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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Burginator posted:

When you see only one set of footprints in the sand, just know that I was there but went to get a sausage real quick

hahaha

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The game is on the line, time to trust Alex Smith to throw to a WR in the end zone

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
In the end it doesn't even matter

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Spoeank posted:

Reminder that the Chiefs had their pick of literally everybody in 2013 and drafted a piece of garbage fuccboi o-lineman


Edit: I gotcha SV

Look at the rest of the top 10

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Hopefully they recover the onsides and then score again with no time left. Need to drag this out some more.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Spoeank posted:

Reminder that the Chiefs had their pick of literally everybody in 2013 and drafted a piece of garbage fuccboi o-lineman


Edit: I gotcha SV

To be fair no one was really worth #1 overall that year. Sheldon Richardson and Lotulelei are probably the closest and everyone passed on them until 13/14 too.

And poor Sheldon is a huge idiot, like all Mizzou D-Line guys since Justin Smith.

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!
Onside kick, TD bomb, 2 pt conversion, onside kick, FG win. Totally accurate prediction.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Please never stop coaching KC, Andy Reid

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Pron on VHS posted:

Look at the rest of the top 10

The top 20 even.

Top 30 even.


What a garbage draft full of garbage players

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

why do you draw up a play in the end zone for Jason Avant

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Spoeank posted:

Reminder that the Chiefs had their pick of literally everybody in 2013 and drafted a piece of garbage fuccboi o-lineman


Edit: I gotcha SV

i missed this, u a boo too

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
:laffo:

What di dI watch?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
alex god damnit

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Beautiful execution on that recovery.

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!
Worst onside kick attempt ever.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Mecuh Hyde with the clutch play.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That was the worst onside

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


hahahahahahaha what a lovely onside kick

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Soothing Vapors posted:

i missed this, u a boo too

one last one before i leave, oldie but a goodie

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Lol if someone looks at the score tomorrow and thinks this was close.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


38-3

jesus

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Petite Dinklage posted:

one last one before i leave, oldie but a goodie



Is this Scully.


I want to believe.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Magicpants posted:

chiefs will make this, recover onside kick, alex smith stripped sacked

sorry i meant, alex smith predictably throws a terrible pass to a receiver who was not open, they won't even come close to recovering, and the packers will kneel it out

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
andy stop

andy please

its two possessions

please andy

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Petite Dinklage posted:

one last one before i leave, oldie but a goodie



god I miss the 90s

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

maybe this 2nd half will at least convince the chiefs that jeremy maclin does exist on their roster and they did in fact sign him for all 16 games

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Spoeank posted:

Is this Scully.


I want to believe.

Yeah, she is a vampire and will look hot until the heat death of the universe

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I'd actually play action here instead of trying for a third run

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I like that the Packers knew they could just put up whatever walkons they guaranteed field time for and still win.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
That one KC coach looks on the brink of death

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Petite Dinklage posted:

Yeah, she is a vampire and will look hot until the heat death of the universe

She'll be the heat death of the universe

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!
They named a trophy after Lombardi??? Whaaaaaaaaaaa


I'm convinced Gruden is just a robot programmed by Madden at this point.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
gently caress this loving team.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Lol one last attempt at offsides

Why the gently caress is Clay on the punt team

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


spacemang_spliff posted:

gently caress this loving team.

looks like they're doing a pretty good job of it themselves!

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Why is clay matthews on the punt team

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Alex Smith meets his mortal enemy

The Hail Mary

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
thanks for taking those two timeouts so you could score 10 points in 19 seconds with Alex Smith you fat shitbag

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Peak Chiefs: Andy runs Charles up the middle. Strip fumble, returned for score.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

he called the timeouts so alex smith could get the 300 yard bonus in his fantasy league

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