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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

My favorites are, Railroad Tycoon 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon, and Transport Tycoon.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Like this post if seeing movies like There Will Be Blood and such always get you pumped to play TTD or a similar game.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Bolverkur posted:

i really want a new jurassic park tycoon that's good

The one on GBA is kind of epic.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


If this doesn't grab you I don't know what will.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


This would look awesome if it wasn't in Chinese.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

DICKHEAD posted:

"Leading Company" by Koei. You run a VCR company

Sounds epic.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

Having a good time with me free copy of Theme Hospital.. how do I keep my staff from demanding a pay raise every other day.

Murder them.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

You shouldnt do anything ironically. Just one Christian posters opinion.

I actually had an unironic enjoyable time playing 18+ games BoneTown and BoneCraft ironically .

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I would even say BoneTown is likely the best designed XXX game ever made and a decent GTAish parody/homage in it's own right.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

"Awesome fuckfest."
              -Hustler


lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I just purchased the game using Amazon Payments.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Actually I purchased the bundle deal which is 60 dollars for a savings of 10.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

While I was taking this screenshot:



One of those DLC things popped up as a severe virus thanks to Windows Defender. lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I just wanted to show off the Episode One patch featuring WeeWee Herman but I figured it was worth seeing the SPECIAL SEXBOTS Deluxe Edition DLC or w/e.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

You go to Ron Jeremy's mansion in BoneTown and talk to him and you can have sex with his many sex slaves.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I also got charged for it twice. Wonderful.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Well Net Cafe Scandal, if I can't easily make them reverse one of the charges then it will be your lucky day and you can be the proud owner of a copy of both BoneTown and BoneCraft.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

While searching their site for a support form I found that they have a porn portal website but it's made with videos from the game and every video is named like you find on a real porn portal.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Amazon is telling me that D-Dub only charged me for the order whose activation keys I used. If I get charged for the other one I'll send you the codes on steam but if not I probably have to be on the up in up about it.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Despite this huge mess it was kind of fun installing this stuff because I haven't installed anything with a like circa <2004 install wizard in years and it also has a patch.exe which I definitely haven't done since I graduated high school and blew the money my grandma gave me for college on a gaming rig and started using Steam, at the very least.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Man I feel really weird about talking seriously with the Support Guy about their game where a redneck space marine and his crew of personalities that resemble Arnold Schwarzenegger, George W Bush, Macho Man Randy Savage, Bill Paxton and Scotty from Star Trek have sex with thousands of robots, orcs, elves, and other life forms.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

"It burns when I PVP!" -- Bill Paxton character

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

During a mission where you have to cornhole 10 BBW Orcs the main character says if he manages to cornhole more BBW orc's buttholes than the bill paxton guy then he knows bill paxton is gay for sure. To which the guy says But don't gay guys also like to gently caress people's asses. And the main character says You would know that wouldn't you son.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Then you go to an Elf village and all the male elves are gigantic flaming homos who keep saying in south park gay guy voices "YOU'RE the faggots!" and other closeted things to say and they shoot you with rainbows that stuns you for like 5 seconds straight while your trying to bone the elf chicks.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Oh I forgot you can unlock Beavis & Butthead as voices for your crew.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The Elf Headmaster desperately insists he's, quote, "as straight as a huge, uncut log in the black wirey forest" and "loves chicks if their dressed right".

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The guy voicing him IIRC is the guy who voices Optimus Prime and some Starcraft 2 guy.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I also forgot that this game, unlike BoneTown, has pretty much the most infuriating combat I've ever seen.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

No but the devs released the modding kit for it in 2012 but no one actually did anything with it.

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