NFL Week 4 TNF: The Dog Whisperer Vs A Elite Quarterback?

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

VERSUS

The ~~3-0~~ 0-3 Ravens are taking on the the noble and stalwart 2-1 Steelers, who are without their valiant starting quarterback after a critical injury last Sunday. Instead, Flacco, an elite? quarterback, is battling the vicious and evil Michael Vick. The Ravens will feature Steve Smith Sr. and ?????? on offense but have a tough (run) defense that may be enough to stall the Roethlisberger-less Steelers if Vick's arm can't overcome the secondary lol. Pittsburgh is relying on an old and worn out Vick but features Antonio Brown, Le'Veon Bell, and a still-good-yet-old-as-gently caress Heath Miller, among others, while their defense is average at best. However, without Big Ben, the game could very well end up a typical slugfest since both these teams loving despise each other.

Can Flacco overcome his own OC to earn that first win?

Will Steelers fans support an evil QB despite their inherent goodness?

Watch the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE to find out.

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Oct 2, 2015

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:48

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# ? May 1, 2024 21:07

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Thread title is triggering me

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:51

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

FizFashizzle posted:

Thread title is triggering me

Good use of "a elite" in title, 8/10 would crowdfund

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:53

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

It only took 10+ years, but CBS finally figured out how to interrupt the local broadcast with a scrolling weather warning without reverting the picture to grainy standard definition

Another #firstworldproblem solved!

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:57

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Ribsauce posted:

It only took 10+ years, but CBS finally figured out how to interrupt the local broadcast with a scrolling weather warning without reverting the picture to grainy standard definition

Another #firstworldproblem solved!

Do you get the annoying siren sound and the fake female computer voice telling you "IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!!!!" every thirty seconds? loving weather.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:59

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Ribsauce posted:

It only took 10+ years, but CBS finally figured out how to interrupt the local broadcast with a scrolling weather warning without reverting the picture to grainy standard definition

Another #firstworldproblem solved!

Standard definition television is worse than Hitler tbh

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:59

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

The

start is the only condition in the universe that could make me root for the Steelers. Get em, Vick!

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:59

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Hopefully Joe Flacco has a good game, and Antonio Brown , Markus Wheaton, Heath Miller, and Deangelo Williams , and the Steelers D dont have a very good game

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:01

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Hopefully Joe Flacco has a good game, and Antonio Brown , Markus Wheaton, Heath Miller, and Deangelo Williams , and the Steelers D dont have a very good game

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3741172&perpage=40&pagenumber=43#pti28

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:02

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

you chose the wrong thread title

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:05

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Gonna be late to the GDT guys, can you hold it down without me

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:05

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Hopefully Joe Flacco has a good game, and Antonio Brown , Markus Wheaton, Heath Miller, and Deangelo Williams , and the Steelers D dont have a very good game

Ravens total offense will be Steve Smith's receiving yards -14 from the running game. How could we go into a season with Kamar Aiken and Marlon Brown in our top 3 WRs three years in a row?

I am actually asking.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:06

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

*snaps fingers* piss and poo poo! yeah yeah! oh, hi. didn't see you there. well i'm not sure what to make of this game, but i hope both teams look very bad, during it

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:06

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Petite Dinklage posted:

Gonna be late to the GDT guys, can you hold it down without me

I'm a elite poster

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:06

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

gently caress the Steelers.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:06

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Gonna be late to the GDT guys, can you hold it down without me

Like the Ravens pass rush tonight, we will fold.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:07

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Ravens total offense will be Steve Smith's receiving yards -14 from the running game. How could we go into a season with Kamar Aiken and Marlon Brown in our top 3 WRs three years in a row?

I am actually asking.

Marlon Brown kicks rear end you philistine

-the guy that went to high school and church with him

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:07

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

WHO'S GONNA BE IN YOUR FANDUEL LINEUP PRIME!?!

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:07

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

That old rear end photo of Joe from FanDuel is hilarious

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:08

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Advertisement for Fanduel pretending to be analysis

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:09

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

AKMoose posted:

The start is the only condition in the universe that could make me root for the Steelers. Get em, Vick!

this.

Tetrix posted:

WHO'S GONNA BE IN YOUR FANDUEL LINEUP PRIME!?!

what now?

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:10

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

old dog child posted:

I'm a elite poster

Let's see the advanced stats

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:11

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

NickRoweFillea posted:

Marlon Brown kicks rear end you philistine

-the guy that went to high school and church with him

Awesome human being and he has a place in my heart for that amazing Vikings game but he's 6'5'' and plays 5'9''.

Anyway, I'm off to work my lovely job in the rain. I just root for SSSr and Flacco to be happy.

Oh, and if James Harrison's spleen bursts that would be cool.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:13

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

JPrime posted:

this.

what now?

Bro. gently caress the steelers for ever and ever. I am concerned that a fellow Cardinals poster is deviating from this state of being.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:14

Parlett316: Dec 6, 2002; Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

Vick gonna do Vick things which means a crazy run and a pick.

34 - 14 steelers

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:14

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

lol yeah im sure pittsburgh is THRILLED vick is starting

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:15

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Mike Vick:

And they show no highlights from last week.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:16

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

merry vickmas

:vick:

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:19

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

I think it's funnier right now if the Ravens lose so go Vick.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:19

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

haljordan posted:

Do you get the annoying siren sound and the fake female computer voice telling you "IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!!!!" every thirty seconds? loving weather.

The siren probably broke since it has been raining 5 straight days with 3 more on deck. I think we will have a foot of rain in 7 days when it is all over.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:20

weas: Jul 22, 2007; Tougher than the
toughest tough guy

Who is Vick's backup for when he gets hurt?

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:20

hobbez: Mar 1, 2012; Don't care. Just do not care. We win, you lose. You do though, you seem to care very much

I'm going to go ride my mountain bike, later nerds.

Help me and my friends make a drinking game for this game.

"Drink every time _____________"

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Michael Vick completes a pass.. to the other team.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:21

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

hobbez posted:

Help me and my friends make a drinking game for this game.

"Drink every time _____________"

There's a commercial

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:22

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Ramadu posted:

Bro. gently caress the steelers for ever and ever. I am concerned that a fellow Cardinals poster is deviating from this state of being.

True, but watching Vick clown all over the Ravens and them falling to 0-4 would be pretty amusing.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:23

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Ok this conehead commerical is funny

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:23

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

hobbez posted:

Help me and my friends make a drinking game for this game.

"Drink every time _____________"

FANDUEL

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:23

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

go stillers. bury the idiot ravens

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:23

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

I Like Mike (Vick)

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:24

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# ? May 1, 2024 21:07

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

hobbez posted:

"Drink, every time."

# ? Oct 2, 2015 01:24

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