Wild Card Game: Astros vs Yankees

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Zwabu: Aug 7, 2006

*crosses "New York Yankees" off a list that contains "St. Louis Cardinals" and "L.A. Dodgers"*

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# ? May 7, 2024 10:27

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

will_colorado posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:24

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Jesus christ tickets are already sold out for Sunday :mad:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:24

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

at least girardi is free to spend the rest of the fall following around the mighty northwestern wildcats

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:24

a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

seiferguy posted:

I mean, I should hate the Astros because they're in my division and made a mockery of my team, but then again, Yankees

2001 mariners never forget never forgive :colbert:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:24

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Yawn. That game was boring.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:25

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I like that he kept the tags on so he can immediately return it to the team store he bought it from three hours ago.

Haha exactly. That hat is already back on the rack.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:25

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

seiferguy posted:

I mean, I should hate the Astros because they're in my division and made a mockery of my team, but then again, Yankees

You'll never be criticized for hating the Yankees or Cardinals over any other team.

...well maybe the Angels.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:25

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

illcendiary posted:

Jesus christ tickets are already sold out for Sunday

Houston or KC?

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:25

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Did you know that the Jays went 15-28 in one-run games this year? The worst ever for a division winner?

I watched the game on Sportsnet and it was on the ticker fifty billion times. So I knew that.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:26

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

hahaha split screen whiny joe giradi presser and houston beer party

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:26

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I am a dreamer by nature so I'm gonna dream big:

it sure would be nice to have an All-Texas ALCS.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:26

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Shinjobi posted:

I am a dreamer by nature so I'm gonna dream big:

it sure would be nice to have an All-Texas ALCS.

I can't believe I'm saying this as a northerner but :agreed:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:28

Jean-Paul Shartre: Jan 16, 2015; this sentence no verb

Jiro posted:

Houston or KC?

Sunday's the first in Houston I think. Decade since the last playoff pitch there.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:29

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

shadok posted:

Did you know that the Jays went 15-28 in one-run games this year? The worst ever for a division winner?

I watched the game on Sportsnet and it was on the ticker fifty billion times. So I knew that.

The Blue Jays are very underappreciated, what with their pythag record of 102-60. Hopefully they will no longer be underappreciated after the division series.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:29

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

JohnCompany posted:

Sunday's the first in Houston I think. Decade since the last playoff pitch there.

Damnit!

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:29

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

I am a dreamer by nature so I'm gonna dream big:

it sure would be nice to have an All-Texas ALCS.

I'm down for the Battle of the Other Silver Boot

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:30

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I would be ok if the cards make the world series only if they play the jays or stros and go down in a hail of home runs, each one admired longer than the last, each bat flip more elaborate

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:30

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Rand alPaul posted:

Haha exactly. That hat is already back on the rack.

yeah right like they offer refunds

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:31

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

will_colorado posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:31

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

seiferguy posted:

I mean, I should hate the Astros because they're in my division and made a mockery of my team, but then again, Yankees

The lesser of two evils.

I hope the Astros beat the Royals so the Jays get home field advantage.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:32

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

illcendiary posted:

Jesus christ tickets are already sold out for Sunday

The tickets on stubhub seem pretty reasonable tbh

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:33

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

AJ Hinch really seems like a randomly generated Baseball Name

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:35

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

just once I want a post-game celebration to have someone blasting space jam on the sound system

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:36

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Do we really need 4 rounds of Champagne spray celebrations? Like you don't see basketball or hockey teams go through this whole bit every time they win a playoff series.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:37

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

davecrazy posted:

Do we really need 4 rounds of Champagne spray celebrations? Like you don't see basketball or hockey teams go through this whole bit every time they win a playoff series.

pop all corks, rush all fields

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:41

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

Zwabu posted:

*crosses "New York Yankees" off a list that contains "St. Louis Cardinals" and "L.A. Dodgers"*

"mccann, arod, the tickler..."

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:43

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

"mccann, arod, the tickler..."

A team will kill 3 dreams for you

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:44

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Haha Buster Olney got doused

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:45

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

I hope the Astros beat the Royals so the Jays get home field advantage.

I too hope this, but the dinger drinking game will probably kill me.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 04:54

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

shadok posted:

I too hope this, but the dinger drinking game will probably kill me.

The 'Stros vs the Jays would be a dinger singularity.

On the other hand, the Jays vs the Royals is basically what the Never Bunt, Hit Dingers shirts exist for and my shirt arrived tonight.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Keuchel owns Gomez owns Rasmus owns Altuve owns Astros own

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:09

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

JohnCompany posted:

Sunday's the first in Houston I think. Decade since the last playoff pitch there.

It is...will be Diamond Club for the game. Hell of a time for my first trip to sit with the rich folk.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:11

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Intruder posted:

Keuchel owns Gomez owns Rasmus owns Altuve owns Astros own

Wondered where you were.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:13

Petanque: Apr 14, 2008; Ca va bien aller

Some Numbers posted:

The 'Stros vs the Jays would be a dinger singularity.

On the other hand, the Jays vs the Royals is basically what the Never Bunt, Hit Dingers shirts exist for and my shirt arrived tonight.

Just looked it up and the Jays had 2 more bunts than the Royals did this year. Yost is going soft

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:15

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Intruder posted:

Keuchel owns Gomez owns Rasmus owns Altuve owns Astros own

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:16

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Just looked it up and the Jays had 2 more bunts than the Royals did this year. Yost is going soft

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:54

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

shadok posted:

Wondered where you were.

I went out to watch it was great

# ? Oct 7, 2015 05:58

Imasalmon: Mar 19, 2003; Meet me in the Hall of Fame

Intruder posted:

Keuchel owns Gomez owns Rasmus owns Altuve owns Astros own

drat right!

# ? Oct 7, 2015 06:09

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# ? May 7, 2024 10:27

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Dramatika posted:

so i'm gonna admit i don't watch a huge amount of baseball, mostly whenever the astros are at the bar i'm working at, but is tanaka the yankees ace? they have to have someone better they could have thrown out here right?

Going through the thread since I was out tonight, if Eovaldi was available he 100% would have shut us down so I'm glad he wasn't

# ? Oct 7, 2015 07:47

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