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IMB
Jan 8, 2005
How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?

MECHARL WINSLOW posted:

Summit Ice's logo is a little familiar.





Oh my god haahahhahahahahahahha

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Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
Good chuckle, but it feels like a bit of a reach.

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
http://kingsroadmerch.com/summit-ice/view/?id=8429

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Found the Toy Factory segment thanks to the op, I think that is pretty much all you need to sell anyone on the show. :allears:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


He's been saying that he had to physically prepare for the finale for 7 months in interviews lately. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that it's related to the Jelq magazine pic in the op.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Coaaab posted:

Good chuckle, but it feels like a bit of a reach.
Totally reaching. I was rewinding just to see if I could make out hidden imagery in the logo but it simply isn't there without fanfiction invention!

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

NESguerilla posted:

He's been saying that he had to physically prepare for the finale for 7 months in interviews lately. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that it's related to the Jelq magazine pic in the op.
That's from Jon Benjamin Has A Van. :)

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



MECHARL WINSLOW posted:

Summit Ice's logo is a little familiar.





OMG I'm dying. I'm dead now.

Just like the six million Jews.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007





learn more facts at: ]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust

text editor fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Oct 26, 2015

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
"Summit Ice. Deny Nothing"

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

TheRationalRedditor posted:

What a great triple-shot episode. The baffled store owner was great and that rabbi was a kook. That interactive oven display, lmao


Illinois Smith posted:

The nice thing about shooting in LA is that it's easy to find people in all professions who really want to be on camera, like last episode's therapist.

I'd like to think the rabbi was as big of a troll as Nathan and went along for the ride to have fun fuckin with people, but, yeah, dude was a kook who would've endorsed just about anything Nathan proposed to get on TV.

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
I'm still giggling every time I remember the tiny flying scarecrow.

Zsinjeh
Jun 11, 2007

:shoboobs:

JayMax posted:

I'm still giggling every time I remember the tiny flying scarecrow.
You wipe that smirk off your face or I'll make sure you never ride a horse again

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup

LostRook posted:

The alligator was less of an obstacle than the little door which the TVs would never have fit through.

LOL this did not even occur to me. I love this show so much.

Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.



I'm in the market for a new jacket but am holding out for a review or unboxing of some sort to verify this is worth $110+, even with the understanding that proceeds help Vancouver's Holocaust education.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
oh my god I can't believe this episode

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


It's kind of amazing how easily he gets this entirely fake stuff into the world, gets publicity for it etc.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"Chapter X: Baboons"

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


BABOONS KIDNAPPED A JUNGLE CHILD

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I have major trust issues stemming from a nonsexual incident when I was a child

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Brian Wolfe is my favorite occasional character on this show.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
The fact that he keeps getting people to be on his show makes the whole thing feel like a surreal sitcom at times

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
NOOO PENETRATION.

I honestly keep forgetting that the other people on the show aren't actors and he's actually doing this stuff.

EDIT: That loving hair

Maxwell Lord fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Oct 30, 2015

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Incredible episode. Losing my poo poo that one of the local news shows is local to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGxDNWcmx4

Jungle kid at 5m30s


edit - http://www.amazon.com/Movement-This-Never-Going-Life/dp/1517159393

Brock Samson fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Oct 30, 2015

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
RIP Dendy

edit: Dende

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
i'm so glad brian wolfe is back


this episode had everything

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1517159393?*Version*=1&*entries*=0


http://www.themovementworkout.com/

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I feel kinda bad for Jack.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

You can tell that Jack is a little uncomfortable with what he's doing, especially when Nathan points out how wrong it is. But not uncomfortable enough not to do it. One of these days Nathan is going to create a cult.

Sammus fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Oct 30, 2015

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
Pretty sure Brian Wolfe is just loving with him at this point. Or trying to get more TV time. Speaking of, holy poo poo Cry Wolfe has appearantly made it through two full seasons.
Where did you get that? The first chapter of the book on Amazon is fantastic but I'm not gonna ship this thing halfway around the world.

Sammus posted:

One of these days Nathan is going to create a cult.
Just imagine a Nathan & Forrest MacNeil teamup, they'd be unstoppable!

Illinois Smith fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Oct 30, 2015

codyclarke
Jan 10, 2006

IDIOT SOUP

Sammus posted:

One of these days Nathan is going to create a cult.

There's a documentary where this happens called Kumare. The documentarian pretends to be a guru in order to see, as an experiment, how many followers he can get. Anyone who digs Nathan For You would definitely get a kick out of it.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Episodes don't get any better than this masterpiece. Everything, from the editing, the timing, the scenario, the alternate forks in the scheme, another Brian Wolfe appearance - pure gold. It's the little things that are so expertly exact, like the moment Nathan wordlessly closes the storage unit door on Jack before their conversation ends, and then he struggles to work out in a closet's worth of space there's that one lonely metal clank of him colliding with a wall. Perfect

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I couldnt breathe I was laughing so hard at the Jesus wig and beard.

Nathan is a true comedy genius. He truly is.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I particularly enjoyed Jack parking in the handicap spot at the drug store.

If NFY doesn't get nominated for several Emmys I will forever boycott the award show.

Read the Amazon reviews for his book, here is a gem

quote:

I can't begin to tell you how disappointed I am in The Movement. After trying and failing with every fad diet and workout plan, I thought The Movement was finally the answer. Jack's testimonials and philanthropy inspired me to give turning my life around one more shot. It just made sense: lose weight and gain strength by performing everyday tasks.

Then I actually tried it. After just one day of The Movement, I developed an extreme case of rhabdomyolysis. The morning after the workout, my muscles were so sore I could hardly move, and my urine was dark brown. Following a visit to the doctor I was admitted to the hospital and told I could have died if I waited any longer.

I'm starting to believe Jack didn't get his bod by lifting boxes and furniture at all, but by going to the gym and eating healthy. I just can't see why someone that helps jungle children would lie about something like a workout plan. I just wish Steve Jobs was still alive to corroborate his story, that is if he even knew him. Maybe I'm just destined to always be a sorry obese human being.

The Nastier Nate fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Oct 30, 2015

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
All of those are either from yesterday or today. :(

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I'm certain Brian Wolfe knows by now (I mean, how couldn't he?), but as long as he's willing to have fun with it I hope he keeps coming back.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
Jungle children are children who live in the jungle.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I'm certain Brian Wolfe knows by now (I mean, how couldn't he?), but as long as he's willing to have fun with it I hope he keeps coming back.

Knows that Nathan is not really the most awkward, sincere and misguided small business advisor/consultant to ever have a reality show? Or that what he did back in the '90s was indeed pornography?

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

savinhill posted:

Or that what he did back in the '90s was indeed pornography?

What?

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