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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Joe Slowboat posted:

I’m pretty sure the Doomslayer is Royalty, or at least approaching it. Not just for the violence, but because he has absolutely no hesitation or qualm in destroying every chance of his own survival in order to see his purpose through, and nonetheless seems to make it out every time. That’s my sense of him, anyways.

The Slayer is a sovereign among his adopted people, and all the bullshit legal traps can't change that.

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.

Edit: I got inspired. So help me.

IMJack fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 26, 2020

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Smug fucker, isn't he

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Better and better.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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White Chain goes nuclear. Her really big explosion manages to nick Sally D just enough to draw blood

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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You know those guys who provoke a fight so they can claim to have fought back in self defense?

I hate guys like that.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Unlucky7 posted:

Tag yourself I am the guy in the triangle hat getting the gently caress outta there

I'm the guy with the sword kneeling down and getting run the gently caress over.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Barbarians: Intelligence is a dump stat.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Cat Mattress posted:

No, the plural of Gog-Agog depends on how many Gogs there are exactly: Gog-Somegogs, Gog-Manygogs, Gog-Alotofgogs, etc.

Gog-Googlegogs

frodnonnag posted:

If gog kills agog, is it murder, suicide or a comedy sketch?

Darth Walrus posted:

All three! Tune in every night on Channel 667.

The Agogstrocrats!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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You know those Family Circus comics that show a dotted-line trail of shenanigans? It's that, except Solly D's path of carnage through everyone dumb enough to come at him.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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I like this discussion.

The Slayer's goal is to kill all but the six billion Allison has to kill.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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No explosion of blood, only red after-images dissolving into gory mist.

Angry Lobster posted:

Are you saying that Diamond is... Unbreakable?

Diamond is not crash

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Mr. Lobe posted:

A theocracy built around the cult of her personal interpreters. They don't seem like very nice people.

And there's a good chance they don't interpret everything she shows them 100% correctly. As established at the end of Book 1.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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White Chain's headgear thingy is very strikingly purple here. The same purple that Solly D wears.

I think White Chain truly resonates right now with the fear-based law that Solomon practices, and their own fears of failure that drive both of them to do what they do. This may be her only chance to get a piece of him.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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NecroMonster posted:

Oh. She's definitely going to get a piece of him. The thing is she's going to die for it, and it isn't going to matter, because this rules lawyering rear end in a top hat cannot bleed.

If she cracks his facade, even if it's to prove he can't bleed, and everyone sees it, Solly loses all his authority.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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If your Gogcoin miners keep exploding, clearly you aren't taking good care of them. If you're doing it right they shouldn't "explode" so much as "spontaneously decompose" into worms when they're finished.

I'm feeding my miners a steady diet of GogCo noodles and making sure they sit watching Gog broadcasts all day every day, and I'm getting a steady return on my investment.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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She has realized the secret to winning without fighting.

Fighting Solly D is suicide, so she has to clown him some other way without letting him fight back.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Inky is getting the barest hint of the Royalty that Zoss is imparting on Allison and it's going to haunt him for the rest of his days.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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If you should meet God on the road, serve Him coffee.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Hostile V posted:

[happy chanting] PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY!



same energy

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Tulip posted:

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.

Staplerfahrer Gog: A workplace safety film.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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If Allison has to return to her homeworld and reveal herself to the public, it's probably because Mottom's army is coming to collect her tithe. Or has already shown up.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Bilirubin posted:

Alison at the head of a massive army of cha sui bao peddlers

Reach heaven through cuisine, girl.

Allison brings peace to the multiverse using the food of the Shades.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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PMush Perfect posted:

Two ennuis and a longing, plus or minus a wistfulness based on demand.

Is this Rayuba or Fallen London?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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I mean, they're gods, and Allison is meeting them on her road. The rest should be obvious.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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wiegieman posted:

Well, you want a theme for your public-execution robes.

That's the kind of robe that'll look even better spattered with blood, no matter what color blood.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Drunk Theory posted:

I would laugh so hard if Dave's gleaming empire was horribly rotten because he pissed off Gog and all this pagentry was full of worms. I mean, what does Gog offer if not "emotional" contentment. Something perhaps lacking in ways in Dave's place

The boxfull of failsons lusting after Dad's throne would make a ready home for the Demiurge of Envy.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Witness me!!!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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ullerrm posted:

Not to be confused with the butter cannon, which is a culinary tool used in most Paula Deen recipes.

Not to be confused with the Canon camera company's user-acceptance testing process.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Xand_Man posted:

Was gonna do a joke on beta canon being the papal decrees they are still workshopping and :regd08: but instead I'm just gonna say that rebranding heresies as 'test branches' would honestly save everyone a lot of grief

On a scale of "not bothered" to "burn this blaspheming motherfucker at the stake" how much would the following Biblical interpretations upset you?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Speaking of Stands

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Stardust Crusaders, except Jotaro is as good a martial artist as Joseph was in his prime. And he can fight with his Stand at the same time he fights with his body.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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The Dominions series is already most of the way to a grand-strategy treatment of the Universal War. But imagine that with Musou-style mass battles.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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She's got him right where she wants him: Beyond minimum safe distance from the crowd.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Xarbala posted:

Gog-Agog manages to trick Solomon David into eating a worm only for every single Gog-Agog in the multiverse to become Salami Dave.

Salami Dave's Dave Imperium Emporium

Do you think an arbitrary number of Solly Ds would be able to get along with each other?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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White Chain still has the blue-white tongue of flame at the top of her head.

This whole spread is awesome and I love it.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Joe Slowboat posted:

She exhales, which is how the Ki Rata murder speed ends for a particular user.
Which also implies Solomon didn’t keep going with Total Life Annihilation.

He did go through with Total Life Annihilation. White Chain got herself so killed she wrapped around to the other side, like an underflow error.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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Terry Pratchett made a bunch of "overflow/underflow error" type of jokes, from simple things like clothing being such a deep black it started being colors on the far side of black, to a person being so horribly sober they were knurd and needing a drink or three just to bring them back to being functional.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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"The amount of wild speculation about this fight has been absolutely incredible"

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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The bruise will never stop bleeding under his impenetrable skin. It will simply grow, a constant reminder to him and all who see it.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


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MikeJF posted:

Do the Furious Dumbasses count too?

108 Stars of Dumbassery?

Edit: Dumbasstiny

IMJack fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 15, 2020

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