
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Oct 8, 2015 05:08
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To be honest I would like to see Chris play a genuinely stressful game. Make him play spelunky. Or get Anthony back and make him play Golden Compass again. I reckon he was at least 120bpm by the time you took the controller off him.
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Oct 8, 2015 05:42
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Chris sure got steamed at the sight of Link. Really came on quickly, too, like he was alright for a bit until he realized what he was saying about nerds goofing up Link and it really got his goose.
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Oct 8, 2015 06:55
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 The Men Drinkin' Coffee become the Men Bustin' Myths in the latest installment. Just kidding, the game's title has no bearing on the plot. Just kidding, there is no plot.
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Oct 8, 2015 11:23
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I think you're going to have to turn in your labcoat and test tubes for that one, Judge.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:26
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Things that we've learned make Diaper Chris nervous: 1. Doing baselines 2. Loading screens 3. Watching someone else play a video game
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Oct 8, 2015 15:27
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CheeseThief posted:I think you're going to have to turn in your labcoat and test tubes for that one, Judge. Yeah, taking the controls totally taints the results
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Oct 8, 2015 15:35
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Pakled posted:Things that we've learned make Diaper Chris nervous: This confirms all the things I both knew and Chris has explicitly stated to me.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:37
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I'm not sure there are enough elements there to qualify it as a game.
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Oct 8, 2015 15:38
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CheeseThief posted:I think you're going to have to turn in your labcoat and test tubes for that one, Judge. as a sc intist, i t is known that you sometimes have to make sure you get ther esults you want. just like you somtimes have to use a public libarary becase your wife has filed a restraining order agsint you so you cant perfomr experiments in the comfort of your own home or use your own water cooled gascicence rig. science rig. not gaming rig. backpace dosnt work ont his keyboard and it keeps autocorrecting to pornographic sites
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Oct 8, 2015 16:00
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I decided to look for Israeli urban legends, since I knew of none. The only one I found was pretty lame, and is supposed to be more funny than scary. Oh well, I guess we're still behind when it comes to these things.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:31
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Zanzibar Ham posted:I decided to look for Israeli urban legends, since I knew of none. The only one I found was pretty lame, and is supposed to be more funny than scary. Oh well, I guess we're still behind when it comes to these things. Why would we even need to make up scary stories when we already live in hell?
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Oct 8, 2015 18:56
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Starving Wolf posted:Why would we even need to make up scary stories when we already live in hell? Israelis don't live in hell,
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Oct 8, 2015 19:15
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I think we all know what happened here, Judge realised he had to crawl back through the air vent and his crippling fear of tight spaces set in. At least I assume that's what the weird contextual direction thing was getting at.
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Oct 8, 2015 20:09
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I think that contextual direction thing points in the direction of lights, because every time it showed up and they pressed a button, a light would turn on or off.
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Oct 9, 2015 03:25
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I'll be honest, when it said "face the madman" on the notepad, I thought you were supposed to find a mirror because YOU are the real madman! Also because there are a few urban legends involving mirrors (bloody Mary, Candyman, etc).
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Oct 9, 2015 04:19
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"Trust me, I'm a guy who knows what a bottle sounds like when it falls over" Sad windows into the lifestyle of a coffee man
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Oct 9, 2015 04:27
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judge reinhold posted:
FWD: FWD: FWD: THE RUNAWAY POWER OF TECHNOLOGY GONE MAD, WE MAY NOW SEE THE HUBRIS OF MAN TRULY FALL!!! YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THE MIRCOSCOPIC CREATURE KNOWN AS THE WATER BEAR. KNOWN TO WITHSTAND THE MOST EXTREME TEMPERATURES, AND LIVE IN THE DEEPEST OCEAN TRENCHES AND EVEN THE ... VACCUM OF SPACE!!!! RUSSIAN SCIENTIST WERE EXPERIMENTING WITH NANOMACHINES! AND SOME ACCIDENTALLY CAME INTO CONTACT WITH WATER BEARS. NOW OUR WORST OF FEARS IS REALIZED!!!! WHEN IT COMES IN CONTACT WITH THE RIGHT TYPE OF NUTRIENTS, THE NANOMACHINE-WATER BEAR HYBRIDS GROW IN SIZE IN THE FLASH OF AN EYE AND ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!!!! IMAGINE SITTING DOWN WITH YOUR MORNING COFFEE WHEN SUDDENLY...  IT WILL HAPPEN. THEN IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE AND THEN RUN FOR PRESIDENT!! AND WIN!!!!!! WHAT A COUNTRY! FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST TWENTY PEOPLE OR YOU MAY BE THE NEXT VICTIM OF MACHINE BEAR! 76% OF PEOPLE ARE TO UNPATRIOTIC TO DO IT! GOD BLESS!
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Oct 9, 2015 06:12
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Looking at the banner I was expecting Turban Legends. Vote Machine Bear.
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Oct 9, 2015 08:06
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goatface posted:I'm not sure there are enough elements there to qualify it as a game. It's a metagame. It'll drive you mad trying to find out what you're supposed to do (and what the Machine Bear symbolizes). The player is the madman.
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Oct 9, 2015 11:33
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kjetting posted:It's a metagame. It'll drive you mad trying to find out what you're supposed to do (and what the Machine Bear symbolizes). The player is the madman. To be fair, some sort of abnormality must have lead them to buy this game in the first place.
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Oct 9, 2015 11:41
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Was the person in the ambulance supposed to be the madman? As the only other person in the game?? I suppose if they were mad enough to drive right through the wall of an abandoned hell hospital then maybe but could you even get back to them after going through the vent?? My BPM is going through the roof as I try to guess this one out
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Oct 9, 2015 13:18
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Zanzibar Ham posted:To be fair, some sort of abnormality must have lead them to buy this game in the first place. Actually, it would be awesome if you played Illbleed with the fitbit. It'd be very meta.
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Oct 9, 2015 13:23
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Zanzibar Ham posted:I decided to look for Israeli urban legends, since I knew of none. The only one I found was pretty lame, and is supposed to be more funny than scary. Oh well, I guess we're still behind when it comes to these things. Well, the ancient Israelites were one of the oldest civilizations that wrote things down, so what about "the golem"? I think that technically counts. SuperGraffiti posted:Was the person in the ambulance supposed to be the madman? As the only other person in the game?? I suppose if they were mad enough to drive right through the wall of an abandoned hell hospital then maybe but could you even get back to them after going through the vent?? My BPM is going through the roof as I try to guess this one out He does leave his ambulance and he chases you around in a later section and kills you a lot. Then he chases you in another section and kills you a lot there too. The game ends with him killing you in the elevator, which is the obvious conclusion since killing you was something he has never done before. Also, I think we're missing the big picture here: the "Pina Colada Song" is about two married alcoholics trying to cheat on one another. The classified ad mentions the drinks the person likes on two distinct instances (and of course they want to meet at a bar for their adultery), has an out of nowhere aggressive tone with "if you have half a brain", judge reinhold fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Oct 9, 2015 |
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Oct 9, 2015 13:34
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You stopped posting thread links in the videos judge... I think
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Oct 9, 2015 17:20
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I kept waiting for the music to start "gently caress it. I lied. It's drum and bass. Whatchougonnado?"
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Oct 9, 2015 18:50
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 I'll be honest: this game forgot to be scary or do anything interesting at all. Here's a second video to make up for it.  The devils learn to share and the Men Drinkin' Coffee get silly.
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Oct 12, 2015 11:25
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Despair achieved the greatest horror: Accurately replicating my life through an empty subway metaphor (i.e. my life is an empty subway). Sometimes its a Subway restaurant. So many sandwiches, unfulfilled.
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Oct 12, 2015 14:43
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I caught the FF7 reference. Very nice, Judge. I hope the remake captures the pathos of that scene.
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Oct 12, 2015 17:07
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That Rolling Stone cover is the most American thing I've ever seen.
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Oct 12, 2015 17:57
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Despair somehow doesn't capture the mood of the Moscow underground even though it's set there. Not enough marble and statues. And the silly mode made the heart rate drop like a rock. It probably has applications in medicine. SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Oct 12, 2015 |
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Oct 12, 2015 19:33
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Bemis posted:I caught the FF7 reference. Very nice, Judge. I hope the remake captures the pathos of that scene. I don't remember what this was, FF7 is just part of my daily lexicon. It always seems materia to the topic at hand. SelenicMartian posted:And the silly mode made the heart rate drop like a rock. It probably has applications in medicine. I think his heart rate dropping means he's pleased. BTW to the person who is mad about the unscientific nature of this: sorry.
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Oct 12, 2015 22:16
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During baselines Diaper's bpm skyrocketed to 93 at the sight of disguised Beavis. Some how while acknowledging that they haven't been actually watching the numbers Diaper and Tom managed to both come up with eerily appropriate commentary.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:09
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To be fair to Diaper Chris, the bacteria responsible for Legionnaire's disease often remains dormant in air conditioning and heating vents in between seasons, so he wasn't entirely off base on his "cold or disease" fear.
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Oct 13, 2015 04:28
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Well, that first game sure was... e-vent-ful! Can I get a Fitbit reading on that pun?
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Oct 13, 2015 07:35
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Detective Thompson posted:Well, that first game sure was... e-vent-ful! It stayed the same for about 8 seconds after it was read outloud, then it went up by 2 beats every second for 5 seconds, then dropped by 10 back to where it started.
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Oct 13, 2015 16:48
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How do you decide which games to play? You aren't just picking random games with indie and horror tags on Steam or something, are you?
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Oct 14, 2015 10:38
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I have no doubt that judge reinhold is personally curating every bone-chilling selection.
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Toma posted:How do you decide which games to play? You aren't just picking random games with indie and horror tags on Steam or something, are you? I'm almost certain that they're looking at all the games Steam has on sale every monday, and then sorting by cheapest. I know this because I've done the same.
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