- Metapod
- Mar 18, 2012
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Why I'm Sad: The Browns are bad and continue to be bad.
Likes:
1. Good QBs
2. Simple D scheme
3. Cool Offensive Coordinator
Dislikes:
1.The Steelers
2. Bad O-Lines
3. Old, Busted WRs
Team: The Houston Texans
Why I'm Sad: The grandest experiment in taking in former Patriots yet
Likes:
1. Pass rush
2. Offense that isn't excruciating to watch
3. Good QBs
Dislikes:
1. Constant screens and draws on 3rd and long
2. Loudmouth coaches
3. Gingers
Team: Cleveland Browns
Why I'm Sad: (Give a brief synopsis of why your team makes you sad.)
You know, I love going to the muni lot, and I love the family-friends connection I have with this team. I hate the team itself though. I hate the fact that ever since Butch Davis went mental they've tried to do this Bill Belichick circa 1992 poo poo with running the ball and stopping the run. No one in the loving NFL does this any more, not even Bill Belichick himself.
The loving team REFUSES to draft playmakers and has made it this grand lovely tradition of drafting offensive and defensive lineman with our first picks. So while other teams get the Julio Jones's of the world? we get stuck with some lovely offensive lineman that doesn't do a single drat thing
I cheer for this team also partially out of spite. A lot of the idiots in the greater akron-canton-kent region have given up on the Browns because they have a weaker disposition for bad football than I do. The teams they now follow is the Steelers. These are people that have never set foot in the state of Pennsylvania, have probably never even been to Sheetz let a lone Primanti Bros, yet they have the loving nerve to brag about their titles to my face all the loving time.
I love my stupid team, but they really need to adopt a fast paced passing offense and make it playmaker based.
Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.)
1. History
2. Passing oriented offense.
3. Decently cool looking jerseys/merchandise. (I'm in the market for a new hoodie to wear.)
Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.)
1. Steelers
2. Ravens
3. Bengals
To add? My dad bought two shares of Packers stock when they went public so I'm really, really tempted to go follow them a lot more closely than I have in the past. He's said the rights would be mine when he's done with them and he said that I could even go to the shareholders meeting on his behalf sometime. (we've recieved stuff in the mail for this). I realize the whole "Stock" tihng is kind of bullshit but it's kind of a fun excuse for me to follow them
My youth football team growing up was also named the Packers, and I think they could perhaps be a good fit if there's any packers goons who want to get me into them
Team: Buffalo Bills
Why I'm Sad: (Give a brief synopsis of why your team makes you sad.)
A totally new football fan. Picked the Bills cuz I like underdogs. What I wasn't anticipating was Rex Ryan's Penalty Showcase.
Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.)
1. Underdogs
2. Cool merch
3. Passing-based O
Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.)
1. The Patriots
2. The Dolphins
3. Penalties
Reversal of fortune! You are now a Titans fan!
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- Metapod
- Mar 18, 2012
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I can't get around my Bears brainwashing, but I'd take an AFC team
Team: Chicago Bears
Why I'm Sad: The Bears are currently in the middle of a fire sale/rebuild, and I've never significantly followed football outside of the NFC North, so it might be fun to follow an AFC team.
Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.)
1. Good defense crushing the pocket
2. Good coaching
3. Winning
Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.)
1. Cheaters/asterisks
2. Interceptions, offensive gently caress ups
3. Cheeseheads (I know, NFC North, but I still hate them)
3a. Players who are lovely people (eg. Suh)
Reversal of fortune! You are now a Titans fan!
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Oct 6, 2015 03:55
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- Metapod
- Mar 18, 2012
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Why wasn't this thread around for me last year? I kinda like the Titans now!
For real, though, I'm just waiting for a team to move to LA so I can do my typical, "Go LA Team," thing besides being a Titans fan.
They won't bring you the joy you are seeking
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Oct 6, 2015 05:14
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- Metapod
- Mar 18, 2012
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Team: Tennessee Titans
Why I'm Sad: Allowing for the contraction of the AFC South for the good of the world.
Likes:
1. Funslinging
2. Pretty, bright flamboyant colored jerseys
3. Los Angeles, though not necessarily other teams in California. In fact, not at all.
4. Underdogs
Dislikes:
1. Dallas Cowboys
2. poo poo quarterbacking
3. Establishing the run in a really lovely way
You get the Saskatchewan Roughriders
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- Metapod
- Mar 18, 2012
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I'm taking the zona bandwagon as my 2nd team because only they understand the pain of whiz
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