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Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Liberal neo-colonialism, dissolve yourself in it, dissolve yourself in us, lower yourself into us, COMPLETE UUUUS

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Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Mofabio posted:

A bit late for Columbus Day, but I do like the story of Magellan meeting Lapu-Lapu:


It ended about as happily as it could have, because now Magellan's head is in a Filipino village somewhere.

It also puts this thread in perspective: the Conquistadors were offering eternal salvation. What'd the OP offer again?

In time, the smartest of their number will be declared Prime Minister of the forest and poured into a navy blue suit. G20 members will pose for a photo shoot in the traditional garments of his people

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