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Cryophage posted:Where did Metatron 1's hair go? Can a suit of divine armor go bald, or did some enterprising soul pry it off his scalp? Metatron hid the Names under its hairpiece.
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Thesaurasaurus posted:...uh-oh. Now everyone there knows Allison has a Key of Kings and not a leystone They also know she beat an ancient powerful dude at a drinking contest. Not sure if that instills enough awe, but she's probably safe from the low level riff raff.
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Just to gently caress up future demon summoners, she should name it Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Steve.
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Nov 25, 2015 23:30
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So I'm guessing Princess is now too weak and degraded to actually do what Allison needed in the first place. Guess Cio gets her training montage wish before they confront all the big players.
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Superstring posted:Reach Heaven Through Booze more like, right? More like Hell. Or at least Purgatory. The hangover for demonbooze is gonna be terrible.
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Nov 30, 2015 08:19
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They're named Hurk, Blaaargh and Bwhooa.
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Dec 1, 2015 11:53
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I've seen green and yellow drunk, blue drunk (with stars) is a new one.
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Cat Mattress posted:What about a memory foam bed on top of a gigantic pile of gold? You need to think outside of the box: memory gold.
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Jan 15, 2016 20:31
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Accepting a sort of corruption for power tends to be pretty irreversible and life-changing.
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Jan 30, 2016 20:48
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Throne is likely suffering several Holy Wars at any one moment. Just because the Demiurges don't openly fight doesn't mean there is peace. If you use the corpse of a dead God as a mobile battle station, something must be holy.
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Feb 2, 2016 13:46
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He got killed so hard his physical body shell got sent to the void.
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Feb 2, 2016 16:50
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He's the police chief who has the mayor breathing down his neck.
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paranoid randroid posted:obviously, whichever god created allisons earth is far more wise and benevolent than our own if they decided to omit the island exclusively inhabited by things that kill you Having no continent to their own, all things that are out to kill you have spread out over the world. Thus in Allison's world, everything is trying to kill you all the time. This is why killing 6 Billion Demons is no big deal for her.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:54
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White Chain punched a couple, and there was that big fight over Allison.
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Comrade Gorbash posted:The gods of Throne make the Greek Pantheon seem reasonable, compassionate, even-keeled, and prudish. The pantheon started with a single God so bored they killed themselves, resulting in the 2 new gods fighting for ages before having wicked make-up sex. Probably
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Feb 25, 2016 08:25
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So is the implication that Mottom's about to plunder Earth unless stopped?
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Feb 29, 2016 20:51
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You may have some luck deploying some ultra effective laser cannons. Can't dodge something that strikes the very instant you can even see it firing. But then you may need magic to power said cannons without house sized batteries. Need enough power to vaporize whatever gets hit, so it can't possibly react.
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Mar 7, 2016 04:27
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His people are starving to death. A face full of PERISH for his entire world is merciful.
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Mar 10, 2016 05:37
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That's what you get for sending a flower child.
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Mar 16, 2016 10:29
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We can retire, the best pun has been found in a Haystack.
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Mar 16, 2016 14:22
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She was hungry, had to eat some concubines to look fresh again.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:37
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Did she have dinner with that one person sitting there, or are all the empty seats vacant because she ate the occupants?
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Apr 4, 2016 13:18
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The cruelty is half the taste, though. Things taste a lot sweeter when half a world died to bring it to you.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:52
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Jagganoth is a cool dude, he'll help Allison because it's the right thing to do.
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Apr 16, 2016 07:27
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Mottom's motivation is simple: you can't stuff your face with a large, empty void.
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Apr 20, 2016 08:50
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I read the page thinking Mottom tricked Allison, in order to steal her youth. But the testifruit being the key to Hottom makes more sense. Can't have the main character become a decrepit mummy this early in the story.
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atomicthumbs posted:My Skeleton Fucks My skeleton bones.
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ElMaligno posted:Zoss aint god, god is dead i asked him myself. As long as you remember him, god lives on in our hearts.
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May 18, 2016 05:12
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Just beat her up to near death a few times, she'll catch up.
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May 24, 2016 22:51
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I see Admiral Splinter is there with his monocle. Wonder if he brought his Vice-Admirals Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raffael.
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May 28, 2016 10:17
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Hastet's been on his agonizing deathbed for countless years, kept alive by a little nibble of the youth-fruit every evening.
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paragon1 posted:Perhaps, by convincing the demiurges to walk a better path and transform themselves as people, by slaying their demons if you will, Allison will have made them demiurges no more, and thus slain them. Kill Six Billion Inner Demons. She's a barista, she'll have experience listening to whining and complaining. Zoss couldn't have picked better.
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May 31, 2016 08:42
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If she wanted to truly reform, she'd PERISH the most corrupt kings and queens until the rest fell in line. But that's hard work and she's got a cushy life, so she's just putting it off until next Sunday. But then Sunday is her day off....
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Jun 1, 2016 14:02
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It is a fantasy story, as soon as one falls and chaos descends upon the multiverse, heroes will pop up left, right and center to make a name for themselves. For more than a few the name will be a sort of tree, though.
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Jun 7, 2016 11:46
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How do you call the devout but short of breath followers of Aesma? Aesmathic.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:18
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Turns out Mottom can't actually kill people. Turning them into a tree or plant let's her skirt that rule.
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Jun 11, 2016 13:20
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Renaissance Robot posted:Who wants flashbacks to Amnesia: Dark Descent? Wanna trade for Deadly Premonition flashbacks?
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Jun 15, 2016 07:40
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Hypocrisy posted:I think Mottom is just crazy and Hastet-Om isn't really talking to anyone. Even if he were talking, nobody could understand him. He's barking mad and speaking gibberish.
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Poltergrift posted:(Also, if there's a pun in "gibberish," I'm missing it.) The "gibberish" joke has now been planted, but it'll take some time to come to fruition.
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I think it's actually Hastet-Om who is immortal and she's just leeching off of his immortality with the ball fruits. She Perished him, but not the ful blown instant tree she can do now. More like roots crawling out of every orifice, then interred him and a nice tree came out of the ground.
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