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it's really hosed up that god had to design a butthole. like, why not just not make poop a thing, man? you have the power. |
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Oct 2, 2015 06:04
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big angel: i can throw a football really far. i dont have to shower unless i want to god: hmmm
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Oct 2, 2015 06:04
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god: hair. I'm going to put hair on everything. armpits, monkeys, kiwis, Japanese ghosts, everything. hair.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:06
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adam: uh hey god so we ate that apple you told us not to god: that's so.... bad. ~sig~ |
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ron color posted:big angel: i can throw a football really far. i dont have to shower unless i want to
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Oct 2, 2015 06:08
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God: let's have them just shoot goo into a hole that is also filled with goo. Angel: that's...that's awkward. God: yeah and I'm going to make them want to do it like...all the time lol |
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Oct 2, 2015 06:09
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priest: god hates the rear end. dont even think about it god: um yep. oh yeah haha priest: youre going to hell if you use your rear end god: hahahaha
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Oct 2, 2015 06:11
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:adam: uh hey god so we ate that apple you told us not to god: i love this apple poo poo. It makes me feel so... bad. |
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Oct 2, 2015 06:16
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god making a monkey: yesss. this is good angel: that's enough.....too far
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Oct 2, 2015 06:17
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god: If some of them like dookie stuff, whatever... don't tell me you've never wanted to experiment. angel: but father, we don't even have dookie up here. god: *blank stare, eyes wide, pointing at earth* |
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Oct 2, 2015 06:19
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angel: wow that's really good. really really good. it's perfect God: I'm just going to- angel: don't God: make this thing- angel: no it's good the way it is God: there haha awesome angel: I guess every artist really does go through a dick phase
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Oct 2, 2015 06:20
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God, excited: I made this! angel: gross what is it God: I call it a poop. now check this out angel: ugh that's horrible what is it God: it's like a poop, but invisible. I call it a fart angel: you're nasty God: farts are like angels for poops
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Oct 2, 2015 06:24
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god: you know how we have this perfected human form, all one contiguous thing, whole and perfect, animated by its own will alone angel, cautiously: yeah god: well what if we did a whole...inside part, full of incredibly weird polyps that need slurry from mashed up stuff to work, and they're all pink and purple and glisteny and constantly leaking stuff angel: oh no god: but get this...the human needs the stuff angel: please stop
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Oct 2, 2015 06:25
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Lil Cunty posted:God, excited: I made this! lol |
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Oct 2, 2015 06:26
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Oct 2, 2015 06:26
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Hick Magnet posted:god: If some of them like dookie stuff, whatever... don't tell me you've never wanted to experiment. Lil Cunty posted:angel: wow that's really good. really really good. it's perfect
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Oct 2, 2015 06:30
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lucifer, Light Bearer, the Morningstar: so, bottom half of the body...the hands are real good. im thinking we just do them again god: actually i had an idea about this, what came to me is, what about a weird, junked up hand instead. it is all scrunched up and the fingers dont do poo poo. it smells too and lucifer: (holding head in hands with shoulders extremely tense)
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Oct 2, 2015 06:40
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angel: hey we've been working on the design for the first human i got all the sketches and blueprints and stuff and tzazomatiel next door has a clay sculpture as a model if you want to go take a look god: *drawing with crayons* its ok guys i got this
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Oct 2, 2015 06:52
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Lil Cunty posted:god: hair. I'm going to put hair on everything. armpits, monkeys, kiwis, Japanese ghosts, everything. hair. angel: my arms are perfect. they come to the shoulder but dont stop there god: (thats it) angel: i flex my arms and its like flexing all of my muscles. muscles that could destroy the angel bank or the angel theater-- god: (ill make a gross little pit where the arms stop. i love it) angel: --but i would Never do that. god: (this is gonna be awesome) angel: my arms go on forever
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Oct 2, 2015 06:56
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God, starting at the top and working his way down: hair, sweat, snot, spit, hair, sweat, lumps, hair, yuck, lol, SWEAT, hair, knobs, sweat, crud
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Oct 2, 2015 07:14
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god: im going to send my son to earth angel: cool god: hes going to be really wise and work miracles and stuff angel: hell yeah god: hes going to save all of mankind angel: rock on god: hes going to look like this  angel: dude no
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Oct 2, 2015 07:18
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God: BEHOLD! MOLES angel: that looks like a big rubbery cocoa puff with like a hair growing out God: MY OPUS
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Oct 2, 2015 07:19
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TWIST FIST posted:god: im going to send my son to earth
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TWIST FIST posted:god: im going to send my son to earth the gross god thread is really good, everyone |
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TWIST FIST posted:god: im going to send my son to earth
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Oct 2, 2015 07:32
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God, muttering, staring at his shoes. Angel: "Alright. What's the deal. You've been moping for longer than it took you to make the Earth." God: "I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. Like... nevermind, you won't understand *sigh*" Angel: "No, seriously, lay it on me, let's hear it. It can't be worse than this poo poo you already made." God: "Well, I was looking at eyeballs, and I thought, 'Isn't it weird that nothing eats people's eyeballs?' So I started some sketches, and, turns out there's a lot of great designs for that. Like tons." *picks up magical heaven manilla folder, spills thousands of designs on desk* Angel stares blankly at them. God: "Yeah, I thought of all kinds of things like this. Like this guy eats eyeballs, he's a type of tiny worm. This guy coils up under people's skin, it causes crazy itching! It's great. This one creates lifelong debilitating fatigue, and is carried by an almost unnoticeable little insect that bites people constantly to drink their blood. It's really something. There's no cure or anything either. People just stay sick LOL" Angel: "What's the point of this though?? Why are you..." God: "These guys burrow tunnels through human hearts as a part of their life cycle. This one will completely clog their intestines if they reproduce to the point of both the human and all the nematodes dying. These little suckers just gestate inside a little pouch of skin, before worming their way out as they mature. This an amoeba that replicates like CRAZY inside a human brain. And this dude? Seriously, its this large fish that just specifically jumps in the urethra of animals that gets near it. And it's barbed -- almost impossible to get out of there without mega-trauma. Isn't that crazy awesome??' Angel: "NO! IT'S AWFUL! WHY DO YOU WANT TO SABOTAGE YOUR OWN CREATIONS?? THIS IS LIKE, 1/10th OF ALL THE ANIMALS YOU HAVE DESIGNED SO FAR ON THIS DESK AND THEY SOLELY EXIST TO gently caress UP THE EXISTING 90%!! WHY DO WE WANT THIS STUFF LIVING SOLELY TO DESTROY THE REST OF THE STUFF WE MADE?? " God, sulking: "Come on, man. Eye worms need love too. I thought you were more open-minded than this." |
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god is a big bully if you think about it
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god, swirlying lucifer: you know this is fun and all but how can i make this grosser
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Lil Cunty posted:God, excited: I made this! God: and guess what else Angel: ................... God, biting bottom lip, arching eyebrows expectantly Angel: ...............what God: you can set em on FIRE Angel: Do you know if Vishnu is hiring ---------------- |
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Oct 2, 2015 09:58
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god: hey lucy check this out its a dung beetle: it eats poo poo! lucifer: better to reign in hell than deal with this
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Wertjoe posted:God: let's have them just shoot goo into a hole that is also filled with goo. ron color posted:god making a monkey: yesss. this is good Lil Cunty posted:God: BEHOLD! MOLES |
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Oct 2, 2015 10:37
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TWIST FIST posted:god: im going to send my son to earth
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Oct 2, 2015 10:47
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angel: *points at dads* what the heck are these? God: *hides tighty whities behind back* IM NOT DONE YET |
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*god gazing lovingly down at a trash dump* drat i'm good
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Oct 2, 2015 13:14
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god: hey check this out *makes a horse* god's crush: w-wow, that's beautiful god: heh yeah, no big deal, watch this *puts a hump on the horses back" god's crush: ...wait what are you doing no god: hehehehe *puts a second hump on the horse* god's crush: ugh you're always like this stop |
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On the second day, God created the sea. And the angels did say, "Nice, nice, very majestic." But by the fifth day, God was already bored with the sea. And He said unto the angels, "behold:" and the angels did recoil at the sight, and truly, the smell of this new creation. And they did wonder what had gotten into Him, but they did not question Him, for He is the LORD. |
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god: drat, volcanos are awesome. i really knocked it out of the park with that one. gabriel: truly, Lord. i am in awe of their beauty and power. god, not listening: yeah yeah... flesh volcanos. my gift to man. gabriel: w.. what? Lord, they're too b- god: yeah. yeah! HELL YES! we doing this. gotta break out the good clay for this. i call them.. zits gabriel: you made us with an ever lasting love for you, bereft of free will, but somehow i've come to hate you Qwerinty fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Oct 2, 2015 ---------------- |
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