GEExCEE posted:

Dumbledoge rose as Hairy Pawtter opened the door to his secret chamber. "Ah," he barked, "I see you have found my memery. This is where I keep all my fondest and rarest memes. I have many memories of days I've spent here, looking at the funniest quips of yesteryear. This is a first edition 'oh you' jpeg... This was the most viewed 'unimpressed firehydrant' image macro of 2013. But I digress... These memes are under peril, Hairy. The Dark Lord Voldemeowrt's power grows by the day. By 2020, more than forty percent of internet memes will be cat based. Dogwarts will be forced to shutter its doors. Did you know that over 90% of our funding comes from internet ad revenue? Neither did I until the board told me yesterday."