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Hello! My name is MonsterWalk and I'm a fan of a bad team. As a fan of a bad team I can tell you that football season is a lovely mix of cowardly hope and accelerating despair. This year, I'd like to do something about it and I'd also like to help you! I know you. You don't have a team or wish you didn't. Maybe your QB is broken or maybe your o-line couldn't stop Eric LeGrand or maybe you're just a Cheifs fan, whatever. I know the pain you're feeling. You still want to root for your team but you also want to invest in good football. It's ok. It's natural. Who can help? What can we do? We can find you a Foster Team. With a little help from your friends: TFFF. (The Football Funhouse Fosters) A Foster Team. would be your secondary NFL team. An NFL Mistress, if you will. Consider this the NFL version of "Ashley Medison" without all the Duggaring. You'll still begrudgingly love and passionlessly root for your main team but you'll have a new, hot Foster Team. Here's how it works: 1.) Post your vitals in the thread like so: Team: Why I'm Sad: (Give a brief synopsis of why your team makes you sad.) Likes: (List three things you love. Ex: Great D, Fast WRs, The Color Green.) 1. 2. 3. Dislikes: (List three things that you hate. Ex: Weak Secondary, Fumbles, Alex Smith.) 1. 2. 3. 2.) One of our local TFFFers will quote your post and offer their team as a foster for the week. They'll tell you a bit about their team and tell you why their team is a great fit for you! 3.)The Foster Fan will watch a game that week and report back to the thread, reflecting on their experience. 4.) Either Adoption or back to step 1! C'mon, TFF! Help the less football fortunate, Foster A Fan today!
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Team: Why I'm Sad: The Browns are bad and continue to be bad. Likes: 1. Good QBs 2. Simple D scheme 3. Cool Offensive Coordinator Dislikes: 1.The Steelers 2. Bad O-Lines 3. Old, Busted WRs
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:Congratulations you are now an Arizona Cardinals fan. Join the bandwagon before it fills up, the road to 18-1 begins now. SOLD! I'm an Arizona Cardinals Fan this week! I'm excited to root for the unholy, unnatural re-surging Carson Palmer and smooth Koach Kangol.
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Oct 5, 2015 17:31
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Ehud posted:think I'll just kill myself instead A viable third option!
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Oct 5, 2015 17:32
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Cavauro posted:It is a shame to see [A 'THE BROWNS' FAN] root for the Steelers coordinator and his Steelers West Football Club no matter the cost. good luck He has been baptized and redeemed in the Arizona Wastes. He is pure.
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Oct 5, 2015 18:16
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:The Bengals bandwagon is closed. No one else is allowed to root for them Aw, shucks! They look like they'll be very good this year. I think there is still room for a Chiefs fan or two.
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Oct 6, 2015 00:14
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R.D. Mangles posted:look at the sad chumps in this thread who aren't going to ride their lovely dumpster rear end legacy kid ruined once-proud rust belt poo poo factory teams into an early grave while never seeing a franchise loving quarterback in their lives, you cowards, you punks, burn the whole loving thing Agreed. Welcome Lions Fans!!!
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