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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:

Did we ever learn the name of that angel that got killed

23 Liminal Blossom Punctures the Heart of the Unrepentant, Deliciously or are we talking about other angel?

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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wiegieman posted:

Zoss absolutely meant to give the key to Allison. He knows who she is, his ghost used her name. These guys are just sexist jerks.

I think you mean Alice

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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What the gently caress

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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gently caress

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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BravestOfTheLamps posted:

An eating contest?

A karaoke-off Alison will sing this|:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6_RZhh44NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVYV-5TeYfg

Motton will sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkXHsK4AQPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Say Nothing posted:

And who the gently caress is Zaid, anyway?

Kind of a creep.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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https://youtu.be/AUf8Ho60Zjg

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Dec 31, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebInqG1pJI

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Dec 31, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I like to think that deep down inside of everyone there is a skeleton. :kiddo:

Actually no.

Technically speaking there is a skeleton right outside of you.

"we" are brains floating inside a skull.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Phy posted:

oh my god are you saying I'm IMPRISONED BY A SKELETON

No we are actually piloting the skeleton who is wearing a ablative flesh armor.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Tollymain posted:

can't wait for allison to face god and walk backwards into hell

Will god get dunked on by Allison???

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Benson Cunningham posted:

God and her are tight, didn't you see when he gave her keys to his house? That's one step away from being engaged.

Zoss aint god, god is dead i asked him myself.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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im the arthropod person quadruple fisting wine

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I have changed my mind, I'm the girl with the tallship on her hat.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Chair In A Basket posted:

That's a big old tree-penis he's sprouting there.

The legendary all day morning wood.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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mr. stefan posted:

It's kind of impressive how garden variety human sacrifice manages to be even more horrifying than all the fantastical outcomes people were expecting

Tbf i kinda saw human sacrifice thing coming from a mile away, but not in this way.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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nimby posted:

They have 111,111 universes. If they can magic their way through space, they've got infinite worlds.

If you can quantify an entire universe into a number, and there are a finite number of universes, then there is a finite number of worlds.

Granted that number is in a magnitude that we cannot comprehend and is easier to imagine it as infinite, but its still finite.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Reene posted:

Oh man Allison bout to gently caress up that tree :haw:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Operant posted:

Hey nerds, it's me, KSBD guy (Tom/Abbadon).

Image just put up the promotion for the book coming out so I guess it's a good idea as any to pop in the thread if you guys have any questions, wild speculation, etc you want to throw my way.

Which of of poll options did you pick????

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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paranoid randroid posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from the Vatra Stupa I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Gilded Cage Guild, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in the White Art of Division and I’m the top practitioner of the Red Art of Domination in the whole of Throne. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Wheel, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the 777,777 universes and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Knights Belligerent and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of Creation, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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atomicthumbs posted:



Layla

Layla get up

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Dec 31, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE

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Dec 31, 2004

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8 Nerd that got dunked on my tea cups and a fat drunk sword woman

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Dec 31, 2004

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blastron posted:

Mods, please change the thread title to "Kill Six Billion Demons: The sanctioned act is to Post", tia

Mods, please permaban this loser goon :airquote:blastron:airquote: because he suggested the title to be "Kill Six Billion Demons: The sanctioned act is to Post" instead of the better and funnier "Kill Six Billion Demons: The sanctioned act is to Shitpost", tia

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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SunAndSpring posted:

I hope that Juggs does not become lame failure and is still an actual threat because I'd find that to be a waste of a character.

Juggs doesn't have any character beyond being an edgelord of a clown.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I have seen the universe (its somewhat jughead shaped)

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Sep 1, 2016

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Oxxidation posted:

"I'M NOT OWNED. I'M NOT OWNED."

I said as i exploded in impotent rage

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Grognan posted:

MY SEXUAL IDENTITY WAS TURNED INTO A SWORD BY MORONS

I sexually identify as a katana. overhyped but extremely disappointing in the end.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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reignonyourparade posted:

That's like, Aesma level posting.

Takin poo poo posting to a new level

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Archenteron posted:

The first words of God were "Let there be no Genesis, for beginnings are false and I am a consummate liar'

Look at this loving nerd dropping the thread tittle on page 103.


NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I'm not getting rid of my avatar

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Dec 31, 2004

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5,999,999,998 left

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Dec 31, 2004

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Poison Mushroom posted:

I'm confused how anyone could read through any of the recent pages, or see Mottom's face, and think "tears of joy".

Like, legitimately confused? Please explain.

Mottom is a depressed prima donna that wanted out of her life.
She got her wish via death.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

Allison is the inevitability of time.

The Demiurges' have spent their lives stopping time, built their existences around it. Their very beings. They've spent so much to build an unchanging universe. But it couldn't last, it had to all crumble. Zoss knew that. That's why he gave it all to Allison.

Allison is the inevitable ruin of all things. And she can't be stopped.

Entropy is not as catchy as KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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K Prime posted:

Everyone in the world is, by definition, a fragment of the great all-being YISUN.

YISUN is both infinitely divided and indivisible, so all beings have within them the power of YISUN, in full.

The key is to accept this power without simultaneously negating your own existence as an entity separate from YISUN as a whole. By WANT, you define yourself.



By this post I claim my right as one of the 108th page burning stars.

By this logic i can also claim that you are dead. Thereby allowing me to claim your key and teabagging your corpse.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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69 very niiiiiiiiceeeee

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