Trouble at Dogwarts

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GEExCEE

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:08

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# ? May 5, 2024 05:36

bog pixie

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:15

weird: by zen death robot

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

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# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:16

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

lol

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:18

i am he

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:19

landy.

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 00:34

the unabonger

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 03:05

joke_explainer

wow... such chamber... much requirement... wow

# ? Oct 5, 2015 05:51

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 06:32

ron color

sorcerer's bone

# ? Oct 5, 2015 07:32

ron color

the prisoner of minivan

# ? Oct 5, 2015 07:36

GEExCEE

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

lol

# ? Oct 5, 2015 12:51

bog pixie

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

# ? Oct 5, 2015 13:16

google THIS

both of the quidditch teams and all of the spectators race around the quidditch field, excitedly shouting "ball! ball!" over and over again. dumbledoge just shakes his head. "every fuckin' time."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:12

smoobles

10 treats to sniffindoor

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# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:14

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Looks like we lost another defence against the dark barks professor this year

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:19

google THIS

who's a good Boy Who Lived? who's a good Boy Who Lived?

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:21

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

- What are those?
- They're walruses, Harry. You has their bucket!

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:22

fuck. marry. t-rex

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:25

google THIS

hairy: (holds his paws out as if showing something off)

ruff fleasley: what are you doing, hairy?

hairy: INVISIBLE CLOAK

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:27

Piso Mojado

GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."

# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:50

GEExCEE

smoobles posted:

10 treats to sniffindoor

# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:23

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

haha

Thanks gibb3h!

# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:40

google THIS

puggles

# ? Oct 5, 2015 15:40

railroad terror: choo choo

smoobles posted:

10 treats to sniffindoor

# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:32

dogcrash truther

smoobles posted:

10 treats to sniffindoor

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

# ? Oct 5, 2015 16:46

social vegan

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

drat

# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:29

Bwee

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

# ? Oct 5, 2015 21:30

i am he

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

# ? Oct 6, 2015 01:41

google THIS

ron color posted:

the prisoner of minivan

oh now I get it

# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:00

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

google THIS posted:

who's a good Boy Who Lived? who's a good Boy Who Lived?

fuckin lol

# ? Oct 6, 2015 03:56

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Is there a minivan meme out there? Idgi

# ? Oct 6, 2015 08:42

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

DeepQantas posted:

Is there a minivan meme out there? Idgi

minivan sounds like azkaban. dog takes a ride in minivan, is now prisoner of minivan.

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# ? Oct 6, 2015 11:26

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Sometimes dogs are left in the minivan while the owner goes to the supermarket, or the wandmaker.

Thanks gibb3h!

# ? Oct 6, 2015 14:32

google THIS

"master has given doggy a shoe!"

"no! I just bought those! abada kedogra!"

# ? Oct 6, 2015 15:12

dogcrash truther

google THIS posted:

who's a good Boy Who Lived? who's a good Boy Who Lived?

# ? Oct 6, 2015 18:55

dogcrash truther

Harry POtter and the Sorcerer's/PHilosopher's Dog
Harry potter and the chamber of dogs
Harry potter and the prisoner of dogs
Harry Potter and the goblet of dogs
Harry Potter and the ORder of the Dogs
Harry Potter and the Half-BLood Dog
Harry Potter and the Deathly Dog

# ? Oct 6, 2015 18:58

tao of lmao

The Hunger Games Mockingdog

# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:00

smoobles

dogcrash truther posted:

Harry POtter and the Sorcerer's/PHilosopher's Dog
Harry potter and the chamber of dogs
Harry potter and the prisoner of dogs
Harry Potter and the goblet of dogs
Harry Potter and the ORder of the Dogs
Harry Potter and the Half-BLood Dog
Harry Potter and the Deathly Dog

drat... all of these jokes check out

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# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:06

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# ? May 5, 2024 05:36

GEExCEE

She's a breed we've never seen before, nothing like it matches the records we have... She is... Difurgent

# ? Oct 6, 2015 19:47

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