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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I Like Mike (Vick)

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Feb 14, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

oh and happy pink month

They seem to have toned it down a lot.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Well that was an ominous start.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Steelers look like the other PA team right now

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Feb 14, 2006

JPrime posted:

What color ribbons do we get for ball cancer support?

Blue.

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Feb 14, 2006

JPrime posted:

When did Vick start going by "Mike"?

After prison. Seriously.

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Feb 14, 2006

Athanatos posted:

What would it take to kill TNF?

Wednesday night football

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Feb 14, 2006
Good use of that song from Footloose imo

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Feb 14, 2006

Alaois posted:

what the gently caress Vick isn't even wearing 7 what is this horseshit

Its 2 now cuz the steeerlrs always go for 2

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
My cousin got married at the carnegie natural history museum. The wedding photos were by dinosaurs. It owned.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
TNR is so lovely we don't even get truck commercials. Instead its for conversion fans. Smh

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Feb 14, 2006

Quiet Feet posted:

"the four of us, we never miss a game. we're not poor like the rest of you fuckers."

Remember the super bowl club ads? Remember how they aired those ads during the worst financial crisis in modern history? That was fun.

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Feb 14, 2006

Piggles posted:

Ok, so what do I get at Hardee's Jr.?

Diarrhoea

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Feb 14, 2006
Steelers run defense is bad.

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Feb 14, 2006

Ribsauce posted:

How many Thursday Night Football games have been good? Does it average to 2 a year?

More like 2 ever. I can't even think of one off the top of my head.

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Feb 14, 2006

Madcosby posted:

we never went back to that Hardees, or back to any Hardees, I suppose. It closed shop like a year later. We still joke about being "the burger boys" but try not to think about why they were so amazed

You should name change to "the burger boys" imo

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:laffo: that was a dumb play

Oh my god more fucjing ads? I don't want to watch your lovely shows CBS

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Feb 14, 2006

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

Rename thread "A Heaping Helping Of The Burger Boys"

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Feb 14, 2006

Madcosby posted:

The closest we ever got to returning to that Hardees was when my same friend stepped on a barbed 3 prong fishing hook. There was a small medical clinic next door and it was easy for us to get to from where we were, so he basically hopped on one foot to it.

While we were waiting to see a doctor inside, the nurse approached my friend, looked at his foot, looked at him, then, in the most southern drawl ever said "yooouurrre dead". We just froze, looked at eachother, and I said "it's just a fishing hook?" The nurse replied "Youre dead. You're dead? Youre mom and your dead? What's their names?"

Uhhhh... OK then.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

They did another one with a chick.

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Feb 14, 2006

Quiet Feet posted:

I like seeing Big Ben in street clothes. He looks kinda glazed and doughy like some kind of animated meat pie.

Perhaps like...a burger boy?

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Feb 14, 2006
The most TNF play

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Feb 14, 2006

MonsterWalk posted:

Jesus, this thread is moving slower than Joe Flacco.

Last week's was slower. But that was because the forums were dying.

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Feb 14, 2006
Uh if the walk does what gravity did for outer space does that mean we're gonna see idiots trying to walk across the twin towers? Might be a bit of a problem there...

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Oh vick....

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Feb 14, 2006

old dog child posted:

i guess you'd have to be an idiot to try to walk across the twin towers these days

I dunno walking across a pile of rubble is pretty easy.

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Feb 14, 2006

computer parts posted:

I forgot about Jurassic World until just now

It was a good movie. Dinosaurs ate people and did cool stuff.

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Feb 14, 2006

Roger Craig posted:

Promo code sandwich

A burger is a type of sandwich

When you think about it, a taco is a sandwich too.

There's lots of sandwiches out there.

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Feb 14, 2006

Yomofo posted:

How is Fan Duel legal when online poker is banned in the USA?

Fantasy sports were exempt from the bill banning online poker.

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Feb 14, 2006

Petite Dinklage posted:

It had the good looking girl who isn't jessica chastain but looks like her

She looked really familiar but didn't at the same time. It was confusing. Also she walked through the jungle in heels which is just...come on man.

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Feb 14, 2006

Malloreon posted:

it was a really bad movie.

Of course, the original came out when I was 12 and it was the best thing ever.

There was 0 chance the new one would be within 2 orders of magnitude as good, and it wasn't.

Thats because you are old and jaded and hate fun.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Petite Dinklage posted:

She's Bryce Dallas Howard, Ron Howard's daughter. She had to make a big deal about how she is NOT Jessica Chastain

:aaa: holy poo poo the whole Ron Howard's daughter thing in the new season of arrested makes way more sense now. Thats hilarious, especially since I was convinced she was Isla Fisher at first.

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Feb 14, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

aren't we all

True, true. I just express my jadedness by watching bad football on Thursday nights.

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Feb 14, 2006

Roger Craig posted:

I see scratched off lotto tickets on the ground all the time where just the tiny numerical code in the corner is scratched off indicating if the ticket is a winner. These people spend $5-20 per ticket and dont even try to enjoy scratching off the whole thing

I hate scratch tickets because the sound of scratching off the ticket makes me cringe. Its like nails on a chalkboard.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Why would you ban crutches at the sideline?

Because if you have crutches you're not A TOUGH STILLER FOOTBAW PLAYER

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Holy poo poo it's half time already? This game is flying by

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Feb 14, 2006

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i was in the field working today and went to carl's jr and it was actually for some reason like $2-3 more expensive than normal. must have just been a bullshit carls jr.

Carl's sr. perhaps?

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Feb 14, 2006

Ribsauce posted:

We still bet on the autistic games when they happen, but it will never top the first time. My friend was standing up there screaming TEN IS KILLING EM, LOOK AT HER!!! COME ON REF...

yep he yelled at the refs during the special olympics halftime show.

Wanna hang out with your friend.

Do you actually watch the special Olympics and bet on it now?

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Feb 14, 2006
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Feb 14, 2006

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Seeing a mobile QB in a Steelers uniform is causing the Ravens D to melt lol

The Specter of Kordell Stewert Haunts These Lands

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