NFL Week 4 TNF: The Dog Whisperer Vs A Elite Quarterback?

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Those Steelers fans were so loving cringeworthy.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Every week, I get my hopes up that there will be football on Thursday until I see who's playing... :toot:

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:35

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Codependent Poster posted:

Simms you moron they just said they didn't sub

Thank you, I was in the other room listening and I thought I must have missed something but no, Simms is just dumb.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Madcosby posted:

we never went back to that Hardees, or back to any Hardees, I suppose. It closed shop like a year later. We still joke about being "the burger boys" but try not to think about why they were so amazed

That sounds like a memory your brain formed to protect you from having to deal with being molested behind a Hardees or something. loving weird.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Codependent Poster posted:

"Those burger boys want another helping!"

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:02

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

A sweaty, drunken Ben Roethlisberger staggers out of a Hardee's restroom. He looks around wildly while fumbling with his belt and zipper. "Looks like you got yourself a couple a 'berger boys in there!" he shouts towards the register while gesturing at the restroom he has just exited.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:10

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Serious question: Why do goons seem to hate Hardee's/Carl's Jr so much? It's priced the same as McDonalds/Burger King/Jack n the Box and the food's way better.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:28

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bad Moon posted:

Hardees is NOT better than Mcdonalds and I hate Micky Ds

I eat McDonald's value menu when I want to feel disgusted with myself for less than $5 but gently caress anything on their regular menu. The Big Mac is a joke compared to the Big Carl.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:32

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

AggressivelyStupid posted:

PUT EM IN A DRESS!!!

I agree 100%.

Not because I think the game is pussified but because I really want to see manly football men playing in their grandma's Sunday best.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 02:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

axeil posted:

One of the two good TNF games ever. Along with uh...

Are you including BOMP's dream predicted overtime safety in the Dolphins/Bengals game?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Flacco?

More like Joe Sacko! Am I rite?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This loving game.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Oh, thank god they worked breast cancer awareness into the OT coin flip.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kalli posted:

On one side you got a healthy titty, on the other side cancer, call it in the air.

You gotta call the flip in the air. Biggie or Smalls?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:27

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This game has everything.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jesus loving Christ.

I don't even know what the gently caress anymore.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 04:43

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