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gradenko_2000 posted:A timelapse video of the Black Ice mod for HOI3 that doesn't end quite like how you might expect. The Greatest Oldest Bulgaria
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Oct 1, 2015 17:45
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BBJoey posted:Also piss them off. The more militant the population is, the more conservatives in the upper house will vote for reform. *soldiers gun down village* "Good job, lads! We'll have that 8-hour workday passed in no time at this rate!"
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Oct 5, 2015 15:11
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I avoid going to war at all costs in Vicky 2 not because I care what happens to the hordes of proles that die keeping kwaZulu off my lawn, but because the war mechanics are an absolute bitch.
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Oct 13, 2015 03:44
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VerdantSquire posted:Edit: This also explains why people have the same thing with the confederacy; It's possible to play the US and be able to shove the slavery bits into the back of your head with the not-so-bad stuff, but since the Confederacy was pretty much purely about owning Human property you can't play them and also not think about the fact that you are essentially fighting for racism. The real way to play the Confederacy is to make them lose in an even more hilarious fashion. "Preisdent Davis! The Yankees are here! And they brought EVERYONE with them!" "...Alex, we escaped to Brazil, how did they get -" *Jefferson Davis then looks out his window to see literally every adult male in the Union armed with a gun climbing out of canoes*
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Oct 17, 2015 04:45
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I wonder how the new culture mechanics in The Cossacks would realistically work. "ATTENTION PEOPLE OF SKANE, YOU ARE REQUIRED NOW TO ADOPT THE CUSTOMS AND SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE NENETS. YOU ARE TO TAKE NENET NAMES AND PRACTICE THEIR RELIGION. FROM THIS DAY FORTH, ANY MAN FOUND SPEAKING THE SWEDISH LANGUAGE WILL BE WHIPPED PUBLICALLY."
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Oct 17, 2015 04:50
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Stellaris: I Cannot Wait to Be Syndicalist Yog-Sothoth
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Oct 19, 2015 17:09
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"GUYS, I DID IT! I finally thought up a good proposal for Victoria 3!" "Really? What sparked it?" *smiles triumphantly* "Star Trek."
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Oct 19, 2015 17:15
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The Great Race of Yith come bearing the good news about laisseze faire economic systems.
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Oct 19, 2015 19:26
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The best faction in Alpha Centauri were the pirates and that was because there was no real pseudo-philosophical "teenagers first Political Science" quotes behind it. Just some dudes on the water making bank.
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Oct 20, 2015 11:35
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Will HoI4 have Vicky-style flags for each ideology? Need to know if fascist France's sparkle fasces still lives on.
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Oct 25, 2015 00:28
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Time to make Scandinavia go all fascist all the time with the great state of Ethiopian Sicily as a bastion of all sorts of wacky leftist crap.
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Oct 26, 2015 17:18
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When's Gundam Stellaris mod.
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Oct 26, 2015 19:52
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/reasonable-peace-treaty.888432/ quote:If it wasn't for all of that that madness and hate, AH would probably be remembered sort of like Napoleon for trying to conquer Europe and ultimately failing Bonus: constant and unironic use of the phrase "history is written by the winners"
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Oct 27, 2015 01:47
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Tuskin38 posted:Paradox's new office. Looks nice. Not pictured: lobby with Mt. Rushmore-style sculpture that has Hitler, the country of France, the capitalist icon from Vicky 2, and Charlemagne on it.
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Oct 27, 2015 19:21
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Pharnakes posted:Why do you have a chain link fence in your office? It's not finished yet, printed out screengrabs of posts made on the Plaza are going to be pinned behind it.
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Oct 27, 2015 19:38
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I'm going to make octopus Tyranids. All are merely food to the Octyranid horde.
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Oct 27, 2015 23:55
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Groogy posted:<3 Write the explanation for CK2 slowdowns involving Greeks trying to castrate everybody on a wall.
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Oct 28, 2015 00:29
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I get really mad when I lose in Animal Crossing.
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Nov 4, 2015 15:44
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Sometimes a map game is just a map game.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:32
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Rule of thumb for any given situation in HoI3: The AI will, without fail, pick the stupidest option.
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Nov 7, 2015 01:05
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Beta testers are to be flown to Sweden, where they will partake in a violent and bloody ritual sacrifice to the Cenobites to create a pact that states if they break the NDA, Pinhead gets claim on your soul.
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Nov 14, 2015 06:04
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Nov 16, 2015 05:59
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Games > Paradox Grand Strategy Games should start thinking correctly
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Nov 16, 2015 06:28
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Return of the goofy-rear end communist flags from V2, also cameo appearance by Markos Vafiadis. Wonder if Metaxas gets his due.
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Nov 21, 2015 00:31
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They confirmed in the thread that the Chinese Civil War is too complex to render with the civil war system everyone else has, so it's got some unique stuff to it. Could it be???? China...represented...better??????
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Nov 21, 2015 02:39
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Kavak posted:The HoI IV AI may be too smart for its own good- I think it was Podcat that said he had to apply obscene modifiers to the Japanese AI to make it think attacking the US was a winnable and good idea. Imperial Japan: dumber than strategy game AI
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Nov 21, 2015 05:32
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There's a noticeable subset of sci-fi fans that have a conniption at the suggestion that sci-fi is essentially fantasy in space/with robots/with cyborgs/nanomachines.
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Nov 23, 2015 21:30
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 LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, TRAITOR LAND
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Nov 23, 2015 21:40
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quote:Let there be A and B and (A union B) = C. You hear that banging sound? That's James McPherson and Eric Foner smashing their heads against a brick wall.
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Nov 23, 2015 21:56
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The Sharmat posted:The "first" American revolution was peaceful? The actual revolution of ideas about the relation between the tiny-rear end island hundreds of miles away from it's massive colonial "posession" was going pretty peacefully until the sheer tension produced by British troops in and around Boston boiled over and war were declared.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:09
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Dibujante posted:Danes are in Stellaris? Or was it just a RNG coincidence? The Day'ne, a race of filthy slug creatures that sleep in their own filth and practice every depravity known to civilized beings. They make this really cool building toy, though.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:27
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Eskaton posted:Are goons this thick, or is the joke that no one thinks that post is just a little tongue in cheek. His sig starts with "Johnny Reb". Have you ever talked with a neo-Confederate?
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Nov 23, 2015 23:13
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Strudel Man posted:Wait, wait, wait, you can't actually have a race in Stellaris that can take other species as hosts, can you? Syndicalist Yeerks.
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Nov 24, 2015 03:13
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The Sharmat posted:Actually weren't the Yeerks kind of already Syndicalists
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Nov 24, 2015 03:22
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Rare planetary resource: cinnamon-bunzuh
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Nov 24, 2015 03:59
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What year do the Space Aztecs conquer the Andalites? I want that bookmark.
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Nov 25, 2015 06:20
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In one timeline, Hitler was visited by three ghosts of Germany (Bismarck, Speer, and Merkel) one Christmas and decided to change his ways. So he chooses to be fair and gives Poland all of Slovakia in return for Danzig. Hitler and Poland then take on the world together.
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Nov 28, 2015 05:08
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Strudel Man posted:Hah. One of the planet's tiles was "sprawling slums." "This region is covered with vast shanty towns and slums filled with the poor and the outcast. It contributes nothing to society. Planet New Jersey?
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Every living creature in the universe is simply a suit of meat to wear to the Great Yeerk Commune. They survive because we will it.
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