KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

YaketySass posted:

I love how he's told her "we've got like 2 minutes top" and they just won't stop arguing

Talking is a free action

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Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

WC is using the secret punchman breathing technique while underwater, this fish is fillet'd.

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Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Talking is a free action

The fight/talk phenomenon was described in the late '80's:

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Donkringel: Apr 22, 2008

Two questions

1) How did Solomon Dave's penchant for fishing get started?

2) how did Solomon Dave's penchant for balling get started?

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wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Thundarr posted:

WC is using the secret punchman breathing technique while underwater, this fish is fillet'd.

Nah she did the hand thing

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Donkringel posted:

1) How did Solomon Dave's penchant for fishing get started?

FISHING is proof of your skill

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Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

wiegieman posted:

Nah she did the hand thing

yeah she made the mantis shrimp punch bubble (which would ordinarily be a vacuum but Ki Rata forces dissolved air out of the water, something)

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ChaseSP: Mar 25, 2013

Just punch all the water while not punching the air dissolved into the water. It's trivial really.

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Just punch the H2O into a bunch of H and O, then punch the H again to make explosions

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nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Who's to say angels reincarnated into humans don't have gills?

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oobey: Nov 19, 2002

You think that's air she's breathing?

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Joe Slowboat: Nov 9, 2016; Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements

Chemical elements are actually just a particularly funny joke the god who told the story of Earth told.

You breath the flame divine, obviously, where it is not present in a cloying and heavy form such as earth and water, but only in the subtler form of air (which fills all spaces). The real thing Earth can export to the rest of the cosmos is vacuum created mechanically rather than needing three vattras to chant into being.

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Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

oobey posted:

You think that's air she's breathing?

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2F2rF1Bs-A&t=4993s

Hey can someone here send this to abaddon?

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YggiDee: Sep 12, 2007; WASP CREW

he already knows, he and Wooly are friends

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cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

The highlight is at 2:13:38. Those were some good facial expressions.

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thechosenone: Mar 21, 2009

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

FISHING is proof of your skill

Google is poo poo now what is the reference again?

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Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

thechosenone posted:

Google is poo poo now what is the reference again?

https://lamezone.net/lake/lake01.html

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Mindblast: Jun 28, 2006; Moving at the speed of death.

Abaddon also frequents the thread so they're gonna find this anyway.

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Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

FISHING is proof of your skill

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Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Do Dave and white chain even have fishing licenses?

Does the fish have a people license?

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Oops, watching Woolie and Super Eyepatch Wolf talk about Kill Six Billion Demons caused me to unhinge my jaw and devour the entirety of the comic over a course of two days, as I am wont to do every three or so years

White Chain is super cute now

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W.T. Fits: Apr 21, 2010; Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Twenty Four posted:

Do Dave and white chain even have fishing licenses?

Does the fish have a people license?

Dave and White Chain are both heavily Law/Order-coded. Of course they would have fishing licenses.

The fish is an rear end in a top hat, so no, it does not have a people license.

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cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

W.T. Fits posted:

The fish is an rear end in a top hat, so no, it does not have a people license.

It turns out he's the one in charge to getting people licenses. He did not bother to do the paperwork.

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

The fish just has a piece of paper with "I can do whatever I want" scrawled on it

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Lights: Dec 9, 2007; Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

A.o.D. posted:

The fish just has a piece of paper with "I can do whatever I want" scrawled on it

Do YOU want to tell The Fish that they can't?

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Solomon, in his retirement, has decided that paperwork is in fact �for chumps�. And that�s just the new law.

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nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Whenever an official asks the Fish for their people license, he tells them "Go fish."

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Angry Lobster: May 16, 2011; Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

W.T. Fits posted:

The fish is an rear end in a top hat, so no, it does not have a people license.

Not really an rear end in a top hat. Two ruffians break into his lake, so it's using his fire breath to fight them off, just like the founding trouts intended.

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Angry Lobster posted:

Not really an rear end in a top hat. Two ruffians break into his lake, so it's using his fire breath to fight them off, just like the founding trouts intended.

"This is what happens when you de-fin the police"

-Conservative fish

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