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Holy poo poo they actually expect you to sit through all of this when playing the game? In theory, I mean, since there's no game.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:21 |
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# ¿ May 23, 2024 06:57 |
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"Little history lesson: " All that walking led to more exposition? Is this a visual novel?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:23 |
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This is really the best they could think of doing to fill the time during the SC con?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:31 |
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 23:03 |
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Eonwe posted:It's still a better investment than star citizen No .jpgs? Amateur
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 20:57 |
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Eonwe posted:any investors will get jpgs of any part of me they want Wulf how did you get Eonwe's account?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 20:59 |
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Gestalt Intellect posted:They can't give us a date for when he'll be done. Croberts keeps sending him home because the buttons on his trench coat don't look right and need to be remodeled.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 23:22 |
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An old messageboard Sandi madly stalks her prey Spinning elephant
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 19:25 |
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Matlock Birthmark posted:Okay, it might just be me, but I think these computer peripherals that RSI is shilling look like crap. Wait a sec...
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 20:38 |
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[Second line in two weeks] [Third line estimated 2016]
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 22:48 |
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Erenthal posted:Yeah. I mean, we joke around a lot in the thread, but jesus, come on: I like that they very cleverly cut away from first person whenever a gun is actually being fired because it looks like poo poo. There's like one second of seeing a gun getting fired at 1:14 and it's completely stationary, they just make a muzzle flash appear behind the frozen gun model.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 16:14 |
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hi im BellesBiggerBoobs, and i would like an idris please
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 17:42 |
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 18:02 |
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Ohmygodsquad posted:The way these guys talk about geneva conventions and not attacking medical ships and rep loss makes me wish this game would actually come out so Starfleet Dental could field their medical fleet and neutrally ram people so they'll respawn in the medbay with all the doors locked. All the more reason to never finish the game. If SC were ever finished, goons would just ruin it. As long as it is a dream, the brown sea rules the verse!
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 17:18 |
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Amarcarts posted:I wonder why nobody mentions the fact that it's a little weird to have like 4-6 different companies in 3+ countries to make a videogame. I am way more surprised that a $90m company just flat-out ignored their obligation to file reports with Companies House in the UK. I cannot think of any good reason not to do that unless: a) you don't have accounting records of any kind, or b) you are planning to screw over your investors/generous redditors Frankly, Bootcha, you should have been making frantic all-caps posts four months ago when they weren't posted by the due date, because this is some shady poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 21:05 |
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Really they should create 25 sub-accounts for the referral bonus, then ask for refunds on the 25 accounts once they have their golden idol. Except doing that would be
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 21:37 |
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:Each ship will have a slider between cismale and wolf furry. Will I be able to send people JPEGs of my ship's landing gear freely, or will I have to pay CIG a database
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 20:41 |
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Kimsemus posted:Y'all see that new space game on Steam, Rebel Galaxy? Looks like a fun space game similar to SC, except done, and good. And playable. And released. If it's released, then what's the point? Makes it harder to shitpost about it imo
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 19:26 |
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Since Derek is gone and there hasn't been a colossal CIG gently caress-up recently, can we make fun of the terrible Star Citizen Game Ideas subforum? https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/game-ideas From the first page: I don't know what's wrong with the seven people who voted "yes", but maybe CIG should contact them since they still haven't filed their real-life paperwork.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 21:14 |
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Ohmygodsquad posted:Ooooh, its not a spaceship sim, its SimSpaceship. I've changed my mind, if they turn Star Citizen into this game, I will pledge for a space JPEG:
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 21:30 |
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Mirificus posted:Star Citizens have the best ideas: Interstellar travel should take thousands of years. I should be forced to wait in the captain's chair for the rest of my days, transferring my space JPEGs to my progeny on death so that one day, my children's children can reach the destination and turn in that haulage quest I accepted. At the current rate of progress, only my children's children would get to play the game anyway
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 21:45 |
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Unfunny Poster posted:It still goes on Wait holy gently caress he put his real name on there? And then talked about how he was a real professional Reddit lawyer guy is right, if he's genuinely licensed as something and employed in a related field, this could get really, really awkward for him if DS takes his threats any further. God drat, that's unprofessional.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 00:05 |
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Peven Stan posted:Perhaps the most salient detail that CIG is up to no good has to do with their murky corporate structure and far flung foreign operations. How exactly does CIG and RSI fit together? Why do they have studios in the UK and Germany? I have a feeling if someone bothers to follow the corporate paperwork it'll look something like thi: No need to do Enron fuckery if you just refuse to file your accounts like CIG. It's genius, they don't even need to lie to their stakeholders, they just do their Jedi mind trick of "you don't want to see our financials. Only bad people ask to see financials. You want to buy more ships."
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 00:11 |
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Agrajag posted:what the hell does professional security training even mean?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 00:12 |
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Eonwe posted:did you guys know there is star citizen fanfiction holy gently caress lol I know that there is an entire subforum dedicated to it! https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/star-citizen-role-play That's not the real gold, though. The good poo poo is in the Star Citizen fan art subforum: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/categories/fan-art https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...ithin-the-teams. The pictures in this thread look like something out of a serial killer's basement. I don't even know what some of these are supposed to be.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 20:07 |
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Fish Fry Andy posted:
You're right, I changed my mind, these are very good
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 20:25 |
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Can someone who hasn't been banned or refunded yet please try to save this guy? I really want to see his Derek Smart shops.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 20:55 |
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thanks man!
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 21:01 |
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ShredsYouSay posted:There's videos on his channel with 1 view from two years ago... It's pretty tragic. it's tragic because they're AMAZING
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 21:55 |
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 00:46 |
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DS please be the next OP
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 03:15 |
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DOMDOM posted:i think the single best thing this thread has delivered are the photoshops back on p. 714 If that guy put up his own JPEG kickstarter to compete with croberts', he'd hit his pledge goal in a second
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 13:24 |
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SneakyFrog posted:I CAME BACK FOR FUN You want fun? How about several hundred HILARIOUS star citizen memes? https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/160833/star-citizen-memes
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 13:56 |
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# ¿ May 23, 2024 06:57 |
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natetimm posted:Don't they already have some sort of subscription thing going? Yeah, but you don't get a JPEG or anything else for that, the subscription is just for people who hate having money.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 22:33 |