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Joe Slowboat posted:I’m pretty sure the Doomslayer is Royalty, or at least approaching it. Not just for the violence, but because he has absolutely no hesitation or qualm in destroying every chance of his own survival in order to see his purpose through, and nonetheless seems to make it out every time. That’s my sense of him, anyways. The Slayer is a sovereign among his adopted people, and all the bullshit legal traps can't change that. Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion. Edit: I got inspired. So help me. IMJack fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 26, 2020 |
# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 23:29 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:43 |
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Smug fucker, isn't he
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 03:18 |
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Better and better.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 17:38 |
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White Chain goes nuclear. Her really big explosion manages to nick Sally D just enough to draw blood
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 06:30 |
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You know those guys who provoke a fight so they can claim to have fought back in self defense? I hate guys like that.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 03:28 |
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Unlucky7 posted:Tag yourself I am the guy in the triangle hat getting the gently caress outta there I'm the guy with the sword kneeling down and getting run the gently caress over.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 07:24 |
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Barbarians: Intelligence is a dump stat.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 06:21 |
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Cat Mattress posted:No, the plural of Gog-Agog depends on how many Gogs there are exactly: Gog-Somegogs, Gog-Manygogs, Gog-Alotofgogs, etc. Gog-Googlegogs frodnonnag posted:If gog kills agog, is it murder, suicide or a comedy sketch? Darth Walrus posted:All three! Tune in every night on Channel 667. The Agogstrocrats!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 19:00 |
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You know those Family Circus comics that show a dotted-line trail of shenanigans? It's that, except Solly D's path of carnage through everyone dumb enough to come at him.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 06:21 |
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I like this discussion. The Slayer's goal is to kill all but the six billion Allison has to kill.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 16:11 |
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No explosion of blood, only red after-images dissolving into gory mist.Angry Lobster posted:Are you saying that Diamond is... Unbreakable? Diamond is not crash
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 18:49 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:A theocracy built around the cult of her personal interpreters. They don't seem like very nice people. And there's a good chance they don't interpret everything she shows them 100% correctly. As established at the end of Book 1.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 21:44 |
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White Chain's headgear thingy is very strikingly purple here. The same purple that Solly D wears. I think White Chain truly resonates right now with the fear-based law that Solomon practices, and their own fears of failure that drive both of them to do what they do. This may be her only chance to get a piece of him.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 04:55 |
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NecroMonster posted:Oh. She's definitely going to get a piece of him. The thing is she's going to die for it, and it isn't going to matter, because this rules lawyering rear end in a top hat cannot bleed. If she cracks his facade, even if it's to prove he can't bleed, and everyone sees it, Solly loses all his authority.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 06:04 |
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If your Gogcoin miners keep exploding, clearly you aren't taking good care of them. If you're doing it right they shouldn't "explode" so much as "spontaneously decompose" into worms when they're finished. I'm feeding my miners a steady diet of GogCo noodles and making sure they sit watching Gog broadcasts all day every day, and I'm getting a steady return on my investment.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 21:26 |
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She has realized the secret to winning without fighting. Fighting Solly D is suicide, so she has to clown him some other way without letting him fight back.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 03:33 |
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Inky is getting the barest hint of the Royalty that Zoss is imparting on Allison and it's going to haunt him for the rest of his days.
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 07:06 |
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If you should meet God on the road, serve Him coffee.
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 18:18 |
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Hostile V posted:[happy chanting] PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY! same energy
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 01:08 |
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Tulip posted:The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational. Staplerfahrer Gog: A workplace safety film.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 18:15 |
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If Allison has to return to her homeworld and reveal herself to the public, it's probably because Mottom's army is coming to collect her tithe. Or has already shown up.
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 20:52 |
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Bilirubin posted:Alison at the head of a massive army of cha sui bao peddlers Reach heaven through cuisine, girl. Allison brings peace to the multiverse using the food of the Shades.
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 23:42 |
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PMush Perfect posted:Two ennuis and a longing, plus or minus a wistfulness based on demand. Is this Rayuba or Fallen London?
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 07:56 |
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I mean, they're gods, and Allison is meeting them on her road. The rest should be obvious.
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 05:52 |
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wiegieman posted:Well, you want a theme for your public-execution robes. That's the kind of robe that'll look even better spattered with blood, no matter what color blood.
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 23:06 |
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Drunk Theory posted:I would laugh so hard if Dave's gleaming empire was horribly rotten because he pissed off Gog and all this pagentry was full of worms. I mean, what does Gog offer if not "emotional" contentment. Something perhaps lacking in ways in Dave's place The boxfull of failsons lusting after Dad's throne would make a ready home for the Demiurge of Envy.
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 18:34 |
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Witness me!!!
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 05:09 |
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ullerrm posted:Not to be confused with the butter cannon, which is a culinary tool used in most Paula Deen recipes. Not to be confused with the Canon camera company's user-acceptance testing process.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 20:50 |
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Xand_Man posted:Was gonna do a joke on beta canon being the papal decrees they are still workshopping and but instead I'm just gonna say that rebranding heresies as 'test branches' would honestly save everyone a lot of grief On a scale of "not bothered" to "burn this blaspheming motherfucker at the stake" how much would the following Biblical interpretations upset you?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 21:56 |
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Speaking of Stands
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 06:32 |
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Stardust Crusaders, except Jotaro is as good a martial artist as Joseph was in his prime. And he can fight with his Stand at the same time he fights with his body.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 08:06 |
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The Dominions series is already most of the way to a grand-strategy treatment of the Universal War. But imagine that with Musou-style mass battles.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 07:36 |
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She's got him right where she wants him: Beyond minimum safe distance from the crowd.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 06:41 |
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Xarbala posted:Gog-Agog manages to trick Solomon David into eating a worm only for every single Gog-Agog in the multiverse to become Salami Dave. Do you think an arbitrary number of Solly Ds would be able to get along with each other?
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 23:26 |
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White Chain still has the blue-white tongue of flame at the top of her head. This whole spread is awesome and I love it.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 15:59 |
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Joe Slowboat posted:She exhales, which is how the Ki Rata murder speed ends for a particular user. He did go through with Total Life Annihilation. White Chain got herself so killed she wrapped around to the other side, like an underflow error.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 23:59 |
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Terry Pratchett made a bunch of "overflow/underflow error" type of jokes, from simple things like clothing being such a deep black it started being colors on the far side of black, to a person being so horribly sober they were knurd and needing a drink or three just to bring them back to being functional.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 01:28 |
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"The amount of wild speculation about this fight has been absolutely incredible"
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 05:02 |
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The bruise will never stop bleeding under his impenetrable skin. It will simply grow, a constant reminder to him and all who see it.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 06:20 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:43 |
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MikeJF posted:Do the Furious Dumbasses count too? 108 Stars of Dumbassery? Edit: Dumbasstiny IMJack fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 15, 2020 |
# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 22:00 |