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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Foster-A-Fan: Help Teamless Fans and Fans of Bad Teams Find Football Haven
 
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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Tempest_56 posted:

Team: Buffalo Bills
Why I'm Sad: They don't really make me sad, they make me angry. I need a second team to turn to when I can no longer watch due to the insane penalties/half the team is injured again/forgot how to offense. This previously was Cleveland but I have realized I don't hate myself nearly enough to be a Bills/Browns fan.

Likes:
1. Playmaking D (sacks and picks for days! So what if we gave up 500 yards?)
2. The term 'scrappy underdog'
3. Good special teams

Dislikes:
1. The Patriots. Seriously, gently caress the Patriots.
2. One-note offenses
3. Cement-footed pocket QBs

You should be a fan of the Seattle Seahawks. Our defense makes big plays especially with Kam back. We also hate the Patriots, our offense features Lynch, Wilson and Graham. And Russell Wilson is anything but cement footed.

Tyler Lockett got special teams player of the month with a punt and kick return for TDs.

I wouldn't say we're scrappy underdogs though.

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