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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
How the hell did he get the raccoon to exhale enough into the breathalyzer?

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

you squeeze it duh

posted like someone who never done a coonsqueezin of any sort

I was always too gentle and ended up just lightly caressing instead of squeezing :(

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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Nooner posted:

poor raccoon ):

he gonna be rich if he gets the right raccoon lawyer

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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I wish I knew this before I invested in a raccoon farm, was going to sell these guys in little cages as emergency kits for drunks :(

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Husband: going out to meet the guys at the pub, be back by midnight!

Wife: honey make sure you take the raccoon

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