Raise your hand if this is your first election

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Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

I've noticed a lot of posters around here who are saying the same things I saw newbies say in 2012, 2008, and hell, what I said in 2004. Basically I just want to know which of you are excusably naive vs. dumb

# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:07

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Helsing: Aug 23, 2003; DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN

I've been following elections for a long time, I'm just dumb.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:24

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

2008 was my first election I'm just dumb as hell

# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:04

Supraluminal: Feb 17, 2012

Voting since 2000, super-dumb.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:07

A Time To Chill: Feb 26, 2007

Helsing posted:

I've been following elections for a long time, I'm just dumb.

Same

# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:12

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Necc0 posted:

I've noticed a lot of posters around here who are saying the same things I saw newbies say in 2012, 2008, and hell, what I said in 2004. Basically I just want to know which of you are excusably naive vs. dumb

mothershitting this

# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:21

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

wrap it ~~obamailures~~ sanderosers

# ? Sep 29, 2015 20:39

Milk Malk: Sep 17, 2015

If biden enters the primary and wins the nom, who does Hillary pick as VP to counter the Biden/Sanders ticket?

# ? Sep 29, 2015 22:27

Milk Malk: Sep 17, 2015

zen death robot posted:

What?

nobody gets my references and it makes me sad

# ? Sep 30, 2015 00:24

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

zen death robot posted:

What?

lol

# ? Sep 30, 2015 00:27

point of return: Aug 13, 2011; by exmarx

Milk Malk posted:

If biden enters the primary and wins the nom, who does Hillary pick as VP to counter the Biden/Sanders ticket?

Nintendo Kid.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 00:41

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milk Malk posted:

nobody gets my references and it makes me sad

I assumed it was just your first election

# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:07

Milk Malk: Sep 17, 2015

Ralp posted:

I assumed it was just your first election

I can never remember which years they talk about elections on the TV and which ones they do the Olympics because both of them are even-numbered and I get really confused.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:20

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Milk Malk posted:

I can never remember which years they talk about elections on the TV and which ones they do the Olympics because both of them are even-numbered and I get really confused.

There are Olympics in every even numbered year.....

# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:22

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

another safe-space for Sanderistas to chill out and just be themselves!

# ? Sep 30, 2015 02:56

Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

i matched my current level of enthusiasm in all past elections i voted in and my guy won them both so i seem to have a pretty good nose for this sort of stuff

# ? Oct 3, 2015 01:31

Chafey: Jun 14, 2005

Something Else posted:

i matched my current level of enthusiasm in all past elections i voted in and my guy won them both so i seem to have a pretty good nose for this sort of stuff

same

# ? Oct 3, 2015 09:09

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Something Else posted:

i matched my current level of enthusiasm in all past elections i voted in and my guy won them both so i seem to have a pretty good nose for this sort of stuff

I'm at 50% when it comes to presidental elections.

# ? Oct 3, 2015 16:49

Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

Necc0 posted:

wrap it ~~obamailures~~ sanderosers

i just realized i haven't seen a paradol ex av in a while

maybe now his hideous potato face will finally stop haunting my dreams.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 05:27

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

I never imagined that was his actual face

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:18

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

This is EVERYONES' first election.

We have been born again, washed in the spilled blood of political correctness and the establishment, cleansed of our dark past, and now emerged nubile and pure in the Golden Age of Trump.

We are emerging from the dark ages and on the precipice of a great future.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:41

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Boosted_C5 posted:

This is EVERYONES' first election.

We have been born again, washed in the spilled blood of political correctness and the establishment, cleansed of our dark past, and now emerged nubile and pure in the Golden Age of Trump.

We are emerging from the dark ages and on the precipice of a great future.

it's cool to watch the empire enter its Pertinax/Didius Julianus phase in real time

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:42

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Boosted_C5 posted:

This is EVERYONES' first election.

We have been born again, washed in the spilled blood of political correctness and the establishment, cleansed of our dark past, and now emerged nubile and pure in the Golden Age of Trump.

We are emerging from the dark ages and on the precipice of a great future.

Insha'allah

# ? Oct 8, 2015 14:56

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Boosted_C5 posted:

This is EVERYONES' first election.

We have been born again, washed in the spilled blood of political correctness and the establishment, cleansed of our dark past, and now emerged nubile and pure in the Golden Age of Trump.

We are emerging from the dark ages and on the precipice of a great future.

The end of man had to happen at some point, might as well go out all shiny and gold.

IMMORTAN TRUMP!!! HE LOOKED AT ME!!!!

# ? Oct 8, 2015 15:43

carticket: Jun 28, 2005; white and gold.

This is my wife's first presidential election since 2004. She was disappointed in the result and didn't care enough or have anyone around her that cared. I made her vote in the last midterm and pointed her to websites that help her make informed voting decisions.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 15:55

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Mr. Powers posted:

This is my wife's first presidential election since 2004. She was disappointed in the result and didn't care enough or have anyone around her that cared. I made her vote in the last midterm and pointed her to websites that help her make informed voting decisions.

nerd

# ? Oct 8, 2015 17:33

carticket: Jun 28, 2005; white and gold.

Feral_Shofixti posted:

nerd

The website was just a list of people I wanted elected.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 04:14

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

It's not my first election, but it's the first one I've been following on these forums.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 07:09

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Milk Malk posted:

If biden enters the primary and wins the nom, who does Hillary pick as VP to counter the Biden/Sanders ticket?

Her only move at that point is to sign on as #2 on the Lessig ticket, then ride his constitutional convention into the sun.

# ? Oct 9, 2015 08:00

A Time To Chill: Feb 26, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

It's not my first election, but it's the first one I've been following on these forums.

LF '08 was a hell of a ride

# ? Oct 10, 2015 16:36

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

A Time To Chill posted:

LF '08 was a hell of a ride

paradol ex and the saga of Barack Obama Date Raped My Sister Figuratively Speaking

# ? Oct 12, 2015 02:25

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

paranoid randroid posted:

paradol ex and the saga of Barack Obama Date Raped My Sister Figuratively Speaking

Was that the guy who managed to poo poo his colon out in the shower, or am I thinking of a different degenerate?

# ? Oct 12, 2015 22:43

Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

I have a hard time believing that only one goon has done that.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 00:16

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

paranoid randroid posted:

paradol ex and the saga of Barack Obama Date Raped My Sister Figuratively Speaking

paradol ex was right

# ? Oct 13, 2015 01:47

Kjermzs: Sep 15, 2007

First election here( I'm 29 :/ ) I'm pulling my weight this year and making sure my friends and family vote in the primary. A thing they did not realize was a thing until I pointed it out.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 01:49

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Kjermzs posted:

First election here( I'm 29 :/ ) I'm pulling my weight this year and making sure my friends and family vote in the primary. A thing they did not realize was a thing until I pointed it out.

Congrats on getting yourself and others up to speed. It's incredible how many people in this country have no idea how our political system works. Every individual matters.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 04:42

Otto Von Jizzmark: Dec 27, 2004

34 never voted and never plan to. I sort of follow the elections at times as I wold baseball or football but usually get bored. I honestly dont really care.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:48

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Mr. Powers posted:

The website was just a list of people I wanted elected.

Having a wife is great, it's like getting twice as many votes

# ? Oct 18, 2015 21:49

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

Vox Nihili posted:

Congrats on getting yourself and others up to speed. It's incredible how many people in this country have no idea how our political system works. Every individual matters.

All Lives Matter

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Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Whole Lotta 'Tards Not Getting Things ITF

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