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god: you know how we have this perfected human form, all one contiguous thing, whole and perfect, animated by its own will alone
angel, cautiously: yeah
god: well what if we did a whole...inside part, full of incredibly weird polyps that need slurry from mashed up stuff to work, and they're all pink and purple and glisteny and constantly leaking stuff
angel: oh no
god: but get this...the human needs the stuff
angel: please stop
moses: if any man among you becomes unclean because of a nocturnal emission, then he shall go outside the camp. He shall not come inside the camp, but when evening comes, he shall bathe himself in water, and as the sun sets, he may come inside the camp.
god: let's not get carried away here
moses: you shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it. And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement.
god: uh no wait--
moses: because the Lord your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and to give up your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy, so that he may not see anything indecent among you and turn away from you
god: you will Never leave this desert
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